THE STORY SO FAR
My wife Helen had a month long affair with Dr Paul Rodgers. She confessed to me. I had forgiven her.
I had compiled a list of the questions and actions that I wanted to be cleared up. It read
"How big is the doctor's cock, when flaccid and when fully erect?
Had my wife given Doctor Rodgers any blowjobs?
Had they had anal sex?
Did they have sex in my house? and if so was in it our bed?
Who else knows about their affair?
I had crossed out "Ideas for revenge" and replaced it "How to achieve justice".
Had either given the other rim jobs?
What was my wife's motivation? Was it forbidden fruit, his authority his youth
Did my wife think of herself as a slut?
If it happens again then I will divorce you.
Did she send nude pictures of herself to her bull?
Had Dr Rodgers sent nude pictures of himself?
I had briefly considered blackmailing Dr Rodgers. But I am no criminal and 2 wrongs don't make a right. This wasn't on my list.
THE STORY CONTINUES
When my wife returned from her work I was going to ask those difficult questions. But Helen got in the first blow..
She pleaded "Please keep my affair as our little secret."
I wasn't entirely happy that it was a "little secret". It was a massive, life changing, treacherous series of infidelities.
I was taken by surprise. I wasn't going to promise to keep her affair.
I said "What if Dr Rodgers is a sexual version of Dr Shipman?"
EDITORIAL NOTE
The previously "well respected" Dr Shipman was a British doctor and serial killer. He murdered about 250 of his patients, according to an official inquiry into his crimes.
In part he was able to do this because only one doctor was able to sign a death certificate. As a result now 2 doctors need to sign a death certificate.
OUR AGREEMENT
Helen said "I don't think he is. I think that I am Paul's one-off. He was mine. Paul and I had a good time but now I'm back being fully with you."
I said "I am glad of that. But if it happens again then I will divorce you."
Helen said "I promise that I will be faithful."
I asked Helen "Did Dr Rodgers discuss any other patients with you?"
Helen replied "No. We discussed our sexual past and our preferences. He asked about your sexual performance and preferences."