I learned a valuable lesson about knowing when to keep my big mouth shut last week. I was watching television with my wife Kim, when the doorbell rang. Kim went to the door to see who it was. It was Zach, a guy in the neighborhood that played video games with me. Hard to believe at 30 I play video games, but I do and they get pretty heated.
I am a pretty big guy about 6 foot tall. Zach is bigger than me and quite muscular. My wife is beautiful about 5'11, thin and sexy. Zach liked teasing her because she got breast implants and now she gets all this attention. So there we were.
Zach and I were playing video football, a game I never lose at. I was rubbing it in because I had a lead with 2 minutes to go. Kim said, "Mike you should be nicer!" My response, "I'm not nice!" Well, wouldn't you know, I ended up losing.
Miffed, I called Zach a Big Dick. He said, "no, I have a Big Dick." To which I responded "whatever." He kept pushing the issue wanting to bet $100 that his dick was bigger than mine. I told him to forget it. He was hinting that I was afraid Kim might see how big he was and she would want him. So finally I gave in.
To my surprise my wife was all for the bet. I felt a little weird. "Stand up Mike" Kim said. "Take your dick out so we can compare." I did just that, sliding my cock out for them to see. "About 5 inches" Kim uttered. Then she called Zach over. Her voice trembling, Kim said, " Zach please take out your cock." He laughed as he looked at me and said, "you're in big trouble." Zach undid his pants and pulled out the biggest cock I have ever seen. "Oh my god" Kim yelled, "About 11 inches."