You may think this story belongs in the humor section, maybe or maybe not. I have had more than a few emails and comments regarding the continuation of my story Mr. Lucky. I really like the main characters in that story and felt like writing with them in mind again.
As the story developed it naturally veered toward the loving wives category. Despite how some of you write your stories, I make no plans on where my stories take me. I've never written a thing in my life until about two months ago, it is probably obvious to all that I am no author. Just a guy trying to add a little back to a site I have enjoyed for a long time. I only wish to add a different, or humorous perspective to a collection of stories in the LW category that desperately needs different, not more of the same ol same ol.
Please read Mr. Lucky by leapyearguy before you attempt this one. It will fill in the gaps on the characters.
LYG
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Now that you are back from reading about my husband Jim, I'll tell you a little story that happened to me a few months ago. I'm Jill, yes that's me, the former Jill Fucking Jennings. The cunt that married the unluckiest, but most wonderful man alive. I consider myself to be the luckiest woman of all time.
Jimmy, my husband, may not look like too much on the outside, but I wouldn't trade him for any man on earth. I could talk about him all day long, he's smart, he's strong, he gives me anything I want and he fucks like a machine. Yes, my nerdy husband is the only man that has ever satisfied me in bed. I've had dozens, if not hundreds of men before I met Jim and not one of them ever made me feel the way my Jimmy does. Don't even get the idea that I am some kind of round-heeled slut, I was just looking for the man that could scratch my itch. I haven't even thought of another man since my Honey Jim came along.
When I was in college, I once fucked twelve guys at the same time. Maybe you would call it a gangbang, I prefer to look at it as giving the basketball team the proper motivation. They were all sweet boys and tried their best to see to my needs, but I'm just one of those girls that prefer a belt sander to a vibrator. If you read Cosmo, you'd know that not all of us girls are as sensitive down there as we should be. It's not real common but it happens.
What were we talking about? Oh yes. My mind just seems to go a million different directions sometimes, if I do it again just snap your fingers. That will usually get me back on track. Anywho, all of those cocks coming at me from all different angles didn't do a thing for me. On the other hand, I'll bet I had twelve orgasms the first time that Jim and I screwed. I just can't get enough of my Jimmy, I love him to death.
I read once that nerds make the best lovers because they try much harder. Well, believe me it's true, there was this one time when Jim had his tongue up my ass and three fingers banging away in my sloppy pussy... SNAP! SNAP! I'm sorry was I doing it again? Giggle, I'll tell you about that some other time.
So, back to what I was saying, about four months ago, Jimmy and I were talking about taking a vacation. I wanted to go somewhere warm and sunny and Jim wanted to go someplace to study up on the new computer hardware. I can't believe him sometimes, computers on a vacation, how much fun could that be? Well, believe it or not we figured it out so both of us could be happy.
You guessed it, Las Vegas. There was going to be a big electronics show out there in a few weeks, and who can argue about the sunshine there. This would be perfect for us, I could work on my tan all day while Jimmy does his gigahertz stuff. Then we could have some fun together in the casinos and fuck the rest of the time. I was so excited that I almost spotted, say did I ever tell you about the time Jim and I pissed all over each other? SNAP! Sorry about that.
Jim went online that night and booked us into a really nice hotel with a big pool and a spa, Jimmy is so thoughtful that way. I could get a massage and my nails done while he was networking his RAM in somebody's AGP slot. Did that come out right? I don't know too much about that computer stuff.
We took off the next day to do some shopping for our trip. I wanted to buy a couple of new bathing suits and Jim needed some shorts and casual shirts. The mall on the other side of town has some stores that I wanted to check out. Our first stop was the Bikini Hut, they had the cutest little bikinis that I just had to try on.
I picked out two that I really liked and we took them to the fitting rooms. Jimmy was kind of embarrassed to stand there by himself so I drug him with me into the cubicle with me, this turned out to be a mistake, or not, depending on your point of view. As soon as I pulled the short little dress I was wearing over my head, I felt Frank, as I call Jim's penis, poking me from behind. In the cramped little space with the mirrors on the wall, Jim stood behind me watching me remove my panties. He had a great view in the mirror of my now naked body.
As I bent to pull the bikini bottoms on, I heard the unmistakable sound of a zipper. Frank was now lodged snuggly in the crack of my heart shaped ass. All of the moving around to fit in to the Wicked Weasel, only caused Frank to swell to frightening dimensions. Jim had slipped his arms around me, and was teasing my now swollen nipples. I could see the lips of my puffy cootchy reflected in the mirror. The thin material was already soaking wet.
Now I'm not one of those quiet girls while being fucked, I let loose with a scream that would make a banshee blush in shame. Frank had hit the magic spot and bingo, all hell broke loose in that little cubicle. But that didn't stop my Jimmy, he gave me the whole nine yards. When we finally emerged from the fitting room, every single eye in the store was on us.
I walked proudly over to the sales clerk and told her we would take both of the bikinis. You should have seen the look in her eyes as she ran the tags past the scanner, and two big globs of Jimmy's love juice splattered on the counter. She dropped the panties and held her hand up, Jim's goo looked like a spider web stretched between her spread fingers. Not being one to waste a good thing, I took her hand and carefully licked the spunk away. Her eyes rolled back and she hit the floor like a rock.
The senior sales girl ran to the counter and pushed the garments toward me "Just take them, take them away please." Well, I put them in my purse and thanked them for one of the best shopping experiences I had ever had. We stopped at the men's store and picked out a few things for Jim. After the work out in the Bikini Hut we were both starved, we went to the food court to eat.
Jim was eating his Chick-fil-a kid's meal, he loves to collect those little plastic toys. He must have thousands of them by now, he particularly likes the... SNAP! I told you that I could talk about him all day he's so cute, giggle. Well, I was sitting across from Jimmy, licking the mustard from my Hot Dog on a Stick, kind of daydreaming about what I was going to do to Frank when we got home. I was flashing Jimmy a little thigh now and then, and a familiar face came up behind him.
"Lana, oh my god, I haven't seen you for ages. Where have you been hiding?" I said, Jimmy's head snapped around so fast that I thought he broke his neck.
"I thought that it was you Jill, god you are still as gorgeous as ever." She said as she sat in the chair next to Jim.
"Are you still with that hunky doctor?" I asked, Jim's mouth was gapping open like he was in shock.
"Yes, we even got married." She was dangling her three-carat diamond ring for me to admire.
"Ooh, that's beautiful."
"So what are you two up to today?"
"Just a little shopping, we needed to pick up a few things for our vacation in a couple of weeks. Jimmy's taking me out to Vegas to work on my tan."
"You're kidding, we're going out there for a medical convention on the twelfth." Jim was looking pretty sick now and I couldn't understand why.
"That's so weird, that's when we'll be there too." Jim suddenly got up and almost ran to the restrooms.
"Is Jim feeling ok, Jill?"
"It must have been the chicken nuggets he ate."