(MFM, public, based on a real event but embellished)
- Mr & Ms Screwloose
All this happened a looong time ago, in the early 70s, when "free love" reigned and all was forgiven in the morning. There is no actual organ-to-organ sex in this story, just a lot of playing around, so there is no need for safe-sex warnings. But here's one anyway: If you are having sex, do it safely. The only exceptions are (1) sex inside a serious, long-term, monogamous relationship, and (2) sex with yourself and your imagination. Even then, be sure to keep your vibrators clean. :-)
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Deep Throat, when it came out, played at ordinary, suburban, neighborhood movie theaters. Not slimy XXX movie theaters. It moved from Times Square theaters to mainstream venues and gave a lot of people the chance to see real porn without having to venture into the nearby big city to find it.
I went to see this movie with my super-sexy girlfriend at the time. We had been together a couple years at that point. Who knew that we would get married later and stay married forever? At the time, she was just my adventurous, sexy honey. And not innocent. We had already had a threesome, well, a couple actually, so we were not all that conventional sexually. On the other hand, this was the era of free love. "If it moves, fondle it" was the watchword of the time.
This movie was all the rage at the time. We planned to see it that weekend at a very nice theater near campus. A few days before, I hatched a plan for a little adventure. I asked a friend of mine to meet us at the theater but pretend it was just an accident, that he was going to the flick alone because his girlfriend was a stick in the mud. I'd ask him to sit with us. He and she have met before but only briefly. He's really good looking, much better than I am, and I think she finds him attractive. In modern terms, "a hunk." And I wanted him to make a pass at her.
"Huh?" he says.
"Yes, I want you to make a pass at her. Hey, it's a sex movie after all, so we'll all be feeling sexy. I'll be playing with her, anything she'll let me get away with, and you should join in. I'll make sure that she's dressed appropriately to allow us to get at the 'fun bits.' Fondle her. Over clothes, under clothes, wherever. You want to do this?"
"Jeez, of course I want to, but what if she objects. She doesn't know me. She isn't on a date with me. She's out with you. I'm almost a stranger."
"I'll see that she doesn't object much. She won't make a scene or anything."
"Okay. Suppose I do try to feel her up. How far do you want me to go with this?"
"As far as you can get her to go. Do anything to her that you want to -- that she'll let you do. I'll warm her up and you join in. I think we'll have a fun time."
"You aren't kidding about this? You really want me to try to seduce your girlfriend? You aren't kidding me? This isn't some sort of joke? You aren't going to punch me out for touching her, are you? Is this a setup?"
"No, I'm completely serious. Hands on flesh. I want to see it. It's a setup for *her*. Free pussy for you, if you can get to it."
"Man, I have a rod just thinking about it. She is really a slinky babe. . . . Okay, I'll do anything I can do. I'll be all over her. Anything she'll let me do. I get to play with that fine pussy? You're really sure?"
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you can get away with. Touch anything, feel anything, get into anything, kiss anything. Short of screwing in public that would get us arrested, no limits from me. No limits except hers."
Comes the night, I ask her to wear a dress so we can, um, play a little, and she's fine with that. She has a shirt dress that buttons all the way down the front. Perfect. Modest when fully buttoned, but can be made as risque as one wants in just a few seconds. I can unbutton a few at the bottom and a few at the top to make it easier to see her lovely legs and her perky breasts. See and feel.
The plan works as expected, we bump into my friend in the lobby. She recognizes him. I ask him to join us. Of course I have her sit in the middle. Boy-girl-boy, what could be more natural. The theater is only a third or half full, not crowded, so there's some privacy.
The movie starts and, yeow, this really is porn. Despite the nice theater we're in, this is an explicit sex film. The critics weren't kidding. Higher production values than the black and whites that get projected on sheets, but explicit as hell. Sex organs all over the place, and the most explicit contact. Not the usual "wham bam thank you ma'am," just as it says. If you haven't seen Deep Throat, do. It's pretty tame by twenty-first century standards, but a lot more interesting. Plenty of fucking and sucking. More plot than you find in most new stuff. And humor.
I have my hand on her leg, which we almost always do at movies. I make sure that her legs are not crossed so I can feel her thighs. I unbutton one, two, three buttons up the skirt to give me better access to her legs, feeling up her thighs while Linda Lovelace is blowing up a storm on the screen.
She leans over to me, whispers, "Your friend is touching me."
I see that the back of his hand is just touching the outside of her leg. "Barely. So what. This is a very sexy movie. Aren't you turned on by this? Go with it."
"What?"
"Let him have a feel. It's just a leg. He's just being friendly, sitting next to such a sexy babe." Nudge, nudge. I know -- I hope -- that "just a leg" leads to other things, like "between legs."
Something funny happens in the movie and the audience laughs. I take the opportunity to reach further up her thigh, pull it toward me so I can reach inside it. I run my hand inside her delicious thigh, further up, up toward the goodies. Unbutton another button. I pull her leg toward me, away from the other one, pull them apart. I'm almost up to her crotch now. My fingers brush against the gusset of her panties. Her knees are well apart and there is no obstacle to my touching her sex through the sheer cloth.
He has moved his hand to her other leg now, too, and is already well above her knee. I see that he is stroking his fingers up her thigh, then down inside it. She's a little tense, maybe, with a strange man's hand on her, but she doesn't object or try to move it off. I unbutton one more. Now her dress is open within an inch or two of her panties. I reach up to her panties, which are now hot and damp. I lay my hand down over the fabric covering the lips of her sex and she slouches and moves her hips a little toward my hand, involuntarily. I glance down to see my hand on her crotch. His hand is about halfway up her leg now, and she is not resisting.
If I lean forward just a little, I can see her panties. Pink. I'm sure he can see them, too. She's unbuttoned and opened and letting us look and feel. Yum.