"If you invite him over, I'm gonna end up sucking his cock."
I loved it when she was like this: smirking a little, pouty little mouth drawn up tight so I couldn't really figure if she was merely playing or somewhat serious. Her work shirt was unbuttoned all the way down and I could see her bra pushing up cleavage. I loved that look.
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" I asked her. It was as close as I could get to bantering with her at times like these, since my brain tended to lock up and my lips became somewhat numb.
Awesome she could still get to me like this after eight years of marriage, eh?
She just nodded coyly ... and took a few steps closer to me ... close enough to reach out with her right hand and press it firmly against the front of my slacks. I stiffened, in more ways than one.
"Oooh," she cooed in my ear, "I think YOU might like that, too."
It wasn't unusual, so much, for her to talk like this. Not often enough, perhaps, but she was known when the mood struck her to go on and on about men and women she'd like to fuck, supplying details as we pulled off our clothes and collapsed onto bed. Sometimes, when I was really lucky, she'd continue as I went down on her, my nose filled with her scent as she painted the scene, blow by blow, lick by lick.
Two things were different about this instance, however, although at the time my mind was much too cluttered with lust to mark the distinction as we made out like schoolkids. First, she was usually at least somewhat drunk (or high) when she got like this. Secondly, she'd never spoken this way about anybody I knew. Certainly not a kid who worked for me.
A kid who was supposed to be over in about forty-five minutes.
She pulled me up short as I tried to slip a hand up the front of her blouse.
It was a wordless way couples have after a long time together. I understood instantly sex wasn't going to happen right then and while it pained me, literally, I didn't even make an argument more than an admittedly wussy-sounding whimper.
She just grinned, though, and pulled away.
Normally, that would've been the end of the encounter, us both understanding that with our dinner guest set to arrive within the hour, there wasn't time for a really good fuck session, and the best we could hope to do was calm down and wait until he went home.
Calm and cool, that's what the situation called for.
I was idly starting to wonder if I'd be able to get her back into the mood after he'd gone when she surprised me, yet again.
"I wonder ... you guys work out at the gym together, don't you?"
It took a moment for me to process what she'd asked me. "Huh? Well, yeah, sometimes."
"So, you've showered together, right?"
I grinned again, shaking my head. "I guess, yeah. Sometimes."
She crossed her arms and studied me. "So you've seen it, right?"
"It, huh?"
She came closer again, jabbed my chest with the sharp nail on her index finger. "Don't play coy with me, mister. You've seen ... IT!"
I wrapped my arms around her, she giggled. "Why, yes, lady ... I must admit I have."
"Peeker!" She teased.
"You're crazy," I told her, releasing her once again.
"So?" she continued. "When you were checking him out ... how was it? Big, I bet."
I narrowed my eyes. She met my gaze firmly. God, I loved her. "Massive," I said, smiling a little. "Even flaccid, it was a monster."
At this she laughed. "Perv ... checking out other guys in the shower!" And she turned her back.
I came up behind, nuzzling her and cupping her right breast with a reach around. She shook me off. "We don't have time. Besides, I'm saving myself for your friend ..." and she slinked off, placing one ankle over the other as she walked, giving her ass a distinctive wiggle.
"You're killing me, you do realize that, right?"
"Read it and weep, big boy ..."
He arrived and dinner was uneventful, for us. It wasn't his first trip over for grub, and it wasn't the first time my wife flirted shamelessly with him ... and he, in truth, flirted back.
I'd never minded. He was a long way from his hometown, didn't have a lot of friends here and he sure respected my wife's cooking ... and undoubtedly her ass, too. But, he was respectful β given the situation β about it so I didn't give him any shit about it.
If we're being honest here, I sorta enjoyed it when she got the attention. Once he'd even asked me about her, remarking how good looking she was. I gave him a slight wink and dropped a few hints about her wilder years. Why would I do something like that if I didn't enjoy seeing him squirm at the thought of some of her escapades?
"Dessert?" She asked him at length.
He just smiled and shoveled a little more mashed potato into his mouth.
My wife grinned at me, her eyes twinkling with something I couldn't put my finger on.
"Don't get up you two, I'll get it," I said, feigning irritation.
I was in the kitchen for about a minute, spooning the ice cream into bowls, when she slipped into the room.
I grinned at her. She grinned at me.
She filled her glass with wine and came over closer. She kissed me. A nice kind of kiss. The kind of kiss that promises more to come.