One spring afternoon in 2014, I found Laura waiting for me on our front porch when I got home from work.
Unusual for a workday, she wore a pink hoodie and sweatpants. "You're home early," I said, kissing her. "Everything okay?"
"It's all good. I took the afternoon off."
"Cool. Where're the kids?"
"Inside watching TV. I was waiting for you. Meet me upstairs. I've got a story." Her eyes danced.
"Ooh. A sexy story?" I kissed her for real this time, with tongue, putting my hand on the small of her back. To my surprise, the skin was slick and slippery. "What the--?"
"Upstairs. Don't be obvious."
In the living room, I greeted our three grade-school-aged kids while my mind raced. What did my little wifey have in store?
After a decent interval, I made my way to our bedroom. She was waiting for me on the bed wearing nothing but bra and panties. "Lock the door," she said.
I locked it. "What's going on?"
"Take off your clothes and lie down next to me."
As I undressed, she said: "You're going to want to do it after you hear this, but we can't because the kids will hear. But I will give you a hand job."
I laid down beside her. "Okay," I said. "Fair enough."
"So, I left work early to get a massage at the new spa in town. I get there, and the masseuse is a young black guy."
"No way." My dick sprang to life.
"This kid could've stepped out of one of your stories. Handsome, built and like 6'3".
"You said young?"
"Twenty-six. I asked."
"Holy shit. So 18 years younger than you."
"Yup. Does that turn you on?" She wrapped her hand around my cock. "Mm. Feels like it does."
"A massage. That's why your skin is oily."
"Mm-hm. Right when he gets started, the lady who runs the place says she's leaving, and he should lock up when he's done. So now we're in there all by ourselves..."
I was astonished. It was both horrifying and insanely arousing all at once. My dick strained against her soft hand as it moved up and down.
"I was under one of those sheets, totally naked, alone in this tiny room in the back of a spa with this
incredibly
good-looking man. It was totally inappropriate, but I could feel myself getting really turned on."
"Did he notice?"