intercourse (Wiktionary) - From Old French entrecours, from Late Latin intercursus. Noun.
1. Communication, conversation.
2. Dealings between countries.
3. Sexual intercourse usually involving humans.
monologue (Wiktionary) - [circa 1550] From circa 1500 borrowing of Middle French monologue, modeled on dialogue, ultimately from Ancient Greek or via Byzantine Greek μονόλογος (monólogos, "speaking alone"). Noun.
1. (drama, authorship) A long speech by one person in a play; sometimes a soliloquy; other times spoken to other characters.
"Coming!
"Hello? Can I help you?
"Oh, you're the new neighbor, from across the hall! I remember. You're Mr. Nowaz? Or Mr. Navruz? I'm sorry, I'm not very good with foreign names. I'm Chrissy. Christine Sommers. Do you understand? My. Name. Is. Chrissy. Do you speak English? Do you understand English?
"Oh, I see. Not very well, so you don't speak much. I understand, I know how that is. I get embarrassed too, sometimes, which is why I can't be an actress. When the words don't come out right I get all flustered. And you didn't understand that, did you? OK, I'll use gestures.
"What's that you have there? Oh, you brought little cakes and coffee! Is that for us? For me? It's like a welcome gift, a reverse housewarming present? That's so nice! But I'm sorry, I can't eat cake. I'm a model and a dancer, you know? Model? Dancer? I need to watch my figure. You understand, figure? Shape? Body? I need to stay slim. So I can't eat anything sweet. No cakes.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you make them yourself? Oh, you did! It is such a nice gesture really, we don't do that as much in this country. I hate to make you feel bad. Here, look, my husband isn't home yet, but you're so nice, and shy, and kind of short, and you have that funny bushy mustache, so you don't look like a threat. Oh, oops, I'm sorry, I mean... You didn't understand that? Whew, that's good, actually. Anyway, please, come in. I can still drink the coffee, and you can eat the cakes, OK? I'll get as much pleasure as I can out of the cakes by watching you eat them. I - drink - coffee. You - eat - cakes. Come in, come in.
"Sit down. Here, I'll get you a plate and a fork. Oh, my. You want to kiss my hands? No, please don't. Hee-hee, your mustache tickles. You should stop, that's very intimate. Stop, please. Stop!
"Oh, now you're embarrassed. I know, you didn't mean anything by it, you were just trying to be friendly, but that's a European custom, or, wherever you're from. We don't do that very much in this country.
"So, um. Those little cups you brought are adorable. Are they special for the coffee? It smells very interesting, not like the coffee we have here. Mmm. The taste is different too. It's very strong. Surprisingly strong. You made this coffee too? Special blend? You didn't put anything funny in it, did you? Oh, you're drinking it yourself, that's all right, then. I'm sorry I can't have the cakes. Please, do eat them yourself, or you can leave them for my husband.
"Oh this? My neck hurts a little, so I was rubbing it. I was modeling all morning. That's what I do, model, you know? You wouldn't think just standing in different positions would hurt, but it does. You have to take all these poses and hold them, and they often aren't the most comfortable poses. Making beautiful pictures hurts sometimes. I'm still in costume, actually. Costume, you understand? Model clothes? Yes, I don't own these clothes, they're very pretty, but also very expensive. Expensive? Money? I have another session tomorrow, and then I need to bring them back. But at least I get to wear them today, that's a benefit.
"Oh, you want to rub my neck? Well, that's nice, but I don't think so. That's still pretty intimate, I wouldn't want to embarrass you again. I did say I have a husband, right? Wedding ring, you understand? Look, there's a picture of us, together. Oh, you have a wife? Four? Four wives? Oh, my. Well, that's nice for you. Anyway, my husband will be home any moment. Clock? Husband, clock, here, any moment. You're fine with that? And you still want to rub my neck? Well, OK, I guess. You're just a nice person, aren't you?
"Oh, that's good. Your hands are surprisingly strong for such a short person. Oh my, you really know what you're doing. Ahh. Do you do this for all your wives? I guess you'd have to be strong. Yes, you can go to my shoulders and arms, thank you, that feels very nice. More than nice. Ahh. Oh, yes. Um. I hate to ask, but can you rub this muscle just here? I tore it while I was dancing, years ago, and it never really healed right. Oh, wow, that feels amazing. I could do this forever. Ahh. I'm just going to lie forward on the table here, and you can keep doing what you're doing... Oh, fuck!
"That coffee spilled all over my blouse! It's not mine! Will it stain? Coffee, stain? Color? Forever? Oh, fuck! This blouse costs what I make in a year! I am such an idiot!
"What do you mean it's all right? This fabric can't be washed! Clock? Time? Little time? You want to kiss my hands again? This is not the time! Oh, my. You're sucking the coffee out of my sleeve? That is - oh, my. It worked, there's absolutely no stain left. It's wet, but there's no coffee. That's amazing! I guess you really know your coffee. Oh, but the rest is across my chest, and there's a lot more of it. Are you going to ...? Oh my. You are.