"I've found it!" Molly cried, bursting into their crummy apartment there in Queensland, Ohio. She was laughing and waving a paper around, all happy high energy. "I've found the solution!"
Mark couldn't help but laugh along with her. She was so adorable when she got into a mood like this one. "Found the solution to what, babe?"
"My lip problem!" She crossed the small studio in three steps and plopped her ass down into Mark's lap. She waved the paper in his face.
"Is that really still bothering you?" Mark asked. "The lip thing?"
Weeks before, Molly had drunkenly confessed that she
hated
the way her lips looked. All thin. "Like a narrow, ugly scar across my face," she had said.
Mark was prepared to admit that Molly's lips were a bit on the thin side, but he didn't think they were
ugly
. They were part of Molly. He loved them, just as he loved her.
Anyway, apart from that small imperfection, Molly was a total knockout. She had high, cheery cheekbones and sexy siren eyes. A narrow waist over a plump, shapely ass. Perky, buoyant breasts that seemed to invite groping--especially since she often went braless. Not to mention her generally bubbly, adorable personality.
Mark was completely in love with her, even after three years jammed together in this tiny studio apartment. He could barely keep his hands or his mind off Molly for long.
"Mo," Mark said, "you are perfect the way you are!"
"Uh-huh. Just look at the paper, would you?"
Mark took it from her. Looked down at it.
It was a clinical trial solicitation. A call for subjects to volunteer at the local college.
"
TEST SUBJECTS SOUGHT FOR NEW LIP TREATMENT
C.U. medical researchers seek volunteers to help determine efficacy of a new cosmetic procedure--Coral Lip Augmentation (CLA). CLA utilizes reef-sourced material, implanted via injection, and purports to create and sustain the appearance / texture of what are known, in common parlance, as DSLs (Dick Sucking Lips).
This is part of an ongoing study, funded by the creators of the CLA procedure. Participants will receive compensation, as well as enjoying the benefits of this costly lip augmentation, free of charge (assuming all experimental conditions are met).
To inquire, please contact...
"
Mark stopped reading. Set the paper aside. "Dick Sucking Lips? Really? Who puts that in a clinical trial ad?"
"They're just using the words normal people would use! They probably want regular people in the study, not a bunch of nerds and fellow scientists. Come on, Mark! Don't you think I'd look great with a pair of DSLs?"
"Mo, I keep telling you--"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm perfect the way I am. Tell that to the guys at
Breasts and Thighs
!"
Breasts and Thighs
was the restaurant where Molly worked, an establishment better known for its sexy wait staff than the quality of its chicken dinners. According to Molly, the hottest waitresses got all the best-tipping regulars, while the rest of them were left to fight over scraps.
"I just know if I had a pair of plump DSLs," Molly went on, "I know I would start making real money. I could contribute just as much to our finances as you, Mark! Then we could finally get a real apartment, maybe even save up for a house! Also..." Molly shifted her ass against Mark's growing erection. She put her mouth beside his face so she he could feel her breath, hot against his ear, "imagine how it would feel to have my plump, new lips around your cock."
"Okay, we're signing you up."
Molly laughed and smacked him, lightly, on the chest. Then she climbed off him, took his hand, led him over to their narrow bed.
They spent a pleasant hour there, just loving each other.
# # #
"Dr. Ames is the name."
The fat, mustachioed scientist sat opposite Mark and Molly in a windowless, inner-office room. They were all sitting on desk chairs, the kind that roll and swivel. The room was so small that, seated, their knees almost touched.
"I'm the lead researcher on this study," Ames went on. "Sorry about the inadequate size of the room. Normally this is just a one-on-one consultation. We had to drag in another chair, Molly, when we heard you were bringing your boyfriend to observe."
Mark said, "never mind that. What are we doing here in downtown? I thought the C.U. campus was all north of Queensland. This looks more like a commercial building than part of the college."
"Right you are, young man. This is a rented office. Lots of buildings shut down at C.U. around COVID times, and with the slow return to onsite classes, they haven't figured out which all are worth reopening yet. So some of us find ourselves in 'temporary housing' here, eh?"
Mark nodded. It made sense.
Ames returned his attention to Molly. "How about you, young lady? I'm sure you have questions for me."
"This... CLA procedure. Will it hurt?"
Ames shrugged. "There
will
be some swelling during the first week following the injections. Ice helps. When you return for phase two, we will stress test the area and assess the efficacy of the treatment. Some subjects find that assessment procedure a bit uncomfortable, to start, though I find they grow accustomed to it over time."
Molly said, "what is the assessment procedure?"
Instead of answering, Ames swiveled his chair around with a squeak. He began rooting through the desk drawers behind him. Mark noticed that the fat man made a lot of wheezing noises when he moved. Finally, he produced a clipboard with some document on it, along with a pen. He swiveled back around, his fat, khaki-covered knee brushing against Molly's pretty, bare one.
"The mundane details of the assessment will become clear to you over time," Ames said, his pen poised over the clipboard. "First, I must ask: how many blowjobs would you say you give in a typical week?"
Molly said, "how many... blowjobs?"
At the same time, Mark shot up from his chair. "Blowjobs? What the fuck is this? Mo, let's get out of here."
Dr. Ames held up a hand to stop them, wheezing and chuckling fatly. "Please. I get this all the time. Your reaction is understandable, but hardly necessary. Look: I'm a researcher in a lab coat, not some weird old pervert. Please, sit back down and let me explain my question."
Reluctantly, Mark sank back into his seat.