"Come on love, we'll be late, do you have to tart yourself up so much, bloody trollop."
"I'll give you trollop you old sod, now there's a fine thing my husband calling me a trollop, I don't know hey."
"Serious Millie we are going to be late love."
"OK, OK, I'm nearly ready Peter."
"Ohh Peter is it, who's getting a hump on then, wrong week or something, I bloody hope not."
"You know it isn't my blobby week or I wouldn't be bothering to go would I."
"Why not Mill's I'm sure some of them wouldn't be fussy."
"Ugh Pete, shut up you dirty sod, you're disgusting."
"OK I'm ready, let's go."
"Wow Millie, the slit skirt and loose top treatment, you are on the pull tonight darling."
"Got the skimpy bra and frilly red knickers on as well have we, hehe."
"Shut up you sod, I always wear this outfit to a new place."
"Hmm just as I said, a tart on the pull."
"Ouch! Mill's that hurt."
"It was meant to you sod, hehe."
"Come on then woman into my chariot and I'll whisk you away to your fate."
"Chariot, haha, bloody old thing's falling to bits. Pete we really need a new car darling, and soon."
"Hm, one day soon, I love this old plodder though Mill's."
"Ha just like you darling, an old plodder, hehe."
"Cheeky cow, you wait until later, I'll give you old plodder."
"Right which way Mill's, Jess did tell you how to get there I hope."
"Of course man, we women aren't all daft."
"Hm, just some of you then."
"Ouch! That hurt."
"Going to be fun if it all works out darling."
"Umm, what's that love."
"Tonight, going to be fun if it all works out, Jess has been doing her best all week to sort out someone for me bless her, Jess is a darling, isn't she, the way she's taken to helping us."
"Woman's an angel Mill's, absolute honey."
"This is it down here, Oh no, sorry love, no next left, next left".
"Bloody hell woman you'll have us in the ditch in a minute."
"Hmm, there's a thought, never had it in a ditch, hehe."
"Trollop, you've had it just about everywhere else."
"You sure it's down here Millie this is just a country lane."
"Yes I remember now, it's a converted barn, Jess said it was a converted barn out in the sticks no worry about the noise see Pete, that's why they opened it there."
"Hmm you sure we need to come to a new place Mill's, I mean it would be easier at the New Wave, we know people there."
"That's just it though darling we know them all, I was getting bored with it there, I needed a change, it is my Valentine treat after all."
"Hm, maybe I should have just got you a card instead."
"Here look Pete, Valentines dance tonight, Ballard's Country Club, see I got us here didn't I darling"
"Nearly got us in the bloody ditch a couple of times though, hehe."
"Well I'm sure old plodder or one of them would have got us out again darling."
"Piss taking female, hehe."
"Wonder if Jess will be here Mill's, hope so I could do with a nice bit of company."
"Cheeky sod Pete, you're with me aren't you, what's wrong with your bloody wife for company. You don't need anyone else do you."
"Yea but how long for once you get going and bugger off."
"Well I don't know; it might be no good here, if Jess isn't here we'll have a job getting to know people won't we. Anyway even if it is OK you'll be there won't you."
"Huh job getting to know people, the way you go on we'll know them all in 20 minutes you horny sod."
"Pete, that's not fair, hehe"
"Do you want me there tonight then Millie, you know right through to the end."
"Might do."
"Might do, you always say that, I never know what to expect you devil, and you know I love being there."
"Hm, we'll see Pete, I like you being there you know that, but they don't sometimes do they, they get embarrassed and it isn't so much fun for me."
"Come on let's go in, looks OK, nice place well done up for an old barn."
"Oh God look at Lurch the doorman, hehe."
"Shut up Pete, he'll hear you."
"Hello mate, just the two of you."
"Yes just the two."
"For now, hehe."
"Trollop."
"That's 12 quid mate."
"Bloody hell this better be worth 6 pounds each Millie, we could have got in the New Wave free tonight."
"Oh don't be so fucking tight man, isn't your wife's Valentine present worth 6 bloody quid."
"Twelve."
"Alright tight arse, twelve bloody pounds."
"My darling I'd lavish a million pounds on you if I had it, but as it happens I'm a bit short this week, hehe."
"Bollocks to you Peter."
"Language Millie, do you want to get me all turned on with your dirty talk so soon, hehe."
"Yes please."
"Trollop."
"Hey there's Jess over by the window, wow look at the young studs she's with, fuck me, three of them."
"Calm down Tigress, calm down, I'm sure they'd love to fuck you, hmm lovely Jess."
"Your turn to calm down Peter, I told you I might want you there tonight, so maybe no Jess to play with."
"You're jealous of Jess Millie, you sod, hehe."
"I am not jealous of Jess, you can tease the little slut whenever you want."
"I'll tell her you called her a slut."
"Peter, don't you fucking dare, she's my best mate at work, but she has no sense of humour that way, she'd take it to heart and God no body could be further from being a slut than sweet Jess."
"OK you daft bitch I was only joking."
"I should hope so too, and don't call me a bitch, call me a slut if you want but not a bitch, hehe."
"Trollop slut bitch."
"Ouch! That hurt,"
"It was meant to."
"Hello Jess darling how are you tonight, so happy to see you my God you look lovely I'm stiff already."
"Don't take any notice of him Jess, he's in a funny mood, on the change of life I think, hehe."
"Hi Pete, Hi Millie, glad you could make it."
"We're so glad you could make it as well Jess, hey you've friends as well."
"Take a seat folks, any friends of Jessica's are friends of ours, I'm Tony by the way, Jess's young brother."