Best Buddies Sexual Peccadilloes
A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives.
I'm Paul, the host of this party. Thanks for stopping by to read my story.
We were all sitting around the big screen plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, including me. Our wives and girlfriends were upstairs drinking wine, laughing, talking about kids and complaining about us, no doubt. We could hear the women getting louder, as they drank more.
During half time, instead of watching the recap of the game and the half time show, as a lark, I thought it would be a fun thing for each of us to confess what his personal, sexual peccadillo was. With all those women upstairs, we were horny and wondering, no doubt, what some of the guys did with their wives or girlfriends behind closed door. I know what I'd like to do right now, have an orgy with all my friends wives and girlfriends. Especially after we've all already had a few beers, instead of watching commercials, which we've all already seen a million times, I figured the guys would rather talk about sex. I know that I would. Whenever there was a new commercial we haven't seen before, we stopped to watch that.
Only, I was shocked by what happened next. Instead of going around the room with each guy sharing a few intimate details about his sex life and about his wife or girlfriend, it turned into a men's meeting, an open forum, on sexual peccadilloes, so much so that we missed watching the second half of the game. Now, we were so into hearing everyone's sex story that we actually turned off the Super Bowl to talk about what we did with our wives or girlfriends behind closed doors.
"Hey, it's so quiet down here," said Ramona, a dark haired, brown eyed woman. She was first down the stairs with Wendy, a pretty blonde and Linda a blue eyed hottie behind her. "Who won the game" asked Ramona, Anthony's wife?
"We don't know," said Wayne, who is married to Gloria.
"Don't know," said Linda, married to Steve. "Is the TV broken?"
"Why aren't you guys watching the game, Paul," asked Ramona of me?
"Well, I said looking out at all the guys. We were, uhm, just talking," I said.
"Talking, instead of watching the game, the Super Bowl," said Wendy, Peter's girlfriend, incredulously. "What could you possibly be talking about that's more interesting then football," she said with a smug little laugh. "After watching high school, college, and pro football all season long, all of you not watching the Super Bowl, the Holy Grail of football is sacrilegious and doesn't make any sense," she said making her two friends laugh.
Then, all the women, the wives and the girlfriends of all my friends filed downstairs. I was glad I had a huge finished basement. I couldn't believe I had 21 couples down here with room for more. The women found their husbands and boyfriends and sat together with them in a half circle group with my wife Paula and me sitting in the middle. In the way everyone was sitting, I felt as if I was a college professor giving an informal class in the quad.
Anthony was with Ramona, Bob with Sue, Charlie with Helen, Dave with June, Eddie with Elaine, Frank with Rose, Gary with Cindy, Henry with Barbara, Jim with Samantha, John with Amanda, Larry with Diane, Michael with Yvonne, Nick with Nancy, Peter with Wendy, Paul, that's me, with my wife Paula, Randy with Francesca, Roy with Irene, Steve with Linda, Tom with Mary, Vinnie with Kathy, and Wayne with Gloria.
"Well," I said looking at the guys, while waiting for someone to stop me. "We were talking about sex."
"Sex," said Diane, tall and slim with long, dark hair and married to Larry. "Now this could be interesting. Even though I wasn't privy to the conversations, I'm sure that I can imagine all that you talked about when talking about sex, blowjobs," she said with a laugh.
"Give us a little bit more credit than that, Diane. Guys," I said, "do you mind if I tell the ladies what we were talking about?"
"Sure, go ahead," said Anthony.
"I have no secrets from Rose," said Frank.
"That's an understatement," said Vinnie making all the guys laugh.
"Well," I said, "We were revealing what we did behind closed doors, sort of sexual confessions. Anthony told us how his wife, Ramona, enjoys being tied to the bed, blindfolded, and spanked. He told us how you, Ramona, enjoy being made to feel forced before you do dirty, nasty things."