Max Burnage Ep. 03: A Time To Burn
The following is the third episode in a my series, "Max Burnage." Each episode can be read as a separate story, but you may want to read the first installment to understand the full context.
The following was inspired by NTRMaster's three-part 2010 story, "
Reunited
." In that story, a wimpy husband is cheated on by all three of the women in his life, who were taken from him by an old schoolmate who does much more to the husband than simply take the women.
The names have been changed in this story, but the initial premise remains the same. Adrestia Rhamnousia is featured in my series, "Cheater's Gallery" and Elijah Jones is featured in "Justice." Camp Rollins was first introduced in my series, "The Camp."
As always, constructive comments are always welcome and appreciated. Please refer to my profile for more on my personal policy regarding comments, feedback, follows, etc. (Yes, I do moderate comments.) And remember, this is a work of fiction, meaning that it is not real in any way, shape, matter or form.
On a final note, no nuclear warheads were abused in the writing of this story...
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Introduction, by Max Burnage
My name is Maximilian Burnage, but you can simply call me Max. I was born Maxwell Burns, but changed my name after my wife and her cohorts targeted me in an illegal scheme that included a plot to murder me. With the help of two incredible individuals, namely, a Civil War veteran named Elijah Jones and an immortal goddess named Adrestia Rhamnousia, I was able to reclaim my life and get a measure of justice from those who sought to do me harm.
I spent three months at Camp Rollins, a facility in north Idaho set up to help men in situations like mine. After my return, I was, for all practical purposes, a completely new man. Adrestia bestowed upon me a gift, something she called a "command voice" that allows me to make anyone do anything. With her guidance and Eli's tutelage, I have learned to use that gift for the good of those who seek my help.
After I dealt with my now ex-wife and her accomplices, I started the Burnage Agency to help people deal with cases of extreme marital betrayal and infidelity. Both Eli and Adrestia have lived up to their promises, providing me with the tools and the guidance to do my job. Adrestia even provided me with the software and systems I would need to monitor anyone, anywhere on the planet.
And for those who are wondering, yes, Adrestia and I are in a fully-committed exclusive relationship. It's a bit difficult to explain -- maybe I'll do that in an upcoming episode.
I'm an accountant by trade, and not a writer, so I am grateful that Saddletramp1956 accepted my invitation to shadow me on some of my cases. This is just one of my stories. At my request, the names of those involved have been changed to protect the innocent.
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Max walked up the flight of stairs to his wife's office, opened the door and looked inside. There she was, sitting at her desk, going over a file as video played on the large monitor mounted on the wall. He admired her beauty for a bit before he walked inside.
A petite woman, long wavy blonde hair cascading over her shoulders, framing the face of an angel, sat at the desk that took up much of the cluttered and crowded office space. To most, she appeared to be somewhere in her mid-20s. But Max knew better. In reality, she was as old as the human race itself. Perhaps a bit older.
He knew her as Adrestia, although she had been given a number of names over the years by a number of different cultures -- Tye and Nemesis being just two of them. Well-meaning men had crafted statues of her, wearing a long robe and wielding a double-edged sword. But try as they might, they never did capture her true beauty, which Max knew transcended her lovely form. She smiled as she looked up at him.
"Admiring me from afar, my dear Max?" she asked.
"I love looking at you, dear," he said as he came in the office and closed the door. "Sorry I'm late, sweetheart," he added as he gave her a kiss. "Traffic on the Interstate was horrific."
"I saw that," she said.
"So, I got your message," he told her. "I got here as soon as I could. What's going on?" She handed him a thick folder as he sat down, then poured them each a cup of hot tea -- a special blend she crafted just for the two of them.
"A new case," she said as she handed him a cup of tea. "It's actually not new, but today was the first time I've been invoked."
"What's the story?" Max asked as he took a sip of tea.
"The victim is Terry Engels, a self-made entrepreneur who has since lost everything. He's been married three times. His first wife humiliated and left him for his high school bully. He met his second wife as he plotted his revenge. He even sought help from a mercenary.
"His second wife left him for the same bully, screwing him out of much of his hard-earned money, so he switched tactics. That's how he met his third wife. She also left him for the same man" she said.
"In fact, she just informed him that she was leaving him. That's him, crying on the floor of his apartment."
"What's all that mess on the floor?" Max asked.
"Lasagna, broken dishes... and semen," Adrestia said.
"What?" Max asked, shocked.
"Semen," Adrestia repeated. "You know..."
"Yeah, I do, but how did it get there?" he asked.
"Courtesy of his wife and the bully. The bully provided it and she put it in Terry's lasagna."
"That's just sick," Max said.
"I agree," Adrestia said. "It's not the first time something like that has happened. It's all in the file."
"Sounds like a stalker, this bully," Max said. "What's his story?"
"Name is Tim Johnson. He's some kind of a jock. Played college ball, then went on to the pros. After an injury, he went into business for himself. Not much upstairs, but he does have a big dick and uses it to his advantage whenever he can," Adrestia said.
"And you've seen this bully's dick?" Max asked.
"Yes, I have, but you know that's not what impresses me," she replied with a smile. "At any rate, the woman who just left told Engels she's been putting Johnson's semen in his food and drink for some time. Says he gets off on it."
"Sounds like a whole bunch of sick freaks to me," Max said.
"Yes, they are," she told him.
"So, why not just zap them off into the outer darkness somewhere," Max asked. "Put them all in one of your portraits and hang it on the wall or something."
"I thought about it," she said. "And I still might. It's just..."
"Just what, dear?" he asked her.
"Either one of us by ourselves could deal with these dirtbags without even breaking a sweat," she said. Max was impressed that she used the term, "dirtbag." He had used it often enough in her presence. "But Engels has been screwed over by every single person he's associated himself with. Even if we made them all disappear or fed them all to the dogs, it wouldn't change things for him one bit."
"What are you suggesting?" Max asked.
"Perhaps we should change our strategy a bit," she said. "I'm talking a complete restoration. It'll take a bit longer, but I think it would pay off in the long run." They looked at the monitor and watched as Terry got off the floor and headed for his closet. Once inside, he opened a safe that had been placed in the wall. He pulled out a gun, inserted a magazine and chambered a round.
"Oh no," Adrestia said, grabbing Max's hand. "We need to intervene, right now." The next thing Max knew, they were standing in Terry's bedroom. Max saw Terry cock the semi-automatic pistol and start to place the barrel in his mouth.
"Put the gun down," Max ordered, using his command voice. Terry jumped when he heard Max speak, and felt a strange vibration in his head. Feeling that he had no choice, he obeyed and put the pistol down on his bed. Max grabbed the pistol, cleared the round out of the chamber, ejected the magazine and put it on safe. He set the pistol and the magazine down on a nearby dresser.
"Who... who are you people?" Terry stammered. "How did you get in here? Where did you come from?"
"My name is Max," Max told him calmly. "This is my better half. You can call her Dr. A. We're here to help you, son."
"Help me?" Terry asked, tears falling down his face. "Really?"
"Really," Adrestia said. "Come with us. No one will ever hurt you again. Trust me." She took his hand, then took one of Max's hands. The next thing they all knew, they were standing in Adrestia's office. Terry looked around, shocked.
"What just happened?" he asked, confused. "Where are we? How did we get here so fast?"
"We're back in my office," Adrestia said. "Here, sit down. You're probably feeling a bit of vertigo. That's normal. Let me make you some tea. That'll help you feel better." Terry sat down in the chair Max set behind him as Adrestia turned on her tea pot.
"I still don't understand," Terry said. "How are you going to help me? And why? I can't afford to pay you anything."
"Don't worry about money," Max said. "We're not going to charge you anything. Adrestia and I are in the business of helping people in situations like yours."
"Adrestia?" Terry asked. "Are you two married or something?" Max smiled and looked at Adrestia.
"Yeah, you could say that," he told Terry. By then Adrestia came around the desk with two cups of tea. She handed one to Max and the other to Terry. Terry sniffed the tea, then took a tentative sip. His face perked up as he swallowed. Max laughed.
"Her tea does that to me as well," he said. "Go ahead, drink up. It'll help clear your head." Terry took another sip before setting the cup down.