This works best if you knew of my first wife. I didn't date in high school. Not even take a girl to a dance. I was a senior and she a junior. I had no idea who she was except she had a job taking tickets at the lunch room. I had graduated and was going to start classes at a business school in a couple of weeks. I had worked for a farmer since I was tens years old. On my last day of work my mother wanted to take me to an A & W drive in for chili dogs.
I was covered in dirt and very much enjoying my 5th hot dog when this person ran up to the car window and started talking to me. When she left my mother asked who it was and to be honest I did not know.
Anyway she knew my sister and at school my sister gave her my address . I was living going to school and driving an private ambulance & hearse at night. So, I got a couple of letters and didn't really care to respond. I was home every weekend to help my father or work Saturday for the farmer. My sister said I should at least call her. Her phone was always busy. My sister talked me into driving to her house. After some awkward moments I managed to ask her to a movie.
We dated on weekends and I called her during the week. My school was 70 miles from my home. I turned a lot of good dates and sure things down because one of us was going steady and engaged the next year. It took me several dates to get to second base, which is a hand on a tit where I came from. She said she didn't want to end up like her mother that got pregnant young and gave her up for adoption. The grandmother interceded and raised her.
On the same night I got my first feel for some titty, she had cracked her glasses that day. Because it was dark she did not know her glasses lens had fallen out, down her shirt, and into her bra cup. When I finally made my move I felt a nipple, but couldn't figure out what the hell the hard, smooth, oblong thing was just to the far side of the nipple. I knew about nipples, but was stymied by this new discovery.
Being as diplomatic as I am I decided before questioning my discovery that I should check out the other one. I guess once you feel one nipple that licenses you to feel the other one. Found the nipple, but that was all there was. I decided rather that spoil what was a good thing I played with the nipple that was all by itself.
When I turned on the car to take her home she looked out and could tell the lens was missing and started to look for it.
I told her I thought I knew where it was and explained it to her that I was relieved to learn it was not standard equipment for a boob.
I asked her to marry me at Christmas time and we set a date for the summer. Still holding out on the pussy. I wasn't allowed to touch it or pat anything in its general direction. I was stuck at second base.
With me 70 miles away I was surprised on a Thursday night in April during a phone call that she said that she decided maybe we should do it. I was surprised. She had to spell it out for me. The idea was what if we got married and weren't compatible for sex, or I just didn't like the way she did it we should know it now.
I found out several years later that behind my back she was seeing a kid in her class. This guy was a second cousin. Their grandmothers were sisters. She had gone to watch him play baseball after school. He took her home and with her grandma downstairs, her took her up to her bedroom. The had been involved in some make out sessions in the past and this time she let him fuck her. He ended up cumming in her and she was afraid she might be pregnant. So, two days later I rounded second base, blazed past third, and dumped my own load in the folds of home plate.
The good news from this was that the guy became a cop and pulled me over for a ticket. For some reason he told me about cumming in her back then and about how afraid he was that he might have to marry her. Then said he owed me one and went on to tell me he caught her with a couple of guys in a car behind a bar a couple of weeks earlier. I didn't get the ticket.
We got married in July of that year. I didn't get any more pussy until we married. Back then she thought vaginal foam was a good birth control. It might have been, but you are supposed to use it each time you do it and I just about wore that thing out on my wedding night without inserting a refill of the stuff.
Nine months later we had a daughter. She looks like me and my mother. Of course, I didn't know shit about what had gone on back home while I was away at school and supposedly engaged. I guess I'm lucky she looked like me.
It was ten years and two more kids later when I got suspicious that something wrong could be going on. Then I began to learn not only was she was engaged to me before we married but she was engaged in a lot of things with other guys.
After I started to wake up a bit things weren't so hard to figure out. My first suspicion came when I was sitting on the crapper. We rented a beat up old house back a country lane that had an added on bathroom that was starting to fall away from the house. I looked in towards the bedroom and they was something gray on the floor beside the bed.
After getting my ass nice and clean I went in to find that it was a cigar ash. Thinking of who I knew the one that came to mind was the guy that delivered the exchange salt tanks for the water softener. This guy was in his 50's and smoked these horrible stogies. Well shit! That can't be right. This guy smells from crawling under houses and into basements to replace those tanks. Always dirty, you'd have to be fucking kidding me.
The kids were outside playing so I thought it would be a good time to ask ...
"Say, Hon, why would we have a cigar ash by the bed?"
"Oh, is there? Well, the soft water guy was here today. He asked to use the bathroom. The door through to the bedroom was open. He said it looked like we had a nice bedroom and I showed it to him."
Silly me. Now I was all embarrassed. I decided to keep a watch out the next time the tanks got exchanged.
Then my wife and her girlfriend decided to take belly dance lessons. A woman in our small town gave lessons on Tuesday nights. That sounded pretty hot to me so my wife went while I watched the kids. I ran a business where I was out of town on most Wednesdays. My wife and her friend would practice what they learned from their class the next day when I was gone.
With me out of town any deliveries had to go to my house. The UPS guy and I were pretty good friends, so he would deliver anything I got on Wednesdays to my house. I didn't give it any thought those two were dancing while he was there until one day he mentioned it to me. They were in belly dance dress and the two of them danced for him a couple of times.
I asked her about it and she said they just happened to be practicing when he made the delivery. One Wednesday evening I came home and there was a Pepsi can in the trash. I was a regular coke drinker at the time and ask what was the deal.
"Oh sweetie, that was the UPS man. He ate his lunch while he watched us dancing."
I had a word with my friend and he said he thought they were stalking him. He would sometimes change his route to avoid their practice times and even stopping later in the day. He felt they would watch for his truck to come up my lane and begin dancing. Most guys deliver to the porch. My guy always got the invite in for a piece of pie or some kind of snack.
My wife didn't work and neither did her friend. When the kids were is school and I was at work anything could go on up the lane at my house and no one would ever know. I trusted my UPS guy not to be fucking my wife because I had seen his girlfriend, and he wasn't about to trade down from that hot little twat.
Then, like a lot of women, my wife liked to make "partial confessions". The kind like, "Oh, honey, I saw so and so today and he did or said so and so. His kids were there. Always the sealer to say it was alright ... the kids were there.
I got my I got my first one like this ...
My wife came in to my work looking a little flushed and flustered.
"Oh, honey, you won't guess what just happened. Anyway I was at the post office and my cousin Rich just came up to me for no reason, gave me a big hug and kissed me full on the mouth. I just know a lot of people saw him ... I was so embarrassed!"
