It started innocently enough. My buddy Sam and I were hanging at his house in his man cave and playing some xbox. Nothing new. His wife was in the other room doing...well I don't exactly know what she did when we weren't all in the same room. I felt confident that she would rather be drinking with us. We were all friends. All drinking buddies.
Their relationship wasn't the best. Maybe wasn't good, hard to say from the outside but I know that they could be pretty nasty to each other. Or rather she could be really nasty to him and he could just ignore the fuck out of her like nobody's business which led to her nastiness. How or why I didn't understand. By anyone's measure she was one hell of a woman.
Then came that fateful night, as they say. We were sitting on his little couch. I refuse to call to love seat since it was just the two of us in there. She came in as she had in the past and wanted his attention. She wanted to go out and do something, a bit of a whine at the end of her pleading. In no uncertain terms told her no. She got all lovey-dovey on him then but my boy didn't thaw out one bit not even when she went to her knees, unzipped him and began to suck him right there inches from me. His weak protestations be damned!
"No. I...come on."