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This is a fairly short composition, a guy catching his wife, taunting he's nothing but a cuck. It's very tongue in cheek, and our hero, well, he may just rise to the occasion. Won't say any more than that, don't want to spoil it for those that do want to have a read. If a guy being cuckolded, irrespective of the circumstance or how it pans out don't do it for you, never mind, maybe something else I've written is more for you, or maybe some of the other authors that help keep Literorica alive with some excellent stories and tall tales will suit your taste.
I'm a Brit, so it is ye old English here, except for the French! My French vocabulary is fairly small, I can tell you my name, and ask you the time. There is some vagueness in the meaning of Mari TrompΓ©, it's a story, please take it with a pinch of salt if needed, it's there for effect. I'll post the source in the comments, it's from the internet so it's got to be true π
Lastly thanks to TIM1135 for running through this, and tidying some of the French as well as the English. Go grab some garlic bread, a glass of red wine, here we go....
Mari TrompΓ© PresentΓ©
"What the fuck Ken! What have you done with our savings! Ted was right, he said you'd play the cry-baby and do something stupid. If it's not back in that account by tomorrow, I'll do it!"
My wife Tracy stood there; her breathing more akin to snorting. I couldn't help it, she reminded me of a bull that's been provoked for a bullfight. All that was missing was a gold ring through her nose. Unfortunately for me, the gold ring was on a finger of her left hand. The mental picture of her as part woman, part bull, tickled me. I think my little snort of contained laughter only inflamed her more.
"Oh, so you think it's funny do you? You're nothing but a sad, loser, cuck of a husband that can't satisfy..."
I burst into laughter, cutting her up short of her little tantrum. I really couldn't help it this time, the angrier she got, the more the image morphed in my mind. As I shut my eyes, she had transformed into a raging cartoon bull, stamping her front legs, getting ready to charge me. Thank you, Loony Tunes. I knew that watching all those madcap cartoons as a kid would come in useful one day.
As my laughter subsided, my short-lived piece of mirth subsided, I'd had enough now and my face returned to show its all too now familiar hang-dog expression. I turned and went back to the kitchen. My boys would be home from football practice soon, I did not want them exposed to the screaming, shouting slut my darling wife had shamefully turned into.
Do you know what was funny? I could make millions, if I could figure out how to do it. Fuck noise cancelling earphones. Somehow, I had adapted my brain to filter out my wife's all too common rants, as it now seemed her primary goal was to ridicule and berate me as much as she could. Mmm, I might do an internet search later. Maybe there is a way to unlock what I could now do with ease and share it with other husbands that were in the same sad boat as me.
Pulling the casserole from the oven that had been cooking on a low heat, I turned and there she was, her face simmering with anger. I'm sure the casserole could learn a thing or two from her, regarding simmering. She leant forward so she was right in my face, as she continued on her mission, spittle flying in every direction.
"Don't you ignore me cuck, where is my fucking money!"
"Excuse me, if you don't step aside, you'll be wearing this. It's exceedingly hot and I can only hold it for so long. Remember, I know how much you love wearing food!"
The expletives came thick and fast as she stepped aside allowing me to put the casserole dish onto a trivet.
"Damn you, you cocksucking cuck, where the fuck is my money? I'm warning you, don't try my patience, it won't end well for you!"
Ah now, there it was. Errors in her current assumptions. Now it was time to speak up.
"Let's consider your statement, it's only partially, factually, correct, dearest darling. First off, I've never sucked cock and I certainly don't plan to in the future. Second point I'll concede is, yes, you and your shithead boss have cuckolded me. Now, the all-important third point, money. What it all boils down to is, it's not
your
money, it's
our
money. But, even that's not right, is it? After I pay the mortgage, household bills, clothes and look after me and the boys,
all
my money ends up in that savings account. Now, if we log onto our banking and you show where one penny of your income had somehow found its way into our savings account, I'll forfeit all that money and hand it to you."
That did the trick. She stopped dead in her tracks. The upside-down smile on her face was now, the right way around. Well, it was, for about a minute. After logging onto our shared banking account on her phone and looking at where the credits for the savings account had come from, the smile was inverted back to where it had started and I'm sure she was snarling at me. I took the opportunity to carry on with the discussion.
"Let's talk money. I'm fairly sure you earn around the same as me, other than the odd take-away meal, I don't recollect a great deal of your income ever making its way into our bank account, but hey, I'm just a cuck of a husband, what would I know. Until a few weeks ago, I thought we had a happy marriage. Instead, I'm an unhappy cuckold stuck with a slut for a wife."
Yep, that did it, that released the inner slut-beast and it went into full on rage mode.
"How dare you, how fucking dare you call me a slut! I'm just making sure I'm getting what I deserve as a woman and since you fail abysmally to provide what I need, I've had to go find a man that can keep me satisfied. Just accept it...you're a cuck and will be for as long as I say you are! As for my money, I earnt that money! I have to pay for my new Mercedes and I'm expected to wear designer clothes for my work image. So, crawl back under the rock where you live, cuc..."
"Hold it Tracy, I need to check something!"
Not used to me cutting across her, she suddenly stopped, frozen, statue-like. I pulled my phone from my pocket and typed away. A subtle glance at her face could see the expectant look on her face, the face that thought I was rolling over to give her what she wanted. Up to three weeks ago, I probably would have returned the money but, today, no. In fact, there was no money, I'd spent it.
"Whew, that's a relief. I was really quite worried then!"
She looked at me quizzically and was quite lost as to what was going on. Confused, it elicited one sound from her.
"Huh?"
"With the state you're in, I was checking the local news to make sure there were no reports of rabid dogs on the loose, you never know, it could happen. With you foamin' at the mouth like that, I needed to be sure you hadn't been bitten by a rabid dog."
She exploded. I'm fairly sure that wherever the nearest device was that detected earthquakes was situated, it was registering this as a catastrophic disturbance in my household. It didn't take long for her to retaliate.