Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age.
**Disclaimers: This story has been edited by myself, using Microsoft Spell-Check. You have Ben forewarned; expect to find mistakes.
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"Daddy-daddy-daddy?" Annalise lisped, coming into the kitchen.
"Annalise, don't make me drop kick you," John Cormier threatened. "What you want?"
Eight year old Annalise giggled; she knew her father would never ever an a gazillion years ever drop kick her. But she did not cease with the attempted manipulation.
"You know you my favorite Daddy-daddy-daddy in the whole wide world," Annalise continued, wrapping her arms around his middle from behind.
"And after I drop kick you, I'm going fold you in half and stuff you in the back garden with all them weeds," John continued with his empty threats. "Come on Sweetheart; what you want?"
"Can we invite my Mommy and Mister Cee and my sisters to the barbeque? Please? Pretty please?" Annalise whined.
"Sweetheart, you want them here, invite them. I don't have any problem with them coming here," John told his daughter.
"Yes!" Annalise whooped and scampered away before her father could change his mind.
"Daddy-daddy-daddy?" Nina Sanbourne lisped, coming up behind John.
"Nina? Don't know how to tell you this, but that shit really don't work," John smiled at the beautiful eighteen year old blonde. "Now, you having breakfast with us?"
"See? It does work," Nina giggled.
"Oh. Whatever," John laughed and ladled the batter into the cast iron skillet. "How you want your eggs?"
"Scrambled," both Nina and Annalise said.
"Jinx!" Annalise cried out. "Now you can't say nothing 'til someone says your name, haha!"
John had cut the grass yesterday afternoon. He'd also cleaned the grill and had marinated the brisket overnight. Now, he piled the wood chips into the BOTTOM of the smoker, lighted them and piled the coals into the bottom of the charcoal grill.
"Mom wants to know what time," Annalise called out FROM THE BACK DOOR OF THE HOUSE.
Five o'clock," John called back. "Tell her to bring their bathing suits if they want to go swimming."
"She wants to know if she can bring anything," Annalise called out a minute later.
April's attempt at potato salad had been pretty dismal; the half raw and half overcooked chunks of potatoes had no flavor. That had been bad enough, but John had found a long brown hair in the clumps of potatoes and mayonnaise. Her Waldorf salad wasn't much better; the apples had been old and mealy.
"Tell her we got it covered," John called back.
"Mr. John? My daddy wants know if he needs bring his chocolate pie," Nina asked, appearing in the doorway.
"Tell him he better," Annalise said.
"Your name's Mr. John?" Nina teased the girl.
"Tell him I'm really hoping he does. Oh. And that seven up cake he's so proud of," John smiled at the baby sitter.
John kept his eyes above the eighteen year old girl's large chest in her tight top. When Nina turned to dash back through the house, however, John did glance down at her snug blue jeans, at her sweet bubble butt.
"Seriously, she can't bring nothing?" Annalise asked, cell phone still in her pudgy hand.
"No, Sweetheart. We've got it covered. And Mr. Owen's bringing dessert so she just needs to pack their bathing suits," John said, closing the smoker.
"Thank you, Daddy," Annalise said when John came into the house.
"Hmm?" John asked, rubbing his face and feeling the stubble.
Standing in front of his bathroom mirror, John vaguely recognized the eighteen year old boy that had stood, watching his reflection as he knotted his bright red silk tie. The shirt was starched and the collar was not cooperating as John tried to button the collar.
Lisa Cormier, his mother still wore her disapproving frown as John stepped out of the hall bathroom. David Cormier, David Jr, DJ Cormier and Andy Cormier had all let John know they thought he was making a huge mistake.
"Fine, son, you love her. Ain't love grand," David said tersely. "And you still in love three, four years from now? Then go on and marry her."
"She's not, she's pregnant. Isn't she? She's pregnant," Lisa said.
"She is not pregnant. All right? She is not pregnant," John had snapped as he slid on his suit jacket.
At her home, April Faye Strickler was receiving the same treatment. Ann Strickler was convinced that April was pregnant and Michael Strickler was looking for a reason to thrash the little bastard that dared defile his only daughter, his precious little girl.
"For the last time, I am not. I am not pregnant!" April shrilled.
The Reverend Brandon Wright performed a beautiful ceremony for the very sparse attendees and Salvatore's Italian Dining catered the sparsely attended reception. Throughout the reception, John and April heard, over and over, they were making a huge mistake. And finally, John yelled, loud enough to be heard over the cheap sound system of the DJ, he and April were adults.
"Well, Mr. Grown-up, let's see how well you do without our help," David Cormier snarled before storming out of the reception hall.
The Strickler clan also stated they would not help the newlyweds; they could sink or swim on their own. John and April smugly said that this was fine.
Carrying his bride over the threshold of the single wide trailer, John carried the giggling, slightly drunk girl from front door through to the bedroom.
As a practical joke, DJ had not fastened the bed frame. When John placed April onto the bed, the bed collapsed and John was struck in the back of the head by the particle-board headboard. Their wedding night was spent in the ER of Alliance Square Health Facility, waiting to get seven stitches put into the back of John's head.
John had fallen in love with April Strickler the first time he'd seen her. She was petite, four eleven, though she claimed to be five feet even. At that time, she'd been a little on the chubby side, one hundred and thirty eight pounds. At five feet, ten inches, John was also one hundred and thirty eight pounds.
Her brown hair hung down below her buttocks; thankfully, she wore it in a ponytail so her hair did not fully hide those delectable buttocks from view. Her 35C chest stretched the light pink cotton shirt taut and John's eyes did flicker over the very nice sight. But he then focused his light brown eyes onto her bright green eyes.
April would confess, John did not stand out in the crowd of gawky, immature adolescent males. He had thick brown hair, light brown eyes and a bunch of pimples. His scrawny physique did not garner any attention from April or any of her fellow classmates.
But John had been the only one brave enough to walk over and introduce himself to her. As they were the freshman class at Lloyd M. Bentsen High School, most of the ninth graders were strangers to one another.
April's mother said she was too young to date. So John gathered a group of buddies and April gathered a group of gal pals, and they went on group dates. On these group dates, John and April managed to sit together, walk together, whisper and giggle together.
Whenever a new boy would join their throng, April would be polite, friendly to the newcomer. When an older boy at their high school would show some interest in April, she would giggle and simper, but would assure John that he was her number one, he was her man.
Should John show any other girl any attention, April would flare up in an uncontrolled rage. Girls, and John learned to steer clear of one another lest they incur the wrath of April.
His braces hurt his teeth tremendously but when April gave him a shy kiss, John forgot about the pain in his mouth. When she slipped her soft tongue into his mouth, John forgot about how sore his gums were.
By the time of their wedding, the hated braces had done their job. In the two pictures John still had of that day, his teeth were white and straight. April's own smile was a beautiful smile.
Salvatore's Italian Dining went out of business four months after their wedding. April came home to their rented trailer, distraught over losing her job. Her mother and father were unsympathetic.
(In truth, Ann sobbed hot bitter tears after ending the phone call with her daughter. When Michael moved to hug her, Ann slapped his hands away.)
"Well, gee, Sport, that's tough," David said when John called to complain about having to cut their cable television. "But you're an adult; I can't tell you what to do, right?"
"You, you're pregnant?" John asked, vacillating between rage and despair when April told him the good news two months after losing her job.