Never ask your lover what or who they think about when you have sex, you don't want to know, trust me.
Several months ago Michelle, my wife of six years, introduced herself to a new neighbor who invited us over for dinner a week or two later. Our new neighbors, Alicia and Michael, had been married for three years and recently moved to San Antonio after Alicia found a new project management job in the city. After dinner, Michael and I were relaxing in the game room while the girls cleaned the dishes. I guess we had finished off a couple of bottles of wine over dinner and I was a little tipsy when Alicia brought out the after dinner drinks. Alicia downed hers and immediately suggested we join her outside to try out their new hot tub. Alicia began undressing right in front of the three of us and as she slipped in the hot tub she began coaxing Michelle to do the same. Michelle looked at me, laughed and followed Alicia into the tub covering her breasts with her arm and without taking off her panties. Michael quickly stripped and slipped next to Alicia as I stood there holding my glass, not sure I was interested in getting naked with our new neighbors.
After a few seconds of humiliation I put the glass down and took off my clothes, leaving on my white briefs ('ug, why didn't I wear boxers') as I slipped into the hot tub. The water felt good and with all of the alcohol in my system I was enjoying myself. Michelle began to fall asleep and we decided it was time to call it a night. Michelle and Alicia scurried into the house to dress leaving Michael and I to dress in the pool house. As I removed my wet briefs and dried off with a towel I had the strangest feeling Michael was looking at me. I turned and saw Michael's jaw open as he stared at my crotch. I quickly wrapped the towel around waist and gave him a quizzical look. Michael snapped out of it and said, "No offense, but you have the smallest cock I have ever seen!"
It was hard not to take offense. I didn't really know what to say. I had assumed I was average in length, maybe four inches or so when I was erect. I tried to laugh it off, assuming it was the booze talking, "Perhaps it is the cold air giving me a little shrinkage."
Michael couldn't let it go, "No, I am serious. Look at mine." He unwrapped his towel exposing his penis. It was really big. Maybe six inches and he wasn't erect.
Feeling more and more uncomfortable I wanted to ignore his comments, but I couldn't. Again, I tried to diffuse, "Maybe it isn't that I am so small, but that you are so big? You are hung like a horse. How do you fit that thing inside of Alicia?"
"Trust me, it fits just fine." Michael responded, "My question is whether or not Michelle can even feel you inside of her? Has she ever been with another man?" Michael was standing directly in front of me holding his penis in his hand. I think he was starting to get erect.
At this point I was starting to get red in the face and said, "That is none of your business, why don't you put that thing up before you hurt someone." I wished I had thought of something better to say as I regretted saying what I did almost immediately. Surely Michael was only saying these things because he was drunk. I just wanted to get out of there.
Michael smiled as his cock got bigger and bigger as he held it in his hand. I couldn't help but look at it grow, it really was massive. Michael, clearly drunk at this point said, "You know, Michelle might still be a virgin. I hope for your sake she didn't see this..."
I didn't respond, instead choosing to escape as quickly as possible. Hopefully Michael was drunk enough that he wouldn't remember what he said the next day. Michelle and I walked across the street to our house and collapsed in bed before I had a chance to mention my exchange with Michael.
The next week Michael was out watering his lawn as I returned from the gym. Michael waved and met me as I walked to the mailbox. He asked, "Did you mention our conversation to Michelle?"
I knew exactly what conversation he was referring to and he knew it too. I hadn't brought it up partly because I forgot and partly because I wasn't sure it was a good idea. I responded, "Nope, have you?" Giving a nervous laugh after asking.
Michael immediately denied saying anything to anyone. But continued, "Evidently Michelle might have seen a little more of me than she bargained for the other night. Yesterday she asked Alicia about 'size' asking if it mattered."
Michael then explained that Michelle confided in Alicia that she had seen my cock and had a million questions about what sex with me was like. Evidently it upset Alicia and while she didn't show it to Michelle, she was pretty angry. She wanted me to tell you so that you could handle it.
I asked, "Okay, so how do I handle it?"
Michael pulled a paper from his pants and handed to me. I unfolded it and saw what looked like a 9-inch strap on penis. It was hollow allowing for a smaller penis to fit inside. I couldn't believe Michael handed the paper to me. I tried to say something, but began walking away without saying a word.
Michael called out behind me, "Just give it a try, maybe she won't be so curious if you show her what it is like."
I looked around to see if anyone had heard, but we seemed to be alone. I threw the paper into my dresser and forgot all about it.
Of course the truth was never something that got in Michael's way. Michael HAD told Alicia about the size of my penis, he described me as microscopic. Ironically, Alicia was the one who was curious about the size of my penis.
Jill, the block captain hosted a block party each year on the same night as her husband's birthday. It is a running joke that Sam, Jill's husband, still thinks it is his birthday party. Anyway, we usually have a good time. First, I ran into Michael who asked me if I had taken his advice. The whole conversation annoyed me and I took the first opportunity to escape, admitting nothing.
After an hour of talking to Sam about his boat I went looking for Michelle, only to find her alone talking to Michael. Only recently did I learn what they were talking about. Evidently Michelle had NOT seen Michael's cock and the conversation Michael recounted between Alicia and Michelle was a complete fabrication.
Michael then furthered the fiction by describing the incident in the pool house in his own twisted way. He explained how I had been staring at his penis as we dried off. He insisted that I wanted to know how something so big could fit inside of Alicia. He went on to suggest that I bet that it wouldn't fit inside of Michelle. Michael then claimed that I began to get erect staring at his penis talking about whether or not it would fit inside of Michelle. Michael explained to Michelle that it was then that he realized it was my fantasy to let another man, a man who was well endowed to fuck his wife.
Michael explained that I would never admit it, but that I wanted her to sleep with him. He then went on to explains the virtues of making love to a man with a large cock as opposed to what she was used to. After she revealed to Michael that she was a virgin when she and I met he tried to convince her that she might still be a virgin. He then suggested that to prove it he would have me wear a strap on that was the same size as his cock. Michelle couldn't believe what he was saying, but it was too far fetched to be a complete fabrication.
The conversation intrigued Michelle as much as it bothered her. The fact that Michelle HAD been a virgin when we met so there had always been some curiosity there. When Michael saw me he quickly said goodbye and turned the other way. When I asked Michelle, "What was that all about?"
She said, "Oh nothing, just neighborhood gossip." Later in the evening I saw Alicia talking to Michelle and hoped that the topic wasn't about penis size and Michael. Ironically it was all about penis size, the size of my penis. Alicia who had just finished her fourth cocktail and was as drunk as usual, as delicately as one possibly can when they are three sheets to wind, asked Michelle what sex is like with a small penis.
Alicia pressed, "Michael said it looked like the penis of a small boy. He also told me your husband likes to watch you with other normal sized men."
Michelle was mortified. In a hushed voice Michelle countered, "That isn't true."
Alicia leaned closely and said, "Michael said that your husband asked him if he would be willing to have sex with you while he watched."
Michele started to get angry and explained, "He would have never suggested anything of the sort, you are drunk, leave me alone."
After seeing Michelle talk to both Michael and Alicia I realized I had a problem. Maybe Michelle was intrigued by Michael's size. I found the page he had printed off the internet and ordered the strap on prosthetic.
The next day Michael was raking leaves when I walked over to say hi. He told me that Alicia was pissed that Michelle was 'stalking' him at the party and that if I didn't do something Alicia was likely to explode. I told him I ordered the prosthetic and that I would try it the next week.
That evening the phone rang and Michelle answered saying hello, but nothing else. She just listened. She was turned away from me, so she didn't notice I was watching her. Before she hung up she said, "Please don't call again."
I asked her who it was after she hung up and she said, "I think it was one of the boys from down the street doing a prank call." I didn't put two and two together until much later. Evidently it was Michael confirming to Michelle that I had purchased the strap-on penis so that she could see what it was like to have his cock inside of her. He tried to convince her that I wanted her to make love to him, but that I knew she would never do it unless I could show her what she was missing. Michelle felt horrible for keeping Michael's conversations secret, but she knew they would only hurt me. I wished she had trusted me.
Not realizing I was playing into Michael's plan, I planned the evening perfectly. I took Michelle to a very romantic dinner and gave her a necklace I was saving for her birthday. She was thrilled. We shared a bottle of champagne and after we got home I handed her a gift-wrapped box. She couldn't believe I had bought her something else. I could tell she was getting a little suspicious. The box contained a very sexy set of lingerie and while she was in the bathroom putting it on, I put on the strap-on. I had to use KY to slide my already erect penis inside of it, I was hard just thinking about fucking my wife with the strap on for some reason. I turned off the lights and waited in bed for her to emerge.
Michelle looked amazing. She quickly climbed into bed and immediately realized something was up. She turned on the light on the nightstand and pulled down the covers to see. She was shocked, "What is that? What is this?"
