I was pretty messed up when I got back from Viet Nam. I never got in the paddies like grunts and army but, as the loadmaster aboard an Air Force C-130 Hercules, I took out a lot of dead and wounded in my cargo bay. It really screws your head on sideways to see firsthand the damage war takes on all aspects of a human being: soul and body. I got out in late 1967, bounced around from job to job for a few years, and finally ended up using my GI Bill at Cabrillo Junior College in Aptos, a small town nestled along the northern edge of Monterey Bay between Monterey and San Francisco. I don't know if it would be considered the southern edge of Northern California or the northern border of Central California, but it was in the middle of the redwoods... which made it a tonic for my broken soul.
I found an apartment a few miles off campus. All of the tenants were students at Cabrillo, and the landlord and his wife were both adjunct professors at nearby UC Santa Cruz, a bus ride and two transfers away. The building itself was small and Spartan, six units, of which one was occupied by the landlord. Two of the tenants were like me, vets going to school on the GI Bill; we got along well from the beginning. The last units were occupied by four young women ranging in age from 18 to 24. We got to know them in the weeks before school started; we partied a little, smoked some weed and, by the first day of school, the three of us guys had slept with each of the four women. Got to remember- it was the 60's... free love, birth control pills, and burning bras on national television. We had our own little commune.
Even though my first class wasn't until 9, we all walked to the campus together and got there by 7:30. We would all have coffee and a donut in the Student Union, chat for a while, then all but I would run off to class. I always stayed around for another cup of coffee and to finish homework or read the paper until my class. Some of us got together for lunch sometimes, but usually we wouldn't see each other again until late afternoon. This went on for all of first semester
At the beginning of second semester, after the first day or two of classes, a new woman started hanging around with us. A little older, maybe mid to late 20's, Slim athletic build, shoulder length strawberry blonde, hazel eyes, Crest smile, tall but nicely put together. She wasn't what you would call eye candy but we all noticed her from the first time she sat down across from us at our usual booth. She sat by herself but kept looking over at us, her body language saying that she'd like to see what we were about. Finally, after the third day, Linda, the 24 year old, introduced herself, and told me to scoot over so the newcomer could join us. By the time the other six left, she was part of us if that's what she wanted, and that's what she seemed to want.
The two of us were left behind for an hour. We flirted a little but her wedding band was obvious. Small chit chat, ever so slight southern drawl, maybe moved from North Carolina or Georgia as a kid. Typical first conversation: me Mike, her Alexi, what classes was she taking, which was I taking, had English Comp together! Favorite bands, favorite movies, then it was time for class. Saw each other in Comp, then I watched her get into an old VW van with the man I assumed was her husband. Linda and Paul, the jarhead, came over to my place that night and we talked about what a fox the new girl was. Paul was all for getting into her panties but Linda had already noticed the ring and said she was off limits. The way she said it was for the benefit of both of us. We drank a lot of wine, smoked up the better part of a lid, Paul went home, Linda spent the night in my bed, and we screwed until we both fell asleep- or passed out, not really sure which.
About a week later the clan, as usual, was talking in the Student Union before class. Somehow the conversation turned to names. I guess that's because two of us that had Lit classes had just picked up part of a lecture about when words became standardized in their spelling.
"Even Shakespeare couldn't figure out how his name should be spelled: he first spelled it 'Shakspert' or something like that," Paul piped in.
"Hoss" Linda laughed, "can you spell Fiji?"
"F-I-J-I" I replied, wondering where the trick was in the question.
"F-E-E-G-E-E, according to Moby Dick," she smiled.
"So! You're reading Melville," I quipped, "so I guess we should all be impressed."
She made a mocking bow and laughed. "Can't spell Eskimo, either," she added, "and I did a double-take the first time I saw how he spelled it. E-S-Q-U-A-M-O-U-X"
"So Mike," asked David, "How do you spell FISH?"
"P-H-Y-E-A-U-X," interrupted Andrea. We all laughed at that.
Alexi looked across the table at me. "Why do the guys call you Mike but the women call you Hoss?" The conversation more or less stopped at that moment. The guys sort of mentally started twiddling their thumbs and the women smiled and laughed out loud. For a second or two, each in turn got a wistful far off look, a thousand yard stare, in their eyes.
"You'll have to ask them," I replied.
Linda put her hand over her mouth and giggled. "'Cause he rides well in my saddle," she said with a leer and more than a bit of naughtiness in her voice. She leaned over and whispered something of obvious lechery in Alexi's ear; all five of the women laughed wickedly.
"Really?" Alexi responded, still smiling but with an unfamiliar rakishness seeping into her voice. She had not taken her eyes off me.
Andrea, the cute 18 year old salaciously replied, "Oh my God yes!" I had taken her virginity the Friday before school started and she'd been a regular in my bed ever since. Her eyes rolled back in her head and her voice fell to a honey sweet whisper. "Every fucking word, every fucking inch," she sighed.
There was a reason that one, and every once in a great while two, of the four would be in my bed almost every night. I am, as they say in gentile crowds, well endowed. At a biker titty bar they would say I was hung like a fucking horse.
About that time everyone felt they had to leave for class so the conversation pretty much stopped at Andrea. Alexi lowered her eyes and blushed. "I should've figured it out myself," she whispered, "so I'm sorry you got embarrassed." She got up and left.
Every guy I've ever met wishes he had a big cock, but I've got to tell you: having one presents problems of its own. I mean, it beats the alternatives but, in many ways, it's like women with enormous breasts: fun to look at, erotic to consider, but can be a real burden in everyday life. When I'm sexually aroused, my erection easily swells up to 2 inches above my navel, and it's 8 inches thick at the base. Fortunately it shrinks down to about 5 or 6 inches otherwise, but even then it's hard to hide, and the thickness is always there. Even men gawk at me in the gym as my member sort of unrolls like a fire hose out of my briefs. It is incredibly embarrassing if I get aroused in public; in spite of wearing the tightest bikini briefs I can tolerate to keep it contained, it will either slip down my thigh or slide behind my belt and up my shirt. Either way, it can't be hidden at that point. While I don't faint or even get light-headed, I've heard that some well hung men actually do when their cock engorges with blood.
She didn't show up on Monday until everyone else had left for class. "You goin' to be around here for lunch?" she asked.
I nodded.
"My husband is goin' to be lecturin' a class here in a few hours. We're goin' out for lunch after."
She waited. It wasn't really a question or an invite so I wasn't sure what to say. "Wanna come along? He's buyin'."