Author's note: please read Chapter 1, or this won't make sense.
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Mandy could have been sexy and come out of her bathroom naked and alluring, but she didn't. The phrase 'mad as a wet hen' comes to mind.
"What the fuck do you think you were doing, pissing on me?" she asked.
"I was showing you who is in charge now."
She bristled even more with that. I showed her my cell phone and told her (lying), "I already uploaded our family album to the cloud, so relax.
"I am so sorry I ever let you have sex with me!" she screamed and collapsed in a heap.
I tried to reason with her. "Mandy, dear, you did not have sex with me. I got the best blow job I ever had, but no, we did not have sex... yet."
She nodded in agreement and thought she had a way to explain away our behavior.
My friends say "You can't talk a woman into bed." I disagree. Here is proof.
I handled Mandy this way.
"You and I had a terrific time this afternoon and I want it to continue. You are miserable in this life here. Your husband is a jerk. You feel stuck here, wasted. You want to get out.
I will take you away, but if you don't want to go, I will walk out of your life by sunset today. If you wish, I will return all the merchandise and it won't cost you a cent."
She quizzed me, "Why after sunset?"
"Because I am going to fuck you, fuck you senseless. You are going to do it because you know you must, but by the time we are through, I think you will see it my way."
The alarm bells in Mandy's brain went off. She was not stupid. I had pictures of her in compromising positions. I had information on two important people in her life.
The wardrobe she just bought would be needed if she did flee this loveless marriage. Where would she go?
She asked, "OK. If I agree to have sex with you, you will leave here and never come back and never, ever use those pictures?"
"I won't share them with your mom or the preacher's wife unless you give me trouble.
You're not going to give me trouble, are you?"
I had another joint in my pocket. I offered it to her.
"Here. Try this. It will relax you. God knows you are uptight."
She took it and lit up. I thought,