You ever had one of those days when you've been neglected for so long by your husband that your mind starts to wander a bit?
Really? Me too.
I'm Lisa. I'm thirty-seven years old, married to Randy for ten years. He travels a lot, so I'm home a lot. I have black hair, I'm five-foot-five, very slim and fit and tanned. I tan a lot around my pool and had been doing so that morning until the sun got too hot and I retreated into the breezy shade of my enclosed patio.
Anyway, I was having one of those days, sitting in the enclosed patio, drinking a raspberry iced tea with just a little vodka in it. Ok, more than just a little, but that's not the point.
So I'm sitting there in a little bikini, my tanning bikini - which means it's much smaller than I would really wear in public - and I hear the gate at the side of the house open. I don't like that, since I'm not expecting to have a meeting in the back yard with anyone. I start to get up off my gloriously padded wicker chair to dial 911, when I see Billy come around the corner of the house.
Ok, not a problem. In fact, the farthest thing from a problem if you ask me.
Billy is a college student that cleans our pool. Used to be an old guy did it, but he sold his client list to Billy and the visual part of the pool service really took a marked uptick at that time.
So here's Billy, six feet tall of tanned muscle, blonde hair, blue eyes. Just lovely that boy.
And it's hot out today so Billy is not wearing a shirt. How nice.
Billy is a competitive wrestler, he told me so, and he often wears his little old worn out wrestling shorts when he works. I've become a big fan of wrestling, or at least a big fan of little wrestling shorts...
Now, something you have to understand is that, if you're out at the pool in the direct sunlight, you can't see into my screened patio enclosure because of the screening and the shade inside. But of course, I can see out clear as day.
I like my enclosed patio, especially today.
So Billy sets to work with all the reaching and bending and scrubbing with the long pole and it's enough to make a girl blush and feel her heart race. All the time I'm sitting there quietly, so as not to be discovered, but as he works I start feeling a number of dilemmas emerge to the forefront of my mind.
First of all, I don't like to be so sneaky as to just hide from the boy and let him leave without saying hello. On the other hand, there's a picture of my bikini next to the word "skimpy" in the dictionary, and I'm just not sure I should display myself in all my jiggling glory in front of the boy...
Secondly, my husband is not home. As usual. It's not really accepted in most circles for a married woman dressed as I am to entertain a young hunky man in her home alone. On the other hand, I really would love to see the look on his face if I let him see me... And I wondered what other involuntary physiological responses might occur if I did let him see me...
You can see how I was just totally caught in a Catch-22. It was unladylike to be so rude as to sneakily hide from the nice young man without offering him a lemonade, but to just open the door and step out into the sunlight in my tiny pink bikini would be, well, exciting.
Ooh, did I say that?
Well, I supposed you can guess what happened next... That's right, I went to the kitchen. I slugged down the remainder of my iced tea for courage's sake, and got Billy a tall frosty glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade.
There's one of those full-length mirrors sitting against the wall in our family room, and I caught my gaze in it. I saw that I was wearing my little pink string thong bikini. It's very short and narrow in the front, but happily, I had shaved that morning.
The top was also of 'string' design, strategically positioning small triangles of fabric to hide my nipples and not much else. I could see my tanned breast flesh above, below, and on both sides of the triangles.
This was a truly naughty little bikini, and for me it was what to wear when tanning alone because a normal swimming suite would never get close to showing these tan lines, or lack thereof in some cases...
I smiled, thinking of watching Billy's face when he saw me. I knew he liked me and liked to look at my curvy body, but this would be a true revelation.
On the other hand, I thought, "Am I out of my mind? What the hell am I thinking? I'm almost twice his age!"
I decided to compromise, and I knew my time window of opportunity with Billy was beginning to close since he was nearing the end of his work.
I quickly set down the cool glass and ran to my room, returning with a short beach robe of silk in a pretty red floral pattern. It fell to mid thigh. Not my choice was whether or not to leave it open in front.
I looked at myself again in the mirror, and picking up the glass, I let the robe fall open around my breasts as I made my way for the door. I was determined not to look down and see how nearly naked my boobs were. That might make me chicken out, and the same goes for the tiny front of my bikini bottoms.
I satisfied myself that the robe would at least cover my bare thong-clad bottom, and thereby I was being somewhat modest.
Yeah, right.
I opened the door from the patio, "Hi Billy," I said brightly, "I brought you some lemonade."
He smiled and looked up as I strode boldly toward him as though nothing was unusual about a thirty-seven year old house wife jiggling her near-naked boobies in front of the handsome young pool boy.
Oh, wait. Now that I think about it, perhaps it's not as rare as all that...
As he fully sees me and his eyes finally register my condition in his brain, his eyes go wide like Frisbees and his jaw drops, making me worry that he might at any moment drool. Oh, that was priceless. I jiggled right up to him and handed him the glass of lemonade. It took him a moment to tear his eyes away from my body and see the glass and take it. Boys...