Three days had passed since the debacle in the parking structure, and Lexy was feeling ready for another adventure. As luck would have it, an opportunity presented itself through no action of her own. The previous year, her husband, Parker, had placed an ad in the Craigslist "For Rent" section, in which he described their studio apartment, and made it available for weekly rental during the Gem Show, when rental space was at a premium. Almost immediately, enquiries started pouring in, mostly from abroad, and together they settled on a Swiss jeweler called Marc. Marc wired funds to secure the accommodation for two weeks the following year, and that time was now at hand.
Since Parker was on travel duty, he emailed Marc to direct any enquiries to Lexy, and so it was that Lexy had found herself in an entertaining correspondence with Marc. After much back and forth, she volunteered to collect him at the airport tonight.
Their email correspondence had taken on a flirtatious tone, and Lexy found herself actually looking forward to meeting him. The two of them had an enjoyable IM session during his layover in Chicago, in which he had mentioned that he was a Google Plus user. She shot back that she was too, but that she used un nombre de red , and that it was highly unlikely that she would share that ID with a real, breathing human, in meatspace.
He wrote, "Hmmmm. Now I am intrigued. Perhaps I will ply you with drinks tonight and attempt to wring your secret from your breast."
There were just enough of these slightly peculiar constructs to remind her that he was NOT a native English speaker!
"Well, sailor, you are always welcome to buy a girl a drink...I doubt that you will have much luck with my breasts, though. Well, OK, maybe if you look like Jason Stratham, AND buy me a LOT of drinks..."
He wrote: "More pragmatically, how will I recognize you?"
"That's easy silly. I will be the old lady with a sign saying 'SWISS MARC'"
"How old?"
"Shut up and get on the plane!"
"Ciao"
"Hasta Pronto!"
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"What to wear, what to wear?"
Lexy settled on an outfit that could look perfectly respectable, but was easily converted to much less so: Stockings, striped. Periwinkle blue scoop-necked dress of a nice clingy form-fitting material. At first she tried it wearing panties, but found that she didn't like the lines... With a string of pearls, a dark blazer, and moderate heels, she was ready for action.
With makeup, time elapsed was 26 minutes. "Assess and execute, baby!"
She popped online to check his flight status, got the cardboard sign that she had made, and headed south to the airport.
Twenty five minutes later, she was inside the terminal, waiting at the bottom of the stairs, sign up, along with a handful of others.
Marc proved to be a short, balding, but snappily-dressed man in his thirties. He was rocking an Italian suit, hand-tooled loafers, and a big, engaging grin. Lexy liked him on sight, and treated him to her customary all encompassing hug. He kissed her on the cheek in the continental way, and they moved off to await his luggage.
As they waited, she caught him staring at her intently, not creepily, but intently.
"What? Salad in my teeth? Lipstick smeared?"
"No. You are...perfect...It is just you seem very familiar. Like in movie star way...Your eyes...your...body"
"OK, keep that up and maybe you WILL be able to wring the secret from my breast!"
"No. I am serious. No flirting. I feel like I know this woman."
The arrival of his huge bag cut the exchange short, but Lexy had a sneaking hunch that he MIGHT well have seen her before...and while she took pains to never reveal her face on her site, her eyes were exposed in many of her posts. She easily hefted his bag from the carousel, and over his protests, left him to carry his laptop and carryon, while she wheeled the monster out to the car.
In the cross walk, he lagged behind, and called out: "it is more déjà vu. I have seen that sign, and you crossing this street...only not with my suitcase."
That exchange removed all doubt from her mind. On his last visit home, Parker had posted a pic of her in this very crosswalk, with these same striped hose. Different dress and different jacket, but still...If Marc knew her from her site, it was likely that he shared similar...interests. Christ. Maybe she had even IMed with him...
As they pulled out of the parking lot, Marc said: "I promised you drinks...Where do you want to go. Remember, with the Swiss franc now, the whole world feels like a third world country...At home I am nothing special, but here I feel like a wealthy man!"
"OK, big spender. We'll go somewhere that I wouldn't normally go and spend beaucoup de Suisse francs."
Lexy settled on an upscale yuppie bar that was located about a mile from her house...in case she really did wind up drinking a lot, she didn't want to have far to drive afterward. Plus, it had the added benefit of being a place that she had always shunned on the basis of the lot being filled at happy hour with Volvos, Benzs, and BMWs: No one would recognize her here.
The place was actually quite nice inside. The music was the sort of house/ambient/trance that she listened to, and the designers had done a nice job of arranging small circular booths in various dim cubbies. The effect was one of discretion and gave each booth the illusion of being the only one in the bar. Her only complaint was that it was overheated.
They settled in, Lexy explaining some of the Southwestern food items to him, and ordered martinis.
Before the drinks and snacks arrived, Lexy stood up and took off her jacket. "I am roasting," she said.
This time, with the jacket off, sliding into the space beside him, she did catch him ogling. Blushing furiously when she caught his eye, he was saved from further embarrassment by the arrival of the martinis.
"A votre santé!"
"A TA santé" he responded, emphasizing the familiar.
"Oh, YUM. That is one fine concoction. Maybe we should have come here sooner."
"But I just arrive. We couldn't come sooner..."
"No, US. My husband and me."
"Oh, Your HUSBAND," he replied, a little sadly.
Her first drink had already disappeared in the way of yummy first drinks the world over. As Lexy signaled for another, she said, "Something you should know about my husband. A) He is 8000 km away. B) We have an understanding. No secrets between each other. But I have considerable latitude in which to exercise my affairs..."
Marc brightened at this piece of news, and they chatted amicably while waiting for the next round.
His gismo al Diablo arrived, and they devoured it, along with the next round of drinks.
When the third toast had been made, he stared pointedly at her chest, and said trimphantly, "I KNOW where I know you from...You are in my smallest, most favoritest women circle in Gplus...You are Alexandria, sweetie, and I am Marc Devoire!"
"Well that clears THAT up," she said drily.
"I kept thinking, I know this, I know this...but it wasn't until you took off your coat...those breasts, Then I knew right away. I wrote an app to download every post of yours as soon as it comes in, because you would post something and then remove it...or google would censor it, and I would go back and try to find, and it would be gone..." Patting the laptop bag at his side, he continued: "I have all of you... everything of you on this hard disk. I never go anywhere without you!"
"Really. I'm not sure If I feel flattered or skeeved...So right now, even without WIFI, you can see my posts?"
"Ici...et voila!"
His laptop was a high end, solid state number and it snapped to life instantly...it opened to a picture of her as his desktop background! It was one of her husband's favorites, as well. It was cropped from the waist up, her laying on her back, red corset, one nipple rather discretely displayed, illuminated colored Christmas lights as a glowing necklace, and HER FACE, eyes closed, a serenely sensual compositon.
"Fuck. I though we took that down the next night!"
"Oh, yes, you did. But I am a fan. Maybe your largest fan. Look..."
And he flipped through a huge gallery of jpegs, more she thought than she had saved of her own pictures, all of her softcore public posts, and hardcore inner circle ones, as well. Next he opened a document folder and displayed dozens of chats, and emails and the texts of posts...all there. In color.
Seeing it all made her feel a little dizzy, and more than a little aroused... "Well, I guess you didn't need to ply with drinks after all, Mr. Obsessive Compulsive Detective. Check please!"
"Please don't be mad..."