"Medal?" He has me laughing. "You really felt like a hero?"
"Yes. Yes I did."
"For cumming in your pants?"
"Yes."
"OK," I say with a smile, "So now you're a Hero of the Royal Order of Cumming in One's Pants."
"Mmmmm, haha, I kind of like it."
"Maybe Hero of the Royal Order of Cumming in One's Pants from the Sight of Another Man's Cum in His Wife's Pussy. OK?"
"You've nailed it, my friend!"
"Congratulations." And we high-five.
Roger gets it and laughs when I suggest we propose the medal to the Queen, but then says more seriously that it would be too hard to fit all those words.
He laughs again and says, "What can I tell you? Sure it was weird and embarrassing, but it made me happy."
"After that things seemed to calm down for a while. Forty-five minutes later Franco and Claire come down those steps looking elegant and happy. They'd been together up there more than four hours. She came over to kiss my cheek and hold my hand for a minute. And then he came over to thank me for my generosity and to ask about his lawn. I didn't even tell him about oiling up the old mower, thought it would be a nice surprise for him later when he found it."
"Pretty thoughtful of you, Rog."
"Thank you Bill. Then the stories about my adventure started up again and people crowded around Franco to get the added detail straight from my wife's man's mouth. 'Told our new girl here - gorgeous, isn't she? - to lift her knees, and I cupped her tit. That's what got him.' Well, that and everything else. The crowd ate it up. Claire is blushing and decides to add, 'I thought it was cute,' which gets a big laugh from everyone, especially the other girls."
"She called it cute?"
"Yup, the word she used. Then twenty minutes later Jevon and Alicia come down and tell their part, but it was a little bit of an antiremax since Bobby had already told most of what they saw. And after that a few more couples came down at intervals and the story has be retold for their benefit."
"With you the Hero of the Royal Order."
"Yeah. Claire was busy being a center of attention, I could see the guys were going crazy over her, but this one wife, Cindy, out-of-towner, you wouldn't know her, her husband is Bob, has his own plumbing supply business, doing quite well too from what I hear, and a real gentleman, who is really, really pretty and funny, funniest girl in the club they all say, was the one told me that joke about the priest and the rabbi, but she has a nose which is a kind of...what? Roman? Grecian? Which is it?"
"I guess whichever you prefer."
"No, which ever YOU prefer Bill," he says with a courteous nod of the head.
"OK, go with Roman then."
"Thank you Bill. Super pretty, face, eyes, lips, hair, everything, great legs and body and lovely breasts, but with a schnozz like they say some of those old Roman senators had, you know, like the guys they make statues out of, the guys who gunned down Caeser. Anyway, nice gal, I don't judge people by their noses, and she felt bad for me I was blushing so hard. She came and sat with me for half an hour, which made things even more exciting."
"Wasn't her man there? Her husband? They didn't mind?"
"Oh, no. Richard was there of course. But he was off talking to Bob, Cindy's husband. They're both big Panther fans and love arguing strategy. I don't know much about football strategy myself. Do you Bill?"
"Not particularly, no. Was that the end of the adventure?"
"Pretty much. After a while people went up to their rooms to rest a bit before dinner and us guys were just picking up and tidying again."
"What about the rest of the day?"
"Oh, the next thing was a really nice formal dinner, even had it catered so us guys got to enjoy the meal with everyone else. We were arranged like the girl, you know, wife, and then her man for that day and then her husband. You know the man in between them so they could both get to know him better. Plus it allows those two to flirt and chat and joke while the husband gets to listen in."
"God that must have been so weird!"
Roger shakes his head sadly and goes on, "Not at all, my friend. You'll see. Just wait till it's you and Anna, you'll see."