At least in my own mind I, Jeff Lowell, am a classic "unlucky in love" guy. I'm sure that an objective observer would have a different take; this hypothetical objective observer might say that my standards are too high given my physical attractiveness (or lack thereof), that I do things that chase away potential mates including being unnecessarily sarcastic, that I'm more concerned about myself than others, etc., etc., etc. Since this is my story, however, I'll go with the "unlucky in love" scenario. Being unlucky in love makes me very sad - because I really want a long-standing relationship with a woman.
Although I'm unlucky in love I do have a number of things going for me. At 32 I'm still young, I'm smart, I have good business acumen and because of that am rich as a result of my own effort (no inheritance), and I'm charitable both with my time and money for worthy causes. I might also say that I have a number of decent to good friends, but I often wonder whether they are my friends because they like me or because they just like the things that I buy for them and the places I take them to at my expense.
Despite being unlucky in love I have had no complaints regarding my sexual performance or the length and girth of my cock. In fact, I really must have something wrong with my personality as far as it relates to being a boyfriend because all of the women that I have fucked (and eaten out - I make a point of doing that) have unequivocally physically really enjoyed themselves. Typical of their responses after we have been dating a while, however, is what a girl named Kate, who I dated for a few weeks when I was 23, said when kicking me to the curb: "Too bad you're such a putz, Jeff because you are a really good fuck."
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There is a drawback to having the friends that I do - besides wondering if they associate with me only because of my wealth. Many of my friends are married couples, and some of the wives are as sultry as a steamy tropical breeze on a cold winter day. When in a bikini (I always have to have silvered sunglasses on at the pool or beach) Mary Jenkins has a body that no sculptor or artist could possibly do justice to; Cheryl Bouton is a blonde version of Jennifer Lopez; Paula Crawford has a face like Helen of Troy and thighs like a young Tina Turner; and last, but not least, Gail Preston has the "it" factor to the nth degree and despite a small chest and oversized ass can have any man's tongue dragging on the ground if they interact with her for five minutes.
At large gatherings I do OK with the sirens, Mary, Cheryl, Paula, and Gail, even if they casually flirt with me. However, in small groups I often get tongue-tied around them, much to their enjoyment. I've tried to be very nice and respectful around them at all times and, with their husbands' indifference or permission, have given each of them some things that I passed off as costume jewelry from some of my trips abroad, although the wives know that there's nothing "costume" about the necklaces, bracelets, and earrings.
One thing that I've noticed about these four sultry wives - they all seem to strive to be financially independent from their husbands and the fastest way to get your balls busted is to patronize them. They sometimes ask me for investment or business advise which I am happy to give.
Since I have a head for business, an entrepreneurial spirit, and always keep a sizable amount of cash handy, I often get pitched business ideas, almost like I'm a one-man version of the popular TV show "Shark Tank." One of those pitches led to this story.
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One of my acquaintances, who is on the periphery of my circle of friends, is Ty Crystal. Ty is a better than average looking guy, always full of ideas, most of which he doesn't have the total skill set necessary to implement well enough to make a lot of money on. He is outgoing and probably would be a good salesman if he worked for a big company, but prefers to call himself an entrepreneur.
Ty's wife, Stephanie, is a classic extrovert. While her face is probably a seven on a ten-point scale she is hard to miss or not react to because she has a spectacular set of knockers, which she doesn't mind shaking around or almost sticking into your chest if you're talking to her face-to-face at a party. She is a what-you-see is what-you-get type of person, and she has no qualms about telling anyone who will listen that she is primarily motivated by sex and money. Some of my acquaintances call her a gold digger, although Ty doesn't seem to have enough money to bear that out.
Ty cornered me at a party and talked me into allowing him to make a presentation to me the next week of one of his new ideas. I reluctantly agreed and the next Thursday at 7:30 p. m. he was in my home office with Stephanie and a few prototypes of what he called "Sloth Glasses."
Stephanie had never been to my house before and it was obvious that she was impressed. She oohed and aahed, and made many complimentary comments.
Ty's basic pitched idea was non-prescription glasses (although the concept could also work with many modified prescription glasses) that had a lens system that allowed a wearer to read or watch TV while lying on his/her back, without having to sit up. Indicating that at least he wasn't stupid Ty had Stephanie - in a low-cut dress of course - lay on the couch in my office to demonstrate them (as well as display a significant portion of her ponderous tits).
The general idea of the Sloth Glasses appealed to me; I could see a potential market. However, I was concerned that Ty's business plan was not sophisticated enough, and that it might require a lot of work for me to implement. I told him that I would consider it, however, and when he and Stephanie left he vigorously shook my hand and she pressed her large mammaries against me in a too-familiar hug.
Once my cock deflated from the condition it reached as a result of Stephanie's hug, I thought some more about the Sloth Glasses. I decided that they not just "might," but definitely "would," require too much work on my part to make a significant profit from them.
While I thought that I had made a final decision about the Sloth Glasses when I called Ty the next day and told him that I wasn't interested, apparently Stephanie had other ideas. It turns out that she was more sold on this idea than even Ty was, and saw it as a chance to seek the financial comfort she wanted but didn't have. She called me almost daily for two weeks giving me anecdotal information about how effective the Sloth Glasses were and trying to get me to change my mind. She told me that she had seen a patent attorney who thought that she and Ty (who were co-inventors) could get a good patent on it. She finally coerced me into meeting with her at her patent attorney's office.
While I still wasn't close to being convinced that the Sloth Glasses invention was a good investment opportunity, I admit that the thought of seeing Stephanie's big honkers again along with the possibility of patenting it got my interest up enough to take the step of at least meeting with the patent attorney.
I was almost sold by my review of the prior art and discussions with the patent attorney that maybe, just maybe, an investment would be worthwhile. I was at least convinced enough that I agreed to Stephanie's suggestion that I at least pay for the patent application (which she didn't have the funds to comfortably do) - so I gave the attorney a check to cover the preparation and filing costs.
After we left the attorney's office Stephanie gave me another mammary-crushing hug. Then she rhetorically asked "Why don't you treat me to lunch?"
In a cloistered area at a local deli Stephanie got right to the point. "I can tell that you're not quite convinced to invest Jeff, so I'm going to sweeten the pot a little. Rumor has it that you don't get laid as much as you like," she said with a devilish grin undoubtedly causing me to blush. I would have liked to dispute her comment, but since I had probably been laid a total of three times in the last year - once by paying for it - I couldn't dispute her. Then she continued "and some of the other investors in Sloth Glasses are people who can take care of that for you. If you agree to invest $50,000, in addition to what you just paid for the patent application, for a 10% interest, and you give me a key to your house I can arrange for some late-night visitations."
I was sure that she was teasing, so I laughed it off. "You have some prostitute friends?" I chuckled.
Her response was serious. "There's no prostitution involved. This is just an extra incentive - no quid-pro-quo. I'm entirely serious."
We bantered back-and-forth for a while, me still not quite sure that she was serious and still not impressed with the business plan, but finally by the time that we finished our sandwiches she had a revised proposition. "OK - tell you what. You give me $2,000 now for a first run of just a couple dozen Sloth Glasses. Over the next two weeks I'll send you one late-night visitor, and within the next month I'll make $5,000 in sales. If I do those to your satisfaction, you'll give me $50,000 and I'll give you 10% of the stock in Sloth Glasses, Inc. along with some more late-night visitations; deal?"
I pondered the situation. "Does Ty know about this?"
"No - and there's no reason that he should," she snickered.
I gave her a check for $2,000 and the guest code to the electronic keypad controlling the lock on my back door, and she gave me another mammary-crushing hug.
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I was very busy the next two weeks after Stephanie and I went to the patent attorney's office, closing a deal much more promising and worth 100 times more than Sloth Glasses. I worked so hard that I was getting only about 4 hours sleep a night, and wasn't doing anything social. That, combined with the fact that I didn't take Stephanie's "late night visitation" statements seriously resulted in me all but forgetting her proposal.
That is, I all but forgot about her proposal until I awoke - my beside clock said 2:11 a. m. - when I heard the distinctive "beep" that my back door makes when it opens. Since I was absolutely positive that no one could defeat my state-of-the-art security system I started to wonder how the door could have opened since my maid would never show up at two o'clock in the morning. It was only when a naked female form was visible in the muted light at my bedroom door that I remembered the "late night visitation" promise from Stephanie.