Margot and I had spent the afternoon by the pool drinking more than our share of margaritas and we feeling pretty good. We hurried back to the apartment I share with my fiancΓ©, Mark to get ready around four. I had previously set up Margot with a guy named Tom who worked with me. They had gone out a couple of times and Margot told me she liked him. The four of us were planning go out around seven to dinner and then to a club.
Margot had called Tom earlier to meet us at the pool, but he couldn't make it. When I struggled to get the door open I realized that I was probably drunk. Ooops, I thought to myself. Just as I collapsed on the couch the doorbell rang, it was Tom. Margot invited him in. He was wearing a t-shirt and swim trunks and had his clothes for the evening in a backpack.
It didn't take Tom long to realize Margot and I were plastered. He began teasing us and that's when the trouble began. Somehow the size of Tom's penis was at issue, Margot began teasing him that he might not have, "what it takes" to please a woman. Tom was very defensive, especially given he was arguing with two drunk women in bikinis.
Margot found a ruler and began slapping it in her hand and told Tom to pull it out so she could measure it. Tom objected, but Margot wouldn't drop it. I tried to distract her with another topic, but she wasn't having any of that. She wanted to measure him. Tom then conceded, but on the condition that a neutral third party do the measuring. Margot laughed, asking him who was neutral. Tom pointed at me.
Margot handed the ruler to me and said, "Okay big boy, drop'em and lets see what you got."
Tom pulled down his pants and sat on the couch. His penis was completely flaccid and Margot began laughing at how puny it was. To be honest, it looked pretty big to me. Even soft he was about the same size as Mark was when he was fully erect. Margot said, "Okay Kim, measure it."
Sitting to the side of Tom I put the ruler next to his penis, but I wasn't able to measure it completely. Margot said, "You're going to have to hold it against the ruler sweetheart!"
Before I really thought about it, I blame the alcohol, I took my coworker's penis in my hand and held it. It was heavier than I imagined. It was growing with every second. I held the ruler against the base and it read 5 inches, then 6, 7, 8 and once it was completely erect almost 9 inches. Besides the length, the shocking part was how big around it was; when I held Mike's penis I could close my fingers around him, but with Tom I barely came halfway.
Margot elbowed me saying, "Seen enough?"
I regained my composure, released Tom's monster and stood up. Margot took my place and took Tom's penis in her hand. He had pre-cum on the tip and she began stroking him. Margot asked, "Does this feel good?"
Tom shifted uncomfortably, "It is fine, but..."
Margot inquired, "But what?"
Tom looked at me and said, "But, I would prefer if 'she' was doing it..."
Margot slapped him, stood up and stormed out of the apartment.
I stood there shocked. Tom sat there, his pants around his ankles and his semi-erect penis staring at me. I stared back, evidently noticeably.
Tom smiled and said, "Are you aroused?"
I shifted uncomfortably and asked, "Um, why do you ask?"
Tom pointed at my bikini bottoms, they were soaking wet. The moisture formed a dark area that was completely obvious to anyone who was looking at my crotch. I responded, "Oh..."
Tom asked, "So how about it?"
I was staring at his penis, it was getting harder and harder as I did. Tom grabbed my hand and pulled me down on the couch and then put my hand on his cock. Almost involuntarily I squeezed him and began rubbing him like Margot. Then I realized what I was doing and said, "Tom, I can't do this..."
Tom asked, "Why not? Because of Mike? Didn't you catch him coming home from a strip club last week?"