"I can't do that." Lana pouts, crossing her harms across her bare chest.
You can, and you will, I say firmly.
Glaring at me, she finally relents. "Fine. But I can't believe you're making me."
Smiling I reply "You will enjoy it and you know it. Now get dressed." I point to the clothes I have picked out for her.
Slowly, Lana dresses, and she looks as tantalizing as ever. I picked out a tiny white miniskirt that just barely conceals her plump little rear, and a skin tight white tank top that is just barely sheer - her nipples are faintly visible in good light. It's really sexy and just barely not obscene. I did not provide underwear for her, or a bra.
Silently, we drive to the adult toy store. When we arrive, we have to get our ID's checked (this is funny to me for some reason, maybe because we're in our forties.) The bouncer, who looked like a bodybuilder, is mostly all business, but does smile at Lana as he compares her picture to her ID.
Finally inside, we look aroun at this and that. We pick up a new bottle of lube, along with a blindfold. I tell her that its time - I can tell she was stalling. She glares at me, then walks directly to the wall of dildos. They're mostly in order of size - small to large. She doesn't bother with the small ones - what's the point?
After a few minutes of looking, a clerk comes up and gently asks if we need assistance. Lana is turning bright red as she answers "I'm looking for a new dildo."
They go back and forth a little, talking about material and size and all. Finally Lana settles on two. They are both realistic style - they look like real cocks, balls and everything. The first one is white / peach colored, 7 inches long and about 2 inches wide. "I want to warm up with a small one." She explains to the female clerk.
Now it's my turn to be embarrassed - the "small" dildo in my wife's hands dwarfed my own cock.
The second dildo was something else entirely. It was called Bam, and supposed modeled after a pornstar's actual cock. It measured 10" long (that's ten inches insertable - not counting the balls) and nearly 2 3/4 inches wide. It was insanely thick, dark black, veiny, and had a huge pair of balls at the base.
Satisfied that we had everything, we thank the clerk and go up to the register. This area, unlike the rest of the store, was very brightly lit. I looked at Lana, and her nipples were clearly visible through the thin material of her shirt, and they were rock hard. I hand the cashier the lube & blindfold, and Lana hands him the dildos.
Somehow he remains professional and doesn't comment on the size compared to my wife. He gives her the total, and she begins to count out the cash.
"Use your card" I say, wanting the clerk to know her name.
With another glare, Lana puts away her cash and hands over her credit card.
Finished, the clerk starts to bag our items. I stop him - "We don't need a bag."
He hands over our items and smiles, saying "thank you Lana. I hope you enjoy your purchases today.
