We all looked forward to renting the houseboat every year on Lake Powell. Three couples, six very good friends, swimming and boating out of range of cell phones and TV. No catching up on work on a laptop, or dealing with crises on a cell phone. Completely off the grid for two weeks.
"Hey, Riley. I wasn't sure you'd answer your cell. Sorry to bother you at work."
"No problem. What's up, Bob? We still on for Powell?"
"Well, uhh...yeah, but Becca can't go. Something came up at work and she'll get fired if she doesn't take care of it."
"That's too bad. I'm sorry to hear it. You going to feel like a fifth wheel with two couples?"
"Well, that's what I called about. I was thinking of bringing a friend along...a guy."
"Hey, Bob, I didn't think you swung that way?"
"Knock it off, Riley...you know him. Scott Conway."
Riley was silent for several seconds. "Scott Conway. The guy who tried to pick up my wife at your birthday party. That's who you want to bring."
"Uhh...yea...he's sort of a friend, and a really good client who knows a lot of potential clients. It would help me out if you could get past it. He apologized, right? He didn't know Kristen was your wife. She wasn't wearing any rings. He still feels bad about it."
"He had to know she was with someone at a party of your friends and relatives. Anyway, OK, he was drunk and he apologized to both of us when he sobered up. Kristen laughed about it later, but he's on probation with me."
"Fair enough. Then I can tell him it's OK with you?"
"What about Jason and Renata? It's their vacation too."
"I already talked to them. They're OK with it if you guys are."
"OK. Are we all still meeting at Jason's place to caravan?"
"Yeah. I'll ride with you or Jason if that's OK."
"Of course. What about Scott?"
"Oh...he'll meet us there. He's in Reno doing an ad shoot for someone."
"He's in it?"
"No, I don't think so. Maybe. I don't really know. He's involved in a lot of behind the camera shit. Maybe he's the fluffer."
"Ha ha. Mr. Hollywood."
Several days later, they all met in the parking lot at Wahweap Marina. There were six of them: Riley and his wife, Kristen; Jason and his wife, Renata; Bob, and Scott. Scott flew in the night before and stayed in the Wahweap Motel.
Introductions were a little awkward at first between Riley, Kristen and Scott, but nothing was said about the birthday party thing. Riley and Jason went to the marina office to sign out the 50' houseboat and a 16' runabout. Jason had towed his two WaveRunners up so there would be plenty of toys to satisfy just about everyone.
They spent nearly two hours hauling their personal gear to the houseboat, including enough food to feed a small army. They hoisted the WaveRunners aboard the houseboat and towed the runabout behind.
Under Way
Three hours after arriving at Wahweap, they were finally underway at the brisk pace of 10 knots. It didn't seem to matter whether they had a head wind or a tail wind, the twin outboard houseboat chugged along at 10 knots. Having vacationed many times on Lake Powell, they knew of a "secret lagoon" hidden off the main river channel about 60 miles away. At this speed, they hoped to get there around sunset. Boats weren't allowed to operate on the lake after dark, and it was extremely dangerous to do so.
There was a wheelhouse on the unprotected top deck. It was good for maneuvering the boat in tight quarters as the visibility was excellent. But it had no cover and nobody wanted to be up there in the heat of the day. Underway they used the inside wheelhouse. That put everyone in the main lounge and dining area, even the designated pilot. They could all socialize and snack on the buffet that everyone helped prepare. They used the time to unwind from their busy work lives, and get caught up on the news.
As the newcomer, Scott became the center of attention. But he was used to that. The Mr. Hollywood nickname the group used among themselves was earned. Scott had modeled for print ads and acted in commercials. If Sports Illustrated had a male swimsuit issue, he might not make the cover, but he'd be inside. Like many larger-than-life people, Scott had an aura and it affected everyone around him. He was also physically imposing: a lean, toned 6'2" swimmer's body. Women often couldn't keep their eyes off him. Men liked others to think he was their buddy, but when their women were around, they seemed to resent him.
Scott had pitched in to load the houseboat, took his turn at the wheel, toned down his Mr. Hollywood image, and in no time was beginning to be accepted as one of the crew, though he was the only crew member the two women occasionally snuck a peek at. And the only one the women didn't tell, "Get your own damn beer. I'm on v-a-c-a-t-i-o-n."
"Damn, I should have packed my one-piece bathing suit for this trip, " Riley whispered to Jason.
"What the hell you talking about? Your trunks are one piece."
"No, I mean one that would cover me head to toe. I don't want to wear trunks standing next to that guy."
"Take 'em off!"
"That would be WORSE."
"Ha, ha. I know what you mean. No worries. We're going to be invisible in his shadow anyway. He's being a regular guy, though, huh?"
"Yeah, I guess." Riley couldn't completely shake the birthday party incident, but he knew he'd have to try if everyone was going to get along for two weeks on a small boat.
Secret Lagoon
About an hour before sunset, they pulled into their "secret lagoon". There wasn't anything secret about it. No doubt others anchored there throughout the season. But it was a little off the beaten path, and once anchored there, there weren't any spots for anyone else to anchor nearby.
They unloaded the WaveRunners and tied them up on the little beach on the port side of the houseboat. On the run up the river, everyone but the pilot had busied themselves stowing things away so they could relax on arrival. Once anchored, they all pitched in to get dinner ready. The first night was usually a salad and some sandwiches. After that, Bob and Jason provided fresh fish for every dinner. The only decision was how to prepare it.
For the next few days, Kristen and Renata always seemed to be fairly close at hand when Scott was around. Getting him beers, clearing his plate after a meal. "Glad to do it," and "It's no problem."
They might have been flashing him, but nothing overt and besides everyone was in bikinis or shorts and T-shirts, so a lot of skin was in sight all the time.
The Haircut
About the third day, Riley remembered a small "chore" Kristen had offered to do for him.
"Hey, Kristen. I know you're on v-a-c-a-t-i-o-n and all, but ya think I can still get a haircut?" asked Riley.
"OK, since you asked nice," she pretended to be a little put out. "Take one of the dining chairs out on the front deck while I get the stuff."
Kristen had been cutting Riley's hair since they first started dating seriously. Her dad had forced her to go to beauty school so she'd always have a job to fall back on. She never worked in a salon. She hated cutting stranger's hair, but she liked doing it for Riley. He hadn't been to a salon in the 10 years they had been together. Riley loved her gentle touch, and the caring way she made sure it was perfect. Kristen enjoyed the way Riley still tried to took down her top and put his hand on her waist after all these years when she had to work in close.
"OK, handsome, you're done. Go wash off in the lake."
"Next?" Scott said coming up behind them. "I'm a good tipper," he joked.
Kristen blushed and motioned for Scott to sit in the chair. Riley jumped over the side to wash the loose hair off, then quickly came back aboard, more than a little put out by Scott's intrusion. He didn't like Scott receiving what he always thought was a small but important intimacy in their relationship, especially when Scott gave her a little kiss on the cheek for payment. Kristen had blushed from the time he sat down until he kissed her and walked away smiling.
The Beach
The couples often did things together, but because of so many interests, they sometimes went their separate ways, using the houseboat as a base. They cooked together, swam together, but quite often any given pair of them were off riding the WaveRunners while others fished, sunbathed, napped or did whatever they wanted to relax.
Riley and Jason had gone off with the WaveRunners, Bob was fishing with the runabout, and Renata was off with her camera somewhere. Both of the women were avid photographers, but Kristen had stayed on the boat to work on her tan enjoying being alone on the boat. At least she thought she was alone.
Kristen came down the ladder from the upper deck in her white bikini. Scott was waiting at the bottom for her to descend so he could go up and get some sun.
"It's pretty hot up there, Scott. The deck is reflecting the sun and turning it into a broiler."