The argument finally ended. My wife was not about it but I had won the argument. It started because she had came home two days early from her business trip. She wasn't suppose to be home until Sunday but she got home Friday evening. She was upset because two of my work friends were coming over tomorrow to hang out by the pool. My wife had planned on sunning out by the pool all day to work on her tan before her beach trip next weekend.
Saturday came and my wife was pouting as I was telling her who was coming over. It was Jon and Kip. Both guys were from our office in England. I told her that I didn't know them very well but they both seemed cool. I had to be nice to them since they were visiting. As the doorbell rang I jokingly told her she could be our waitress if she wanted to. She flipped me a bird and went into the bedroom.
I welcomed Jon and Kip and walked them out to the pool deck. They went into the pool room to change. I was already in my trunks so I went to get us a drink. I almost dropped the drinks when I returned to the pool. Kip and Jon had both changed into a tiny speedo. I laughed and asked them what the hell were they wearing. They both said that is what everybody wore in England. We laughed about it and talked a while. I went in to get us another drink and they both dove into the pool.
As I walked into the kitchen to get the drinks my wife walked in. I was telling her about their speedos as she walked over to the door. She let out a loud, "WOW." I turned to see her staring at Jon and Kip as they got out of the pool. They were both in great shape and she noticed their large bulge in their speedos. She broke her stare as I bumped past her with the drinks. She said to let her know when we needed more to drink. I laughed and thought she was joking. I could tell by the look in her eye that she wasn't joking though.