Eto Solution
Loving Wives Story

Eto Solution

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cheating revenge humor
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Keto Solution

Three important events shaped my life. The first was when I realized that I was no longer able to meet my obligations as a husband. The second was when I had a mild stroke and the third was when my wife of thirty years informed me that she was taking a lover.

Sarah and I were married shortly after we graduated from high school. Yes, we were teen sweethearts and went through all the typical trials and tribulations that young married couples endure. Our son was in the Air Force now, and our daughter married and moved to Oregon. I worked for the city Parks Department and Sarah was, and had always been, a housewife; her choice.

Our sex life had always been good. I have no point of reference to make that statement, I just assumed it. It picked up slightly when the kids left home, and we were both a bit upbeat about that. That was about the time the little problem showed up.

"John, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone, especially when they get older." My wife was trying her best to comfort me.

"I am not old, damn it. I am not even fifty yet. Guys don't have this problem until they get over sixty."

"Maybe it is just temporary. You could cut back on the beer, or maybe lose a little weight. A gym membership might make a difference."

"You're right! I don't think cutting back on the beer would help, but I could stand to lose a little weight, especially around the middle. I'll check out some of the local gyms. Planet Fitness ain't that expensive."

"Don't worry about the cost, John. Hell, I might like to join too. I would like to lose a few pounds myself. Look into a family membership or something like that."

"That's a start. I think I will go see Doc Curry also. It might be something; maybe something treatable."

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Doctor Curry thought the whole thing was a bit humorous. Especially since I was so worried about it. There was nothing physically wrong with me. He agreed that I could afford to lose a little weight, but was hesitant to recommend any particular diet. He felt that any of them would work if you stuck with it. He said the same thing about the exercise. Pick something and stick with it. Just do something. He handed me a prescription when I left. I didn't know what it was until I got to the pharmacy.

Sildenafil 100mg 30 90days 3 refills

Yes, I knew what sildenafil was, and yes I did think it was a bit humorous. The next weeks would be interesting.

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Sarah was very enthused about the Viagra. She immediately started figuring out how we could stretch out thirty pills to last ninety days. I don't know how Doc Curry came up with that amount. She was so anxious to try them out that we skipped supper that night.

When I got home from work the next day, Sarah had all sorts of information spread out on the dining room table. We usually ate in the kitchen. She was proud of the research that she did on diets. After several hours, we decided that we would start on the Keto diet and see how that worked out. I also gave her her own Planet Fitness membership card. We got two individual memberships, rather than a family one.

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Everything was great for the next two years. Both of us lost over thirty pounds. We adapted to the Keto lifestyle very quickly and since we were both on it, there were very few dietary conflicts. At the gym, I was doing 3000 meters on the rowing machine every day and Sarah used the treadmill three days a week and ran outside the other four. Doc Curry increased our prescription to 45 per month. Sarah was happy, so I was happy.

And then I started to notice a few exercise problems. It came on so gradually that it was hard to notice. Sort of like boiling a frog, I guess. Doc Curry set me up for some special heart evaluation testing.

"So Doc, what's the verdict?"

"John. You had a mild stroke. Nothing serious, but something that we should watch for a while. First, I want you to cut back at the gym. Less cardio and strength training and more stretching and flexibility exercises. Don't let your heart rate get over 100. The second thing you have to do is stop the Viagra for at least six months." He smiled when he heard me groan.

"I don't have to give up the Viagra?"

"No! Just stop for about six months. You should be able to start up again with no problems. Can you handle that?"

"Yeah, but I don't think Sarah can. She is not going to be happy."

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Sarah was comforting and concerned about the stroke, but she was not nearly as upset as I thought she would be about the Viagra restriction. I thought that that was interesting. I never mentioned the six months.

Over the last few months or so her exercise routine was drifting away from the gym. She was spending more time on long-distance running. A few 3K runs soon became 5k runs, and lately, she has been doing some 10k races. It was something that she did on her own. I had no interest in running and she always seemed to have other runners available to travel with. I hardly noticed that the frequency of overnight trips had been increasing over the last six months.

As our sex life died, her running endeavors increased.

Five months have passed. The Sunday paper brought things out into the open.

"Sarah, why didn't you tell me about winning that Pocono race last week?" My loving wife looked at me cautiously over her coffee cup.

"I'm sorry, John. I didn't think that it was that important. Why did you ask?"

"I asked because there is a picture of you in the Sunday paper getting a medal with some guy up in the Poconos. Who the hell is Frank Contino?" Sarah put her coffee cup down and rearranged herself in the kitchen chair. She was a bit uncomfortable.

"Frank is one of my running mates. We started working out together about a year ago. I am sure I mentioned him before."

"No, you didn't. You did mention Sally Brand and Jill Armstrong, but you never mentioned anyone named Frank."

"Does Frank go on many of these trips?" She didn't answer.

"I repeat, does Frank go on many of these trips?"

Sarah stood up and took her coffee mug to the sink. "Frank is the head of our running group. He goes to all of the meets and events."

She was staring out the kitchen window as she said this.

Neither one of us said anything for several moments.

"I am going for a walk. I'll be back by lunchtime. I expect you to have a damn good explanation when I get back. I have suspected something for some time, but could not believe that it could be true. I will also have some questions. If you lie, either straight forward or by omission, I will know."

"John! It's no big deal. It just happened."

"Wait until I get back."

I walked and I walked and I didn't get back until after supper.

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It wasn't much of a discussion. She admitted to having an affair with Frank Contino and told me that she was going to continue to meet with him. She was careful not to throw too many stones or burn too many bridges, but for all practical purposes, the marriage was over. She had been seeing him for over a year. He had a small cabin cruiser on Lake Wallenpaupack and they spent many days and weekends there instead of going to race events. The races provided her with the excuses she needed to be with him.

I moved into the guest room. I saw a lawyer and got the dismal report of my future. I still worked and paid the bills. She still cooked and kept the house. There were no conversations, and discussions were only as necessary. I quit the gym. She started openly dating. We existed that way for several months. The initial tension between us disappeared. We became platonic. There was no hatred or animosity. We just functioned together. Our children knew nothing of our situation.

Although we were no longer having sex and I was no longer taking Viagra, I did notice one day that the amount of pills in the container seemed to have gone down a bit. I had still been getting the prescription filled, but I was no longer using them, so the supply should have gone up not down. I guess my wife's lover was getting an extra boost at my expense.

Saturday was a yard work day for me and a sailing day for my wife. I was enjoying a cup of coffee and she was packing a lunch for their outing. I happened to notice that she was making potato salad. Now we haven't had potato salad since we went on Keto three years ago.

"I see that you went off your diet. There is a whole day of carbs in that potato salad."

"No! I am still full Keto. Frank, however, loves potato salad. I have plenty of no-carb goodies to keep me happy."

"It is nice of you to provide the lunch."

"Frank brings the beer and wine. Don't be snarky, John. It doesn't become you."

"Sorry. That wasn't my intent. Have a fun day."

Sarah started upstairs to dress for her day, and I went to my room and got my bottle of Viagra. It was good that she took long showers because I had trouble grinding up the pills so that they would be fine enough not to be detected. I had no idea how many I needed, so I settled on six. I was assuming that he would be the only one eating the potato salad. The bottle went back into my medicine cabinet in case she went looking for it.

The lawn got mowed, the sidewalks edged and the hedges clipped. It took all day. I was relaxing on the patio when I got the call.

"John! John, are you there?"

"Yes Sarah, I am here. I just finished with all the yard work. What do you want?"

"I am at the Wayne Memorial Hospital in Honesdale. Frank had a heart attack while we were out on the boat. They have to keep him here a few days and I have no way to get home. His car is still up at the lake. Can you come and pick me up?"

"Damn, Sarah! Sorry to hear about that. Is he going to be Okay?"

"I don't know. I think so. I am sort of confused right now. Can you come get me?"

"Sure! It will take me about three hours to get there. I'll call when I get close."

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The EMT driver at the hospital was able to give the location of the boat and the possible location of the car. I didn't really care about the car, but I did want to get the picnic basket off of the boat.

Two hours later we were home. There was very little discussion on the trip back.

Sunday, I was busy making plans, while Sarah sat on the back porch looking at the sky. I made a couple of light meals for her, but she was not interested. I quietly loaded the car up with everything that I wanted to take with me. The internet made it easy to close out accounts and move money. Monday morning, I quit work and had our lawyer prepare all the necessary paperwork. I gave her the house and half of everything else. That afternoon I was gone. I never went back to the house.

There are ten fitness centers located at The Villages. I think I am going to enjoy it here. Now where did I put those little blue pills?

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