I'm a handyman. It's an interesting trade and I can turn my hand to just about anything. Concreting, carpentry and carpeting are my three mainstays but if needed, I'll turn my hand to other things that come up. Most physical work just needs good co-ordination and a willingness to use your brain. I do, however, tend to steer clear of electronics. You want a TV fixed, go to a specialist.
My slogan is "I'll Just Do It". There's another mob who I did some work for once and they liked my slogan so much they pinched it. I had my lawyer send them a letter about it but they ignored me.
Anyway, enough rambling on about me. I wanted to tell you about this job I had to do. It was carpentry. Friend of a friend put this guy Tobias onto me. Tobias needed his back veranda fixed. What kind of name is Tobias, anyway? I called him Toby once and thought I was going to lose the job on the spot. Oh, yes. I was talking about his back veranda.
Termites are the devil, but also a lucrative earner for people like me. The little buggers ate half of Tobias's veranda before he even knew they were there. He found out when he stepped out on it one morning and fell straight through it. This resulted in a quick call to the exterminators and then a subsequent call to me. A quick check and I was able to inform him that the whole veranda needed to be torn down and rebuilt. Preferably with treated wood to prevent those walking teeth from visiting it again.
I gave him a quote and a timeframe and suggested that he might like to get another couple of people out to do the same. I gave him the names of a couple of firms I knew, confident that if he called them they'd give him extortionate quotes. Apparently he did, they did, and I got the job.
So I fronted up on the agreed date and started stripping down the chewed remains of the old veranda. That didn't take long and I took the time to knock up a set of stairs so Tobias didn't have to jump down into his yard.
The next day I started putting in the new veranda. I was able to start on the structure right away as the original pilings were still there, the termite having ignored them. Not to their taste apparently.
For the next couple of days, everything went smoothly and I was going to finish in time and within budget, which is always a nice thing to do, and I'd make a decent profit as well.
Then Tobias's wife, Jody, turned up. Ay caramba, that woman was hot. She'd been at her mother's place for a few days and she arrived home on what was to be my last day there. I had just finished putting down the final flooring when she came slinking onto the nice new veranda and looked around. I like that word, slinking. It describes the way a cat approaches a mouse, and in this case I had a suspicion that I was the mouse.
I suppose you want a better description than me just saying she was hot. She was medium height, slender and stacked, and I mean stacked. Her boobs jutted so far in front of her that I'll swear they came through the door two seconds before the rest of her. If ever boobs were made for touching and tasting, hers were. They looked soft and bouncy. I know they were bouncy as they did so as she walked, bobbing up and down and from side to side. She was wearing a silk blouse from the look of it, with no bra. I think she liked the feel of the silk rubbing against her nipples.
She had the cutest little bottom, barely covered by a mini-skirt and legs that looked as though they were the poster children for pantyhose models.
What else? Black hair, and that doesn't mean dark brown. It means black. Brown eyes and red lips. No collagen in her lips either. It looked as though she was one hundred percent natural. That includes her boobs. The plastic surgeon who can make boobs that bounce the way hers do hasn't been born.
Jody introduced herself, telling me who and what she was, and I responded in kind. She had one of those sultry voices, the kind that seems to be breathing lusty suggestions into your ear. When I said I responded, I responded in more ways that just introducing myself. My cock damn near twanged, it snapped erect so fast. If I'd been wearing light trousers, it probably would have ripped them apart when it snapped to.
Did I mention that she had a nice pair of boobs? I think I might have said something along those lines. Well, those nice boobs were tipped with a pair of erect nipples, pressing hard against that silk shirt she wore. My hand just itched to feel them.
Do you remember my motto? If not, it's at the start of this story. I glanced around the yard and noted that we were really quite secluded where we were. There were sufficient hedges, trees and fences to prevent anyone from looking in on us. Tobias was at work and as far as I knew, we were alone.
I reached up and started undoing the buttons on Jody's silk shirt. She looked slightly startled but didn't try to stop me. All she did was ask "What do you think you're doing?" in a puzzled voice.
The answer to what I thought I was doing was so obvious that I just ignored the question, continuing with the buttons until the shirt gaped open, and then I pushed it back and off her shoulders. I have to say I've never seen such a magnificent pair. I cupped them, weighing them in my hands while my thumbs reached up and rolled the nipples.
And all this time Jody just stood there, letting me touch her. She didn't look scared or puzzled, just interested as I stroked her breasts, watching my hands playing with her.
Not wanting Jody to feel constricted by the shirt binding her arms, I reached for it and slid it down her arms and off, tossing it lightly onto my sawhorse. Then back to her breasts, treasuring them. Bending over I sucked each nipple, tasting her and letting her feel my teeth grazing against her flesh.
"You were just made for a man to touch," I murmured to her, standing back and admiring the view.
Jody just smiled and stood there, patiently waiting to see what else I might do, challenge plain on her face. I reached for the waist of her skirt, checking for a button and/or zip. Finding both it was the work of a moment to undo them and let her skirt drop. Jody calmly stepped out of it, hooking it up with one foot and dropping it on top of her shirt.