This story derives from a case which I handled during my years as a marriage guidance councillor. All that I was told was that my clients name was Tom and that his problem involved infidelity by his wife. After speaking with them both I felt that they had already resolved their issues but requested the consultation for validation.
Tom came to see me first and at the end of that initial meeting told me that his wife Joy wanted to speak with me too. I finished up with two accounts of the same events but from different perspectives. Rather than present two virtually identical stories, I have interleaved the most relative sections from the two narratives. Throughout what follows I have omitted my own occasional prompting remarks.
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Tom
"My business partner is an unmitigated bastard. If I explain I think that you will understand why.
Twenty years ago, just before Joy and I got married we hired a narrow boat and travelled the canals for two perfect weeks - there was a heat-wave for virtually the whole fortnight and it was idyllic. Before this we had spent nights together and a great number of weekends but it was the first time that there had been opportunity for sex morning noon and night, day after wonderful day. Ever since we had promised ourselves that one day we would own a narrow boat just like it but for years it seemed little more than a dream. We have brought up two lovely children (the eldest conceived on this holiday) but both are now at university and I doubt if either will return home to live.
In partnership with my one time friend Paul I own a firm selling business software - he does the selling while writing the actual programs is my area of responsibility. For most of the first twelve years of my marriage I worked for a large software house as an analyst programmer - Paul was a salesman for the same enterprise and it was during this period that we first became friends. I earned a decent income but ten years ago I began to become disillusioned with my employers - mainly because they drastically reduced the retrospective bonus commission on the sale of standard business packages. Paul was also unhappy so we decided to branch out on our own but it was nearly two years before we took the plunge.
I will admit that our method of doing this was rather unethical but nobody ever gets anywhere without pulling a stroke or two. From work I purloined copies of some popular packages and in my own time redesigned the front end so that the data input screens looked completely different and reformatted all printed reports while leaving the bulk of programs untouched. Paul for his part continued selling our employer's product but whenever a prospective purchaser jibbed on price, Paul would say, "On the other hand I can offer you this - it's just as good if not better and a great deal cheaper." In this way he got my revamped software into business premises and built us a fighting chest for when we started on our own.
Our first two years in business were desperately hard, (largely because a national slump started the moment we were out on a limb), and we came very close to folding. Paul used his own car, put in the miles and picked cheap bed and breakfast establishments rather than the hotels to which he was accustomed. I wrote programs during every hour I could manage to keep my eyes open and Joy continued her full time job (to put food on the table), fulfilled the role of mother and then handled all correspondence and the typing of documentation for our fledgling business. The following three years were also a grind but at the end that period we were doing well enough for Joy to quit her other job and come onto the payroll full time. By now we had a range of applications that we could sell ' off the shelf' relative relatively cheaply, could tailor any of these packages to a particular client's requirements and would design and program any new system that a client needed developing. These last were the life blood of the business because the client paid the bulk of development costs and we were left with another product for our catalogue. The most recent three years have been ones of consolidation and we have seen the benefits of our gamble. The final sign of success came a year ago when we set on a girl to replace my wife; letting Joy became a lady of leisure while still drawing nearly the same income from the business.
Lucy our new girl Friday is a sight for sore eyes - if the word 'nubile' did not exist it would need to be invented just for her. Aged twenty-two she has a very pretty face, long wavy blonde hair and Jaffa orange sized breasts. These are accentuated by being situated on a high rib cage above a very slim waist that swells out to old fashioned hips and the most perfect behind you can imagine. Lucy always totters about on extremely high heels worn with either tiny skirts or trousers of a thin material that couldn't possibly be any tighter. Those glorious tits are always on display and I doubt if there is any part that has not been in sight at some time - except her nipples but every day they can be seen in outline, proudly thrusting against whatever material is trying to contain them. She is like an animated pin-up. I would never have dreamed of cheating on Joy but just having Lucy around brought an automatic feel-good factor.
One lunchtime when she had perched cheekily on the corner of my desk, chatting happily and repeated crossing and re-crossing her legs I found myself with an illicitly throbbing erection so I took my overload of lewd thoughts and went for a walk outside to cool down. On a whim I took some steps down to the canal and started to stroll by the side of the murky water. After a couple of minutes walk I saw a narrow boat tied up with a big 'For Sale' on it. Closer up the notice said that the sale was to be by private tender and that the current day was the closing date for bids. I assumed that I was already too late but curiosity impelled me to climb aboard and look around. The boat was dirty and neglected but as far as I could see it was perfectly sound. As I was about to leave, I was joined by another man who said that he was there to take the notice down. He was happy to unlock to let me have a look below deck and I was not unimpressed by what I saw. When we finished up chatting, I asked if there had been much interest to which he replied, 'Not a lot," but then perhaps feeling that he had been a trifle indiscreet, went on to say that there were two or three bids in already. The most important information he gave me was that the bidding did not close until 6 p.m.
I walked back to the office calculating madly to decide that I could just about meet the reserve price - but the boat was worth a great deal more. Nevertheless, I typed out on offer for £1000 more than the minimum, as an afterthought added another £160 and then went round to deliver it by hand at the address given. Two days later I heard that my bid had been successful. On the spot I decided that I would not tell Joy of my purchase. Our twentieth anniversary was only three months away so I planned to spend the intervening time cleaning the boat up and then give it to her as a surprise anniversary present.
Paul tended to be in the office just after lunch on Friday's to catch up on his paperwork for the week while Lucy worked a couple of hours on Saturday mornings dealing with mail so knocked off at 2 p.m. on Friday afternoons. It struck me that if Paul was certain to be in and able cover the office on Fridays then I could get some afternoons and evenings working on my new boat. With this in mind I told my partner about the purchase, asked him to help me out but stressed that he must not give Joy even a hint of my present to her. That night I mentioned to my wife that I was working on a new application and would be staying at the office late on Fridays for the next few weeks - she knew that I worked best when there were no distractions.
As it happened the poor appearance of the boat was largely superficial so after only two dedicated sessions I had the cabins gleaming like new pins and got the exterior looking at least respectable. At this point, with still more than eight weeks before the anniversary, I realised that I had time to completely renovate the exterior and give it a new paint job. Furthermore, I decided to make it an exact replica of that long ago vessel - there were several photographs in the album that I could use for reference. The original had been called 'Joyful' - we had joked about 'Joy full aboard Joyful', so all I had to do was lose the last three letters and my wife's gift would bear her name.
I must now confess to an ulterior motive. During the hard days, no matter how tired, we had made a point of doing something sexual, for mutual comfort and to maintain a contact apart from the business. Now that better times had come it might be expected that we would be making up for lost opportunity but in fact the opposite seemed to have happened, with love making only a desultory occurrence instead of a very frequent event. (It is possibly not getting enough at home that made me so susceptible to Lucy's pneumatic charms). I should point out that at thirty-eight, Joy looks a damn sight nearer to thirty than she does to forty and remains a very desirable woman. Admittedly there is a maturity about her, but she has stayed slim, keeping the trim figure that I fell in love with at the start. So my big hope was that a canal cruise on a simulacrum vessel might recapture the unrestrained passion of our younger days.
I had done three sessions on the boat and nicely started the undercoat when Paul unusually called in at the office on a Tuesday to say, "This Friday is our first barbecue of the year. You and your lovely wife are invited as usual but if you prefer to work on your project there is no reason why she can't come on her own."
I passed this invitation on to my wife that that night. She was delighted but was surprised that I could not take the evening off to accompany her. I had been tempted but eight hours of painting had made me realised that I had taken on far too much and would need every hour I could scrape up if I was to finish on time. So I worked on the boat and Joy went to the barbecue by herself."
Note:
The following section is a transcription from a section of my interview with Joy. The same information was also related to me by Tom but as told to him by his wife. I thought that her direct words might carry greater clarity.