A few weeks back we got some new neighbours, a young couple, in their early twenties. He was OK, I guess, but a lot younger than me so I didn't bother getting to know him. She on the other hand was a real honey, so I certainly couldn't get to know her. I'm married and I suspected that my wife would understand me just a little too well.
Debbie (that's the neighbour, not the wife) was a sweet young thing. A full nubile body, long dark hair, and very fit. She kept her fitness up by jogging. I've seen her go jogging off down the street a number of times. I've always thought that young ladies with a fuller bust should wear sports bras when they go jogging but Debbie didn't, and every time I saw her bouncing down the street I was glad of it.
I happened to be standing at the window one day when Debbie came jogging down the street on her way home. She was wearing a short top, shorter shorts, and a smile that was bigger than her entire outfit. Marie (that's my wife) came wandering over to see what I was smiling at.
"Tart," she grouched as she saw Debbie bouncing along.
"Now that's a bit harsh, Marie," I told her. "You don't really know the young lady. She's probably a very nice young woman."
"I do know her and she is," Marie said dryly. "I was referring to you."
"Me?" I was highly indignant. All I'd been doing was stand there and Debbie came along. Not my fault surely.
"Yes, you. Standing there, lusting after a young woman. Have you no shame?"
"Oh, please, acquit me," I protested. "I was just standing here. I'll admit that I admired the young lady when she came along but that's as far as it goes. You have to admit that she makes a pretty picture."
"Uh-huh. A pretty picture that you'd like to review from close up. Very close up. If you thought you had a chance you'd be after her like a tomcat in heat."
To emphasize her point she grabbed a certain part of my anatomy and squeezed it.
"You're not being totally fair, Marie," I murmured. "You know I'd never go behind your back."
Marie laughed at me.
"I know. You're too honest, too loyal, too scared that I'd dock something important to you."
I ignored the implied threat. I have a generous nature. I can rise above these things.
I adroitly changed the subject. Seeing that Marie had forgotten to let go what she'd earlier grabbed it made for an easy subject change and an interesting interval.
"You know, I've met Steve and Debbie," Marie mentioned later. "He's a bit boring but she's quite sweet. I'll introduce you sometime. I think you'll like her."
I was damn sure I'd like her. With a body like that and a smile like hers what's not to like? Unless she was a complete moron she was a keeper.
I forgot about Marie's offer to introduce me but remembered it abruptly on the next weekend. It was Saturday afternoon and I'd been down the street. When I got home Marie called out to me, telling me they were in here. Guessing that in here meant the front room I wandered down to see who she was referring to when she said we.
Walking in I found that the we referred to Marie and Debbie. From the look of it they'd just finished having coffee. Also, from the look of it, Marie had dragged Debbie in off the street when she was out jogging, as she had on her typical jogging outfit, short shirt and shorter shorts and doubtful underwear.
"Ron, this is Debbie. You may have noticed that she and her husband moved in next door a little while back. You've probably seen her doing her jogging exercises."
Damn right I had and Marie knew that damn well.
"Debbie, this is my husband Ron. Still quite fit and virile for his age."
And just what did she mean by that age crack, I wondered. She ignored any offence that I might have taken and kept right on talking.
"My beloved husband has never got past that teenage lust stage. You know what I mean, no finesse but a gratifying desperation to get it on. He makes up for the lack of finesse with his robust style and stamina."
OK. I was now officially ready to strangle my sweet wife but I stood there, saying nothing, letting her use her mouth to dig her own grave.
"Ron," she continued, "has noticed you out jogging and from the way his head bounces slightly as he watches you he is fascinated by the way your breasts bounce as you jog."
Debbie was now blushing slightly and I was considering multiple homicides on a single victim.
"What Ron really wants to do is to push you down onto the nearest flat surface, yank off your clothes, and fuck you so hard you wobble when you walk. Are you interested in obliging him?"
What does a man say when his wife makes such a suggestion? Nothing, that's what. His mind goes completely blank, totally unable to comprehend the working of a devious female mind.
What does a sweet young thing say when she's given such a blunt proposition? Well, I don't know about the average sweet young thing but I do know what Debbie did. She giggled, sounding mightily amused.
"You're kidding?" she said, still laughing.
"Why would I be kidding?" Marie asked. "Look at the way his trousers are bulging. Better yet, reach out and grab a handful. That'll show you how serious he is."
"But, don't you object to him cheating on you?"
"It would only be cheating if he went behind my back. If I'm watching it becomes a sex game."
"Oh. Ah, do you do this sort of thing often?"
No, we bloody didn't. As in never before has Marie made such a wild suggestion. She had to be going insane.
"No, but I could see how taken with you he is. He gets an erection every time you go bouncing past. It's been quite amusing and I was curious as to what it would be like to see him actually doing the bouncing on you. So, are you game?"
Of course she's not game you silly woman, She's probably wondering what's the fastest way to escape. Maybe I should just open a window and stand clear.
Debbie looked over at me with a smirk on her face and then turned back to Marie.
"Why not?" she said, with a giggle in her voice. "It'll be the most diverting thing I've done in ages."
"Why not?" I wanted to scream. "Are you fucking kidding me? We've only just been introduced and you're saying, 'Hi, let's fuck?'"
"You have got to be kidding me?" I said looking at both Debbie and Marie.