If you follow my stories you know I have a condescending attitude towards women in general. And, that women are a treacherous lot.
Jimmy was suspicious of his wife Jessica cheating on him. I had never met either of them. He is a friend one of my wife trapper buddies. My buddy said that Jessica was pretty sweet, but that he would be surprised if Jessica wasn't cheating on Jimmy.
Jimmy, on the other hand, was a good looking guy, but extremely stupid. Dumb like a fucking rock. He started to tell me his story, along with my buddy reminding him not to leave out some of the parts of it.
"Jessie and I knew each other from high school. It took me a long time to ask her out. After a few dates I decided to try to fuck her. I guess we were thinking the same thing because that night her parents were out and she took me to her house."
"That sounded pretty easy," I stated.
"She told me she did it with a few of other boys, starting when she was just fourteen, but went on about how she really liked it with me. We were both seventeen at the time and I had never even seen a girl naked, let alone fuck one."
"Did she date a lot of other boys?" I asked.
"Yeah, quite a few actually."
"So, pretty popular?"
"She seemed to always have a date. She turned me down several times before I finally asked her to a concert she really wanted to see. Plus, I took her to a really nice place to eat."
Sounds like a typical broad to me. The poor guy wasn't interesting until her blew a whole week's pay on the girl. Jimmy went on to tell me Jessica dated a lot of boys, but was very selective about having sex. She claimed she and Jimmy were exclusive when he asked her to marry him.
My thoughts on women being honest about sex partners is to adjust what ever number they tell you. If they tell you one, it is probably three. If they tell you two or three it is probably somewhere between five and ten. A four or five probably means fifteen or twenty.
In Jessica's case she told Jimmy it was twelve boys over three years. Then she asked him if that seemed like a lot to him. In this case I am thinking "SLUT", but let's give the girl a chance. She admitted to twelve, so there couldn't be more than sixty or eighty.
I hadn't been filled in on why Jimmy thought Jessica might be cheating on him and almost laughed in his face when he told me she was a bartender in a nude bar down by the rail yard. I know the place. There was no way a wife would go down there looking for her husband or why a decent person for any reason would not be scared shitless in that part of town after dark.
"I love Jessie and really don't think she would cheat on me, but sometimes I just feel a little unsure about it. If you fellows could check it out it would be a load off my mind. When you go down there she doesn't use Jessica as her name because she if afraid some stalker will try to find where she lives. Just look for a redhead named Brandy."
"Brenda?" I had to mess with him.
"No, Brandy! Like in bottle."
"Oh, shit ... " I looked at my buddy and I honestly think he was thinking we were going to be able to relieve Jimmy's trouble mind.
"Listen fellows, Jess works from 6PM to 2AM. I work 11PM to 7 AM. So, I usually hang around there until about 10:15 keeping a eye on her. I just wonder if anything happens after I leave for work."
"So, she is home when you get off work?"
"Usually, every now and then there is a lot of clean up and she just crashes at a girlfriends house rather than drive home. She sleeps in and comes home by ten in the morning."
"Yeah, I don't think I see any problems. Let me drop by there and check it out a few times. Maybe switch off with one of the other guys just to shake it up." I hope he didn't pick up my mocking him.
I showed up at the bar the next night. Dumbass Jimmy didn't bother to tell me she has Tuesdays off. Then again, I didn't ask what nights she works. So, I hit it again the next night at about nine o'clock. Jimmy has a seat back by a wall and I take a seat at the bar so I can meet "Brandy".
Maybe I should have already guessed, but her name tag revealed it is "Brandi" with an "i".
Brandi turns out to be a pretty good looking chick. Probably a step better than Jimmy, so I guess the guy did alright. She makes a great looking bartender with a cute smile, red hair and blue eyes. First you notice the boobs. Nice big boobs. Nice big natural looking boobs under a t-shirt that states, "Hey, my eyes are up here." Cute. Not hard to tell there is no bra.
When she turned around to get a bottle off the back bar I see something that doesn't usually come along with a great rack. Brandi has a great ass. Unless she is standing on a built up platform she must be about five foot nine and the figure is pretty trim. Like she gives the body a good work out.
She was giving it a good work out now. Showing the cleavage and then stretching on her toes to make her legs and ass look perfect. What's a girl to do that gets ninety percent of her income from tips? Brandi knew how to play the came.
I hadn't been in a nude bar in years. Mainly the reason was the loud fucking music. And, the music in here was loud. A couple of girls on stage were down to the garters and guys were stuffing dollars into them along with a lot of whooping and hollering to go along with the loud music.
When I turned back to the bar Brandi was standing in front of me. My eyes locked on the freckles on the tops of her tits when I understood her to say, "Can't you read?"
"Read what?"
"My shirt says that my eyes are up here."
I looked up to her eyes and she had a big grin. Then I guess she stomped her heels into the floor to make her tits bounce and quiver. It was a show all in itself.
"What can I get ya?"
"What do you have that come in pairs?" I asked.
"Aren't you clever? I've never heard that before," she mocked me.
"I'll have a straight Coca-Cola, on the rocks."
Bringing back my coke with ice Brandi tells me, "Now if this gets to be too much for ya, big fella, we have the cab company's number right here posted on the bar. That'll be $4.50 for the man beverage."
I handed her a five and told her to keep it. Brandi stood in place and I handed her a dollar more. "Wow, if you keep throwing money at me like that I'll have you kissing me between the legs."
"Really? How much more would that cost?"
"You couldn't afford it!"
"If I can't afford it, I guess there must be a price on it."
"Just keep up the sweet talk, honey, and maybe you'll get a freebie. Or, maybe you can just go fuck yourself."
I'd say Brandi can handle herself. I kind of liked it. I turned around to look at Jimmy and got the big thumbs up. Then I staked out a table along the other wall for myself.
The crowd started to grow and got louder as the evening wore on. I'll swear the music got louder as well. About 10:30 Jimmy got up and headed for the door. He looked at me and did the hand pistol thing with the thumb coming down on the index finger and blew away some fake smoke. Then pointed at me and left the bar in my hands to see what happens after he leaves Brandi unsupervised. Oh, to be so cool as that Jimmy!
I decided to move back to the bar to try my luck at being abused by Brandi again.
"Hey, sugar, back for more? You were kind of cute when you skulked away with you little soft drink earlier."
"Well, I wanted to see if you were one of those women that got better looking as the night wore on. It doesn't fucking look like it! Hit me again with the soda pop, but this time make it diet."
"Whoa, you make me wet just listening to you order like that. Did you notice my nipples poke out when you said 'Diet'?"
I gave her another six bucks and she told me to try to make my drink last that she was going to be busy for a while.