Returning from the ladies room, I scanned the bar looking for Michael. There he was, sitting on a stool at the end of the bar. As I walked toward the bar, I realized that the stool beside him was occupied by another guy, who was engaging Michael in conversation.
The man looked to be about the same age as Michael, about 10 years older than me. He was not very well dressed, wearing a ratty looking t-shirt and old looking blue jeans. He definitely had a blue collar look about him.
As I approached I could hear that they were engaged in sports talk about the football lockout. Being that the stool on the other side of the stranger was vacant, I decided to sit there and maybe have a little fun, pretending like I did not know Michael. I knew that such a little game would likely turn him on very much, so why shouldn't a girl have a little bit of fun.
I sat down nonchalantly, purposefully not making eye contact with Michael, as I tried my best to give off an "I am a stranger" vibe, hoping he would be perceptive enough to catch on. Perceptive he was, as Michael simply looked back at the guy beside him who was still spouting off with his irrelevant opinions about the state of the game.
After a moment or two, the approached and asked what I would like to drink. I ordered a glass of red wine. Without asking me what kind of red wine, the bartender retreated to fill my order with whatever cheap house wine they were trying to pass off as drinkable.
When the bartender returned with my wine, the guy beside me noticed my presence as he glanced my way, as I paid the bartender. His glance turned to a second take, as he was clearly surprised by the brunette beauty that was beside him.
The fact that I was leaning forward to pay the bartender, which caused my blouse to gape open presenting the bartender and the now gawking stranger an eyeful of my cleavage along with the slight exposure of my black lace demi-bra.
The bartender did his best not to stare, as he turned and walk down the bar to serve another customer. The stranger beside me was not nearly as subtle, though, as he seemed to lose his train of thought as he continued to stare at me, looking my body up and down.
All of a sudden, boldly, he said to me, "Holy shit, if I had noticed you sit down I would've bought you that drink."
I looked him in the eye and smiled, and then said, "Well, if you like you can buy me my next glass of wine."
Turning in his stool away from Michael and more toward facing me, he enthusiastically replied, "It would be my pleasure, beautiful." He then took it upon himself to introduce himself, "Hi, by the way. My name is Steve."
Politely I responded, "Hi Steve. I'm Jennifer."
He then held his over sized mug of beer up to toast with me. I obliged, bringing up my glass of wine to clink glasses. I then took an overly large sip of my wine, to further calm my nerves, as I continued this little charade with Michael sitting approvingly just one stool over.
Steve then asked, "So, Jennifer, what brings a gorgeous girl like you to this bar?"
Lying, I responded, "I'm in town alone and staying here at the hotel, so this bar was convenient."
"Oh yeah?", he responded, then continued, "What room are you staying in?"
A bit flabbergasted at how forward Steve was in asking, I paused as I tried to come up with a response. "Well, I haven't actually checked in yet, so I don't yet have a room."
Looking at my left hand, Steve then said, "I see you're not married?" nodding to the fact that I had no wedding or engagement ring on.
Of course, he was technically correct, being that I have only been living with Michael in a common law relationship for a couple of years now.
"No, I'm not married.", I confirmed.
"So no boy friend, or girl friend, either?" He asked in a bit of a perverted way.
"No, no boy friend and no girl friend either. Sorry to shatter your dreams on that one."
Steve laughed.
Continuing with his boldness, he then suggested, "Hey, being that you haven't checked in yet, I have an idea."
"You do, do you ... and what might that idea be?"
"How about you save the money and just come stay with me instead? I have a decent little place not far from here."
Feigning annoyance, I responded, "So let me get this straight, Steve. You want me to forgo getting a hotel room and instead agree to go stay with some random, drunk stranger that I just met in a bar? Do I really look like that much of a slut?"
As I asked the question, I saw Michael almost choke on his drink as he tried to contain his laughter.
Steve was defensive, "Hey, so I've had a few to drink and I might be a little bit drunk. And no, I don't think you are all that much of a slut, although you sure do know how to dress sexy!" he added as he stared at my cleavage.
"My eyes are up here, Steve."
"Well my eyes can't help but stare at your apparently perfect little titties.", he countered.
I don't really consider my boobs to be all that smallish. I mean, I know they are not huge, but I happen to think they are actually proportionally just right. Still, it seems that so many guys are apparently enamoured with huge tits, because it seems that having my boobs referred to as small or tiny has been a recurring theme over the years.
Being that Steve threw my boob size out there, I thought I would take that theme and go with it to see where it leads. "So you think my tits are too small?" I asked with a subtle pout.
"Well ..." he started with a slur, then continued, "... They're definitely not the largest tits around. Hard to say if they're too small, though. All cooped up under that tight shirt of yours and that cute bra you have on. Maybe you should take your bra off and let me have a look?"
Steve was noticeably drunk, but he was surprising me with how crassly bold he was being. There it was, though, an opening for me to draw Michael into the conversation.
"You sir, " I called out to Michael, "I know you have been listening. So what do you think, are my titties too small?"
Michael was finishing up yet another sip of his beer, again trying not to laugh, when he spun around to face us and answered back, while staring at my boobs, "Well, your boobs look really nice. They're definitely on the small side, but I wouldn't say they're TOO small."
Michael loved to insult me in front of others, so I knew he was loving this.
I feigned being offended, "You guys are both assholes." I then turned and drank the last of my wine.