I woke up after the strangest dream!
The night before my wife, Penny, and I were getting it on. We were heavily involved in the foreplay aspect, when I felt the strangest sensation on my pecker. My wife was stroking me and my dick was responding, but I felt a furry thing massaging the other side. We both stopped and after some heavy breathing found out that it was our loving cat who was trying to help the situation. We had a great laugh, but went to bed frustrated.
Back to my dream. In the dream there was a knock at the front door on a Sunday morning. We answered the door and it was probably the last person on earth we expected to see. There stood my wife's childhood friend Gina. This woman married about a month before we did, and had two kids, but never had much feeling for her husband. Turns out the purpose of the visit was to intimidate Penny and me, out of pure jealousy.
Gina did not look bad, but looked a bit well-used for my taste. She wore a pair of boots in the dead of July. She had on a red miniskirt, which was about 6 inches above her knees. After a few pleasantries she produced a gun and told us the real purpose of her visit, which was for me to fuck her in front of my wife. About this time our cat sauntered out to see who the new stranger was, went to sniff Gina, who calmly kicked our kitty clear across the room. The poor cat did not move from then on.