I woke up after the strangest dream!
The night before my wife, Penny, and I were getting it on. We were heavily involved in the foreplay aspect, when I felt the strangest sensation on my pecker. My wife was stroking me and my dick was responding, but I felt a furry thing massaging the other side. We both stopped and after some heavy breathing found out that it was our loving cat who was trying to help the situation. We had a great laugh, but went to bed frustrated.
Back to my dream. In the dream there was a knock at the front door on a Sunday morning. We answered the door and it was probably the last person on earth we expected to see. There stood my wife's childhood friend Gina. This woman married about a month before we did, and had two kids, but never had much feeling for her husband. Turns out the purpose of the visit was to intimidate Penny and me, out of pure jealousy.