Well this is a bit of a trope on the site and no matter how many times you see the words you never fail to be amazed at them being used.
"It's not what it looks like."
The most absurd comment you can imagine in the worst situation you can imagine. Can you even imagine that even happening? Your wife comes out and sees your penis in a woman's mouth. Your husband comes home and sees you bent over the couch with a penis in your ass. Then you hear "It's not what it looks like.".
I want to have a bit of fun with it. I'll start off with a short set up where the husband comes home and finds Traci cheating on him. Yeah the cheating wife has to be named Traci. I think it should be an unwritten rule for a light hearted story. After this brief set up and the signature words I'll go into several different endings.
I might do more alternate endings so this will have different numbers but it will not be a series with an ending. This is more for fun then something serious.
Cast
Bill Lawson - Husband
Traci Lawson - Wife
Jeff (No last name) Brother in Law and Tracy's husband
Tracy (No last name) Younger Sister of Tracy
Tracey (No last name) Mother in Law
Henry (No last name) Father in Law
Tracie (No last name) Grandmother in Law
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Pleasantville a small town in North Vermont
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It has been a horrible day. Bill Lawson just wants to go home after all the stress he has had at work. It started off normally but there was traffic on the bridge. They have been fixing the bridge every summer for several decades. The city takes the 4 lane bridge and repair one side and diverts the traffic to the other side. Crossing the bridge can take 5 minutes or if something goes wrong 50 minutes with traffic backed up over a mile. You can guess this wasn't a 5 minute day. He was 10 minutes late for work and got docked a half hour's pay.
Now you might be thinking that Bill shouldn't have gotten docked a half hour. Based on the anti worker laws if you are late 10 minutes it counts as a half hour yet if you work 10 minutes over time you don't get a full half hour. You have to work at least 15 minutes. Not really anything new here. The working man gets hosed for every nickel possible.
Anyway back to the day at work. It was at a call center and apparently the person was trying to get help on billing. The cell phone was not in her name and it was her husband's. The husband apparently cut off her cell phone because she got huge data overages watching cat videos all day on YouTube. A reasonable person would realize the agent's hands are tied and let it drop.
Did you expect reasonable and mature from a woman sitting at home watching cat videos all day? To be fair there are guys that do the same thing watching cat videos but usually in between videos of women on slingshot rides hoping to see a boob escape their confinement. This was a full on Karen melt down. A "Let me speak to your manager" meltdown. So the call escalated.
Just another day right? Well the supervisor started reading Bill the riot act for wasting his time with a call from someone that wasn't permitted to get any information. When Bill pointed out the policy that when someone asks for a supervisor you have to transfer them to the supervisor that sparked his anger. He got written up for insubordination.
His lunch was stolen again this week.
With the day he has been having he just decided to log out sick and go home at lunch. He'd lose wages but he'd save his money on lunch by eating at home. Did you know that some McDonalds restaurants have Big Mac combos at 18 dollars? They hit that number at a rest stop in Connecticut. Apparently North Vermont is almost as good at 16.99 and if you want to upsize your fries kiss the rest of that 20 dollar bill good bye.
At least the drive home didn't take as long.
After walking up 5 flights of stairs to his apartment door he digs out his key. The Elevator still has not been fixed. Rumor has it it was built in the 1850s and it didn't even work then. He opens the door with a sigh of resignation. His wife is not in the living room watching her soaps. She must be still in bed. Then he hears the moans and slapping of flesh.
Time to get out the cell phone and start recording.
"OH GOD!!!! You are making me cum!"
"Traci you are the best. Your pussy is so wet."
Yeah his wife is named Traci.
No they do not have a parrot.
Cherry on top is that voice is his brother in law Jeff
Yeah the married to Traci's sister Jeff.
A few minutes later Bill walks down the hallway recording the moans and the sex talk as he treads on that thick carpet floor. He opens the door. They don't even notice since her back is to Bill and riding him cow girl. Jeff is motor boating her titties while she is on her second orgasm just while Bill is filming. If it wasn't his wife riding her little sister's husband it would make a hell of a show. She is milking the hell out of his penis riding him hard.
There is a cough from Bill startling them both.
"What is going on Traci?"
They are shocked to see Bill there. Dumb question I know but what else is Bill going to say? Do we still have enough Astroglide? How many condoms do we have left? What are we having for supper? How is your sister Tracy?
"It's not what it looks like."
With an eyebrow raised he stops the cell phone recording.
"Ok."
With those words he leaves the room and shuts the door behind him. Traci and Jeff are shocked and silent as he leaves. They are stunned at his reaction and it takes a few minutes for them to scramble and get dressed. While they get dressed they are talking about Bill's reaction.
"How do we stop him from telling Tracy?"
"He is going to divorce me!!"
"We need to calm down. He didn't yell at us or get angry. When you said it wasn't what it looked like he just said Ok."
"What the hell did he mean by Ok?"
"How the hell do I know? He is your husband."
"We need to get our stories straight. You need to get home before Tracy finds out."
"I can't go home. I'm supposed to be at work remember. It is only half past 1 and I'm not supposed to be home until 5."
"............ Shit."
After those words they start talking about what they are going to say and what they are going to do. It should be interesting considering their comments caught on the video before he entered the room.
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(1) At Jeff and Tracy's house.
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As you can imagine Jeff has gone through half a dozen stories in his head. He isn't even able to convince himself let alone think he can deliver anything convincing to his wife. I can't believe I was so stupid he says over and over in his head. Then he sees it. Bill's car is in the driveway.
".......... Shit."
He walks towards the front door and unlocks it. At least his key still works. Jeff hears the unmistakable noises of sex. Tracy is a screamer just like her older sister. Now he knows why Bill's car is here.
As he walks down the hallway he smells the scent of female arousal that pretty much tells him what he will find. The scream of "DO ME HARDER YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!" was a pretty good hint as well. As Jeff walks into the bed room he sees it. Pretty much the same thing that he was doing earlier though Tracy is riding Bill reverse cowgirl instead of the standard cowgirl her sister used. She is smiling as she sees Jeff and giggles as Bill slaps her ass.
"It's not what it looks like."
"Yeah Jeff. I'm betting you think I have my penis in your wife's vagina right now right."
Jeff looks pissed as they are both laughing. Tracy looks back over her shoulder at Bill.
"I don't think he believes me Bill."
"I don't see why he wouldn't. Like my wife you wouldn't lie right?"
"That was the same thing Traci told you on the video right. Did I get any of the words wrong?"
"Let me explain why you are wrong Jeff. I don't have my dick in her pussy. It is in her ass. By the way you are out of Astroglide."
"And it is the perfect size for anal."
With those words Jeff leaves the room angry and slams the door. They laugh and go back to what they were doing. It doesn't take too much effort to get back to a 100% hard erection. Traci might be a bigger slut but she doesn't like anal. Tracy loves it. Once Tracy saw her brother in law's cock she had to get it in her ass because it is the perfect size for anal. Well after a blow job and she got Bill up for round 2.
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(2) Dealing with the In Laws.
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Well things are looking very bad. Traci just got a text.
"Staying at your parents for supper. They want to talk to you BTW."
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
That scream didn't help any and she hurriedly got dressed. It took her maybe 5 minutes to get on the road and head to her parent's house. She was trying to think of anything to say. Bill is there and her parents want to see her. This is bad. This is very bad.
"This is all Tracy's fault telling me Jeff has an 8 inch dick!"
She pulls in the driveway and parks the car. She runs to the door and goes inside. Her father is waiting for her in his boxers.
"DADDY!!!"
He laughs.
"Sorry sweetie. I didn't think it mattered too much since I'd be the third guy you have seen in his underwear today. I am only the third right?"
Then she hears the moaning. And if that isn't enough she hears a slapping of flesh. From the sounds of it very wet flesh. It suddenly hits her. Her dad is out here. It isn't her parents having sex. Traci runs down the hallway towards her parents' bedroom followed by her chuckling father. She opens the door and sees it.
Her mother naked.
Her mother getting an enthusiastic railing.
Her husband balls deep doggie style.
Her mother's pussy dripping onto the bed.
Her mother also at some point took a facial.
To be fair calling it a facial isn't exactly accurate. Older people might remember the old days when here was only 5 guys in every porn movie. Well Traci's mom looked like she took one of those legendary Peter North facials. She looks like she was hit in the face with a bucket of paint.
"Oh God! You are so hard and thick Bill!"
