"Good afternoon, Chief." Kiki Narvaez said as she walked into the office like she had been there before. "I'm Agent Kiki Narvaez, here on assignment. I take it you've been told and have the authorizations?"
"Hello, Agent Narvaez," the Chief said, watching the woman sit down in front of him.
"Have a seat," he finished sarcastically.
Narvaez just kept her gaze on him, expecting an answer to his question.
Just so he could rattle her cage, the Chief sat back in his seat, gave the woman his neutral look, then turned in his chair, picked a small stack of papers off his side-desk, and made a show of looking through them.
"You say you are 'Kiki Narvaez?" the Chief asked. "It says here your name is Karen."
The woman visibly ground her teeth for a moment, then exhaled.
"I go by Kiki to my friends." She said. "If you aren't going to be my friend, I'm Agent Narvaez."
The Chief quirked an eyebrow at that, then went back to flipping through the papers he'd already looked through several times.
He again confirmed that all the authorizations had been given, the paperwork filed, and the annoyance he didn't need had now walked into his office.
"You have the paperwork?" Kiki prompted again.
"I do," sighed the Chief. "I'm still verifying a couple of these." He then softly tossed the papers onto his desk.
"They'll check out." Kiki informed him.
"We'll see," the Chief said. "Until every one of them does, you don't have my authorization to conduct your operations." His tone was even, measured, and designed to be infuriatingly reasonable.
"That's wasting time." Kiki lightly protested. "I'd like to start as soon as I can."
"If... when... all those clear verification."
"How long will that take?"
"I don't know," Chief said reasonably. "My office already has the calls in. We're just waiting for verbal confirmation."
Kiki grimaced, knowing how long these things could take. She might have to goose things a bit back in Arlington.
Kiki hated the feud between Federal and local. It was getting in her way.
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Kiki made two phone calls back to Arlington, one of which was fairly tense, but she got results.
Two hours later, she had several division heads from the local cops in a meeting room.
Kiki brought them cups of their own free coffee to try and foster a 'positive working atmosphere.'
"Gentlemen, you undoubtedly know about me by now, I'm certain the news of a Fed coming in and stomping on your business has been discussed to death."
There were a couple of nods, and the rest just gave flat looks, with their arms crossed.
"I'm going to make this easy... I have a list of names of people the DEA suspects of trafficking. They've been doing this a while, if they're doing it. I'm here to shake things up, and in a span of time, either confirm these people are scumbags and collar them, or clear them."
"To do so, in some of these cases, we're going to be doing something different... something I think you are all going to enjoy."
Eyebrows were raised, speculative looks were given.
"I intend, with my current ability to give you a safety-blanket while operating under my authority, to shake the tree, send the monkeys running, and see what happens. We will be doing the things I know some of you have wanted to do, but have been restrained from by current operational laws."
Kiki Narvaez then held up several papers for all to see, then put them down on the table.
"This is my authorization. I invite you all to satisfy yourselves as to the legality of it before you do anything. Your Chief..." Kiki nodded to the individual in discussion, and he just gave a neutral look in return. "... has already gotten verification in both written and verbal form."
"I would like you to do the same. Satisfy yourselves, make certain this is on the up-and-up."
"That said, once I start operations, if you have any objections... I do not care. If I say, then you do. You will not be held responsible for my orders, but if you do not carry out those orders, I will come down on you."
Several sets of eyes went hard at this.
"I can see some of you don't like that. I don't care. The normal rules haven't worked in this case, and I've been sent here to clean up a mess... a mess in your back yard. You will work with..."
"AGENT Narvaez..." said the Chief as he stood up, and walked to the door of the briefing room. He hadn't raised his voice, but he'd cut through everything with how he'd said it.
Kiki resented this, and let it show on her face. It was her first time ever giving a briefing, and she didn't want this candy local stepping on her show.
"If I can see you in my office?" The Chief asked, holding open the door for her and palm-up gesturing for her to join him in the hallway.
Kiki turned, and marched through the door, intending to shred this puffed up mayor-puppet.
"Chief, I'm not here to be..."
"Shut. Up." Chief said, using Command Tone.
Kiki hadn't heard Command Tone since Arlington, and before that, Boot on Paris Island.
"I'm going to do you the courtesy of being blunt, Agent." The Chief started, leaning down into her face, just like her old Drill Instructor used to do. "Your level of fuck-up is unacceptable."
Chief's tone was only a little louder than a normal speaking tone, but how he used his voice, his posture... Kiki was put on her heels by this.
"You do not have MY permission to abuse my people. You do not have MY say-so to use my people beyond what they are going to put up with. You do not have MY blessing to run roughshod over those fine people's morals, put their lives, careers and families in jeopardy with your rage-fueled crusade." The Chief said, throwing steel from his eyes into hers.
"Get this in your head and get it clean..." Chief went on. "These are MY people. They are professionals, and they are hesitating and unhappy because YOU are telling them exactly what they do not want to hear. None of them are green. After you throw around your storm of righteous justice, they will still have to work and live here. I do NOT care what Federal authorization you have, and who is pulling strings for you... you do NOT abuse my people. If they are hesitant, it's for a reason."
"Now, you can come in here and be the Queen High Federal Bitch that you want us to believe you are, or you can be an effective agent, working toward a goal, and do that while NOT running over good men and women trying their best in a bad situation!" He summed up.
"Am I clear?" Chief asked her, their nose tips almost touching.
Kiki looked a challenge at him.
"AM I CLEAR?!" Chief asked again, but not really any louder than before. Kiki saw resolve in his eyes.
Kiki realized she was seeing a more front-line version of someone she knew, who was doing much the same job... Mallone.
"You are clear." Kiki slowly acknowledged, not breaking eye contact.
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The door to the briefing room opened, and the Chief walked in. Agent Narvaez walked in behind him, her bearing a bit different. Several people in the room, knowing what had just happened in the hallway, suppressed their smiles.
"Agent Narvaez?" Chief asked, gesturing to the front of the room, and then heading back to his chair, where he took a seat, his face carefully neutral. Again.
"Uhm, right... Mierda... Where were we?" Kiki said, moving to the white board again.
"I will try to make some of this fun, and I will try not to disrupt your operations, but make no mistake, I am after a number of baaaaad people, and after I identify them, I intend to act on it. I will be working through you and your divisions. I will direct, you will do. Any questions?"
"I don't believe you have blanket authority to violate anyone's rights," said one division head. "You might be able to get something arranged for one person, if a judge goes along with it, but I don't think you can do a wide-spread action like you are implying."
"Oh, I'm not going to violate anyone's rights..." Agent Narvaez said, keeping in mind the one-sided hallway conversation she'd just been hit with. "... we're just not going to ignore all the little things. Not any we observe."
"If someone on this list jaywalks, we snatch them up. If they drop a cigarette butt, we nab them for littering. If they park in handicapped, we tow and fine them. We are no longer ignoring the little things that judges dismiss... because this is about pressure. I don't care if they go to court and it gets dismissed, prosecuted, they get a paddling, or free ice cream... we fulfill the job, to the absolute letter of the law."
"You know, if we just follow someone around and tag them for every little thing... if we're following them waiting for that to happen... that's harassment," said one professional.
"Yes." Kiki confirmed. "Yes it is."
Then she smiled a nasty smile.
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"I have a list of forty-two names." Agent Narvaez later said, after everyone had investigated the situation, generally confirming with the Chief that yes, the paperwork was legitimate. Some had resented the situation, a couple were enthused, and one was resigned. "We're going to work on five at a time, with two exceptions..."
"James Klippinger, and this one..." she said, putting her finger beside a name on the white-board. "...Lamarr Wilson."
Nobody in the room recognized those two names.
"If there's a distribution network here, all these names are the low-level street sellers. These names here," she gestured to another list on the same board. "... are their contacts. These here... another bunch, suspects now, slightly higher on the ladder. And these two... Klippinger and Wilson... they're as high as we currently suspect."
"These two get our attention until I'm satisfied, or we have them." Kiki finished.
"I'm not happy about this," said one individual. "This is targeting."
"Yes, it is." Narvaez confirmed.
The nasty smile was there.
There were a number of unhappy faces in the room.