No persons under 18 have sex in this completely made up story.
It Grows.
I woke up, apart from the splitting headache I would have said I was instantly awake, bright and ready to get on with my day.
But that head of mine stopped me lifting my head and jumping out of bed, then it occurred to me that this wasn't my bed, it wasn't my bedroom even, and by the little snoring noises that were coming from the body next to me it wasn't my girlfriend either.
I gently, wasn't sure how my head was going to react to any fast movements, but it was better than I expected as I turned to look at her, I let out the breath I had been holding in, it was a pink haired girl, I could and did do stupid things when I'd had a few too many, but going to bed with a bloke was not a thing to ever contemplate, but I was relieved and yet upset, where was my girlfriend, where was I.
I took a few minutes to think, it didn't do a lot of good at first, but it came back slowly, in bits out of order.
We were, we being me, Dave, and Amy my girlfriend, we were going to a friends party, it was the weekend before Christmas, it turned out to be a bit of a flop, not that many came and well before midnight, things were getting a bit blurry here, there was only three couples, I didn't think there were four, but I could be wrong.
Timmy, he of said party had been flirting with Amy a lot of the night and she wasn't deflecting his attentions if my brain was telling me the truth, no, I remember now, I did have words about their behaviour and Amy laughing it off with, "It's Christmas, it's just a bit of fun," I don't seem to have the next bit, something must have happened ... but it's a blank, but here am I waking in a strange bed with a strange woman with pink hair, pink.
I felt around and peaked under the covers, I wasn't wet or crusty, know what I mean, I was sure that I hadn't had sex, well ninety nine percent sure.
She, whoever she was was still asleep, I got out as quietly as I could and found my clothes on the floor, I dressed and as I was creeping out towards the door I saw the set of golf clubs in the corner, that brought back pictures from much earlier in the night, him, Timmy, had been boasting about his new clubs, I was typically unimpressed as golf bores me silly, I looked at this set and pulled one up, I put it back and picked the one with the biggest knob on the end of it, I took it with me, thoughts of beating Timmy or whoever was with Amy and breaking headlights and windscreens flashed in my head.
It wasn't hard to find them, three bedrooms and I had been in one of them, I wasn't sure if lucky was how I felt on getting the right room first try, but it was what it was.
The door was open so I just walked in, they were busy kissing and must have been so engaged with each other that it wasn't until I ripped the covers off them that they knew I was there, I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but two nude people were there, Amy had a hold of Timmy's cock and was stroking it as Timmy was fingering Amy.
From the mess on each of them and the sheet they were laying on it was clear that this wasn't the first time they had been playing with each other's naughty bits.
"What the," was as far as Timmy got.
I stopped any discussion by putting the club by his head so they both could see it.
"Keep her, I don't want her back in my flat, and certainly not in my bed again. Don't follow me, stay and have a good fuck,"
Going downstairs I saw Amy's purse, I took the front door key to MY flat off the ring and walked out slamming the front door behind me.
I felt pretty good, I hadn't killed anybody, I put the club under the back wheels of his car, with any luck he would drive over it.
Petty I know.
I went home, not too far we had walked there, only having been living together for six months Amy only had clothes and a laptop with her, we had been talking about changing some of the furniture, but I was now grateful that we hadn't, I packed, read that as threw her clothes in bin bags, and had the bright idea that it would get her out of my hair if I took them to her mum's.
Put said bags in my car and drove the quarter of an hour to Mandy's, she had always been a single mother, I got on with her from the start of Amy and I getting together, we had joked and pulled each other's legs about stupid things.
I wasn't thinking how this would play out and only thought about it as I retrieved the bags, four of them and went to the door.
I didn't have to ring the bell, Mandy opened it as I got there.
"You're up early, what have you got there?"
She stood aside and I went in bags in hand, I put them down as Mandy walked back into the kitchen where she must have seen me through the window getting out of the car.
"I've just made a pot of tea, have a seat and tell me what you've bought me," Mandy sounded cheerful, which now made me feel even worse, I was now going to spoil her day, just as my day had already gone down the pan.
I walked into the kitchen behind her, took one of those tall bar stool things that swivel and turned it to face her as she poured the tea, she passed me my mug and leaned back on the sink mug in her hands and looked at me expectingly, I looked at her, put my mug on the surface by my side and took a deep breath.
"There's no easy way to say this ... Amy, ... I found her in bed with a friend this morning,"
Mandy gasped and putting her drink down came to me, she stood between my legs and hugged me.
"Oh Dave, ... she's such a fool, it might have been a mistake, you know had a bit too much to drink and thought she was with you, ... that sort of thing," I shook my head.
"No, we'd been to this party and ... I woke in a strange bed with a headache to beat all headaches, I had had a few drinks, but nowhere near enough to give me that sort of head, there was a strange woman beside me, but we hadn't done anything I'm sure about that, but Amy was in bed with a man and it was clear that they had had sex and were starting to go again when I walked in,"
Mandy had drawn back as I told her that, and then leaned in to hug me tighter, and this is where it got weird, I got hard, and Mandy hugging me like she was couldn't miss it.
"Oh you poor baby," Mandy said as my eyes teared up.
She pulled me down to kiss me, on the cheek and then looking at me on the lips.
I'm a man. My hands moved to hold her side, but somehow she moved at the same time and I ended up holding the side of the dressing gown she had on as I kissed her back.
The kiss deepened and her hands moved to my thighs and mine to her neck.
Tea forgotten we were like a pair of teenagers, and Mandy was pulling me out of the seat and towards the sofa, her gown hit the floor and the plan nightdress followed as I shed my clothes, there wasn't anything planned it just happened and we had sex on the sofa that I'd sat on with Amy on numerous occasions and here was I filling Mandy up with my seed.
There was a ... what do they call it? A pregnant pause when I had finished in her, and then she laughed.
"You know what they call all Mandy's don't you," I shook my head I couldn't think straight.
"Randy Mandy, and right now I'm Randy, and if you're going to be without a girlfriend," she left it unsaid.