"You want us to what???"
"I need your help!" I answered. I sat in the basement of our house with my husband's closest friends - Bill, John, and Randy. "You've seen how he's changed. He hardly ever talks to you guys anymore. And when's the last time you played golf together? This has to work!"
I watched the guys as they looked at each other, not even daring to look me in the eyes. They knew my husband, Tom, had been acting weird, and now they knew why, but they still weren't convinced my solution was the best one.
You see, Tom is addicted to porn. It started about a year ago when he turned 40. Videos, magazines, computer - doesn't matter. As soon as he gets home, he heads straight to the basement which he's converted to his own private porn world. Movies and magazines line the walls. He spends hours down here masturbating over and over, rarely even coming out to eat. And when he does come out, he heads straight to bed. We haven't made love in over 6 months, and then only because it was our anniversary and I threw a major fit about it.
I had tried everything I could think of to break this habit. I have dressed in my sexiest lingerie and tried to seduce him, but he just ignored me and kept his eyes glued to the sex on tv. I tried to hide the movies, but he just went out and bought more, until eventually I just gave them back. I finally decided that he needed a shock to his system to get him to break out of it, which brings me to the present situation.
"Let me get this straight," John said, "you want us to pretend to have sex with you so that when Tom walks in, he'll get a shock and you can convince him to get rid of the porn?"
All three of them were shifting uncomfortably in their chairs. They were married themselves, and were committed family men, not the type who would try to take any opportunity to fuck, which was why I knew I could trust them to help me pull this off.
"Jeez, if my wife ever found out...", Randy stated, looking at the other two and seeing the same look coming back.
"Please?" I begged. "This may be the only thing that could save our marriage."
After a couple more looks between them, Bill finally shrugged and asked, "What did you have in mind?"