Incriminating Evidence
(Get rid of it!)
By
LittleOneWon
CH 01
I'm not an observant person. I don't notice very many big changes, let alone small ones. I would never make it as a private investigator, that's for sure.
That's why I'm surprised that I observed something about my wife, Alicia, on a fated Wednesday in April when she got home from work.
I remember that she was wearing a white shirt with a collar. I also remember thinking that it looked more like a man's shirt than a woman's blouse. Anyway, what I observed was something unusual on her collar. It was a streak of bright red. It looked for all the world like lipstick!
I also surprised myself when I observed that it was not the color of lipstick that she usually wears. She uses a dark red color, not nearly as bright as that streak on her collar.
Then, if you can believe it, I observed that the lipstick on her lips was a mixture of her old dark color and the new bright one. I even noticed that her lipstick seemed to be a little bit smeared. I was on a roll. It was an exceptional day for me. I was suddenly observant. That fact changed my life, but at the time, I didn't have any idea that it would.
I decided to use my newly-found observation talent to kid around a little with my wife. I said, "Honey, if you were a husband and I was your wife, I would be very concerned about that lipstick on your collar. I'd be suspicious that you'd found yourself another woman."
She observed her collar in the mirror. She seemed flustered when she said, "It must have come from one of my work colleagues. We often hug each other. That's probably how it happened."
While I believed what she said was true, I decided to keep kidding her. I said, "When you hug them, do you kiss them too?"
She answered, "Of course not. Why would you ask me something like that?"
My kidding was working great, so I pointed out that she had two different colors of lipstick on her lips. I also mentioned that it was smeared in a couple of spots,
She used the mirror to check her lips. I was expecting some novel or funny repartee from her to go along with my banter.
She said, "Frank, when did you become so damned observant?"
If she had left it there, I would have laughed and gone on to something else. Instead, she began to tremble as she stared at her feet and mumbled, "I was hoping to avoid this. I'm pretty sure that you won't like my explanation. I can assure you that it's nothing of importance. It will never come between you and me. I hope that you can accept that so we can get past this and move on with our lives."
I was surprised out of my shorts! My remarks were not meant to be accusatory in any way, but her response assumed that they were. It was her response that nudged me from observant, to concerned, to suspicious.
Things had turned deadly serious. "Who was it, Alicia? Who did you allow to kiss you? Was that bright-red lipstick a gift from him? How many times did you kiss him? What else did you do with him?"
She answered, "Frank, there was no 'him.' It was Ramona and me. That bright-red lipstick is hers. What she and I have done shouldn't put either of our marriages in any kind of jeopardy. It need not affect you and me at all."
Questions began forming in my mind. They were quickly transferred to my lips. I said, "It was between you and Ramona? When did you become friendly with her again? I thought you were through with her after she hooked up with your old boyfriend, David Jefferson! Hell, what you're telling me goes way beyond 'friendly!' Are you saying that you two are having an affair? Are the two of you a couple of queers?"
At that point, Alicia reminded me that Ramona had been her best friend in college. They were roommates for all four years! I knew that for the first two of those years, Alicia and David were "an item." That ended when I came into the picture. She kicked David to the curb and started dating me. Alicia admitted that she was surprised when Ramona picked David up from the curb, but she said, "While I wondered about it, I certainly didn't care. I was done with him. I was with you!
"Remember, we went to their wedding and they attended ours. We're two friendly couples. It just happens that the women from each couple are a little bit more than friends. That's all it is. It's more than friendly, but in today's world, it's not considered to be 'queer' anymore. Not by us, that's for sure."
I told her that all of that was good information, but it skirted the issue. "What I want to know is exactly what's going on between you and her? If you two are not a couple of queers, then what are you?"
She assured me that she wasn't "in love" with Ramona. She explained that it was just a recent revival of an old relationship that they experimented with in college. It was just some insignificant "fooling around." It was not a serious or long-term thing.
She went on to say that it was just something that they enjoyed on a purely sexual level. She said that back in the day they called it being "AC/DC." She said it meant that their gates could swing in both directions. She said that neither one of them stopped dating boys back in college, they just dated some girls too. They enjoyed a little "girl-on-girl" fun occasionally.
She said that this new revival was just to have a little harmless fun. "It means nothing to either one of us. It's not a threat to you or David."