CHAPTER 3: A TEST OF THE MEN
Friday finally arrived, thankfully. Both of the good doctors were senior enough that they didn't work on weekends and didn't take call, so their Saturdays and Sundays were free.
Before leaving the house, both Kate and Amy admonished their husbands to refrain from masturbating that day. Neither wife had any problem with their husbands tugging one out during the day, but today was a special day and they needed to have their balls completely full. No further explanation was given.
At 5:45 PM, Tom heard the garage door open and then two car doors shut. Some indistinct chattering in the garage and then a few seconds later, two women in scrubs walked into the room.
"How was the day? And red or white?"
"Let's start with white, watcha say Amy?"
"Works for me!"
Kate suggested that Amy call Mike over and they could form some dinner plans.
"No plans necessary, there is a big pot roast in the instant pot and all I have to do is press go. It'll take about an hour since I already seared it.
"Well press that go button, we're starving! We just had some puny salads for lunch!" Kate shared a glance with Amy.
Tom stepped to the pressure cooker control panel and pressed "pressure cook", and then "start". There was a beep, and it started heating up.
He poured four glasses of chardonnay, gestured toward the living room, and said, "Shall we, then? And did you text Mike?"
"Yeah he'll be here in a minute."
They adjourned to the living room and took seats on various pieces of furniture.
"So, any heroic measures undertaken by either of these famed physicians to grasp life out of the jaws of death today?"
Amy peered at Tom over the rim of her glass. "Yes, I had a guy whose penis was unable to serve its purpose when in the vicinity of a female. It is likely that he would have become despondent and perhaps begun a life of crime as a super-villain called "Mr. Floppy" if I hadn't intervened. I wrote him a cryptic message on a sheet of paper and told him to seek the fabled Pharmdee at the legendary outpost of seeviess. I believe this noble act on my part has saved our streets from becoming riddled with crimes of a flaccid nature. Of course these theoretical events cannot be proven, but neither can they be ruled out."
Kate laughed and said, "I just dicked around all day, only had like 4 appointments."
Mike opened the front door without knocking. "What's this about dicking around? I want in!"
Amy looked up at him and responded, "Yeah, we were just talking about who Tom was going to dick around with tonight, so I guess you just volunteered."
"Well damn, I guess I walked into that one."
Tom changed the subject. "What are we going to do tonight? I dunno if Amy told you but there's a pot roast cooking in the instant pot, should be ready around 7:00. Oh, that that wine glass on the coffee table is for you, if you want it."
Mike picked it up and swirled it, as if he knew what that was supposed to do. He barely avoided sloshing it onto the rug under the table. "Thanks, man. Umm... I dunno, what do you ladies feel like?"
"We have some plans but they're for after dinner." Kate replied.
"Hopefully a game for four?" Mike asked.
"Yup. Oh, neither of you jerked off today did you?" Kate's directness was kind of amusing to Amy.
"With wives like you two, why would we?" Tom looked at Mike, thinking of the photo exchange they'd made recently. He knew Mike was going to put it to use, if he hadn't already. He glanced over, and Mike shook his head.
"I know how men are, that's why. OK, if you are both... full... then we can proceed. More information to follow." Kate said.
The couples chatted about this and that for an hour until the instant pot beeped. Tom jumped up to tend to his dinner. "Time for the veggies, they need about five minutes in there to get soft, then the sauce will thicken for another five, then we'll eat."
Fifteen minutes later, they sat to dinner over a zinfandel, a better pairing for beef than chardonnay. A bit of the red wine had gone into the sauce reduction.
The roast was perfect, fork tender and delicious. Kate had another impression that Tom was good at everything he enjoyed doing.
Kate and Amy washed the dishes since Tom had done the cooking, and Mike would have broken at least one. Bull in a china closet, etc. The men adjourned to the living room with glasses of Glenfiddich and a touch of water.
A few minutes later, the women walked into the living room with their wine glasses refilled. Kate sat down next to Tom, and Amy sat next to Mike on the couch. That put the two women close together in the middle.
"So, we thought we'd play some Pictionary tonight, we haven't played it in ages! Tom and I are pretty good at guessing what the other is thinking, even though neither one of us can draw worth a damn." Kate had a twinkle in her eye.
"OK, I'll go get it out of the media room," Tom said, calling her bluff. He got up and walked toward the hallway.
"Sit your ass down, Tom, and I will explain what we're really going to be doing tonight."
Kate continued, "Wednesday night was, as we said, a test of the women's blowjob skills. Honestly it could have gone either way. I hereby induct Amy into the cocksucking hall of fame, making her the second member after myself.
"Tonight is a test of the men's ability to control their orgasms. Amy and I will be sucking your cocks at exactly the same pace, and using the techniques we know you like best. The uniform pace is designed to find out which one of you has better control. We will be playing music over the house speakers, and she and I will both be sucking your cocks in time with the music. We've picked out a selection of 'fuck me' songs with heavy beats that we think fit the occasion. So just know that every time we bob our heads, the other man is getting the exact same thing."
Amy chimed in, "When we're all done, we'll evaluate the results and design some treatments to improve your skills, whatever they might be. I think I have a few treatment options that will be beneficial." She flashed that amazing smile at both men.
"A hallmark of our contests seems to be that Amy and I will be cock-teases initially. We are both going to go take showers, since we've both been working all day and we want to be nice and clean for... whatever comes afterward. Ya'll play video games or something for a few minutes.
