It is funny how your perspective changes when the true situation you find yourself in finally comes to light. Before I discovered the truth of my situation, I perceived my marriage as solid, my beautiful wife as faithful, and my life in general, as really good. Now I see how things really are, and none of what I perceived then is accurate. My marriage has cracked apart, my wife is a total slut, and my life in general is in the shitter!
What changed you might ask, well, apparently only my perception. Turns out my marriage was never any good, my wife has always been a slut, and my life has been a joke ever since I met my wife, only I never knew it until recently!
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, (apologies to Paul McCartney and the Beatles), but man that about sums it up for me. All it took was one business brunch! My firm had set up a business brunch at the downtown Hilton and I was part of the committee responsible for the whole thing. We were just finishing up, everyone was leaving and I was just about ready to head back to the office, when I saw my wife come into the lounge adjacent to the buffet area and take a seat. At first I thought she was looking for me, but she did not know that I was working here at the hotel today, and then I saw her wave and smile at a man that I had never seen before. He went over to her and they embraced and kissed each other like they were long lost lovers. To say I was shocked would be the understatement of all time. My whole world was changed in that one instant. I knew that this was not a unique, one time thing. I just knew they were together in a relationship I could just feel it.
I would like to tell you that I kept quite, just watched them, and waited until I had proof, before I took any action, but that would not be the truth. The truth is I walked into the lounge, went right over to them and said: What the fuck is going on here! The man, Robert Udow was his name, as I found out later, stood up in a confrontational manner and started to say something but never finished, because I laid him out with the best right hand uppercut I have ever thrown. Shelley, my wife, fainted dead away. I must relay that effectively taking out two people with one punch felt damn good, but I wanted to finish what they had started, so I threw a glass of water into each of their faces, and they sputtered back to life. After they came too a little more, I told them to stay seated and to answer my questions if they did not want further misery to befall them. I guess they believed me, because they both did as they were told.
The were no other people in the lounge besides the bartender and he seemed to have lost interest in our little group, so I sat down and started in on them. The first question I asked was; how long? They said since junior college. Next I asked; why? They said because they loved each other. I followed that question by asking where that left me. Shelley answered saying; she loved me too and did not want to lose me, but she loved Robert as well. I told her that was not acceptable to me and that given this little talk, we were officially done. I informed Robert that he should become totally invisible until after our divorce was final, and that if he didn't, I would make him sorry he had not. Shelley knew me well enough to let Robert know that it was not an idle threat. Robert got up and left without even looking back, I knew then that he was a coward, and the type of person Shelley deserved to wind up with. The woman I had loved and cared for since the day I met her, turned out to be a cheating slut, one that wanted only to satisfy herself and everybody else could just be damned.
