I'm Getting Married in the Morning

Based on a true story, but nobody ever believed it so now we change the names to protect the not-so-innocent!

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I was getting married in three months time. I had a tux fitting in the afternoon. I got a phone call from my betrothed.

"Hello"

"Hey it's me."

"Hi me! Wow, I'm talking to myself. I guess as long as I don't answer I'm ok, right me?"

"Daniel your attempt at levity is duly noted. I need your attention. Have you been smoking again?"

"Margo, are you implying your soon to be husband has a problem with mara-jou-ana!"

"I'm not implying it, I'm saying it. You are killing too many brain cells. Don't smoke that shit."

"I give up, I won't smoke for a while. By the way, my bride to be... You have smoked many times as well. Don't be hypocritical. It gat yo hony!"

"Could you be serious for thirty seconds? I need you to do something for me. You are off today, so I need you to go over to the hospital with Cynthia. You have to try not to be an asshole. Hold her hand. She has surgery today. Can you do this for me, or do I need to take off?"

"Why isn't Robert going?"

"I don't know. Probably because he's working."

"The man installs cable tv. How fuckin important is that compared to his fiancee? I'm not griping, but he should be going, not me."

"Honey, look at it this way: he makes you look great by comparison! Please just do it."

"Ok, ok. But I think for all this bs I should at least get a blowjob."

"Well I'm at work, so you'll have to ask her."

"Very funny. You know, there's only room for one comedian in this relationship."

"Don't worry! You're in no danger of being funny." She shoots, she scores.

"Whilst you try gamely to think of a retort, go get dressed get going. She is at their apartment over on Spring Ridge. She is waiting for you. Bye, love ya."

She dismissed me with my orders.

"Bye, love you too" I said.

I got there in my Chevy deuce.

I just loved that car. If it came to a choice between the deuce and the girlfriend... I'd have to think about it. Cynthia came right out to the car. She got in.

"Hi" I said.

"Hi and thanks"

"I gotta pee."

"Sorry, I already locked the door."

"It's ok, I'll just pee over by the woods there. Be right back."

So I'm pissing by the trees. Guys know the drill. Try not to piss on your shoes or clothes.

"Dan"

"Holy shit! You scared the scrap outa me! What do you want."

"I wanna watch you pee."

"Why?"

"I never saw a man do it before."

"You and Robert have lived together for three years now. You must have seen him piss a hundred times."

"Nope. He locks the bathroom door." How strange.

"Well can I watch?" She asked.

"Sure, not much to see."

"I want to see the piss come out of your dick."

"Ok, just watch"

So I'm pissing, she is on her knees in the dirt watching. She reaches over and grabs my dick.

"That's not just watching! You gonna get me in trouble!"

I'm all finished, she takes my cock in her mouth.

"Ok, Cynthia, this is the part where I get in real trouble with my fiancee, your best friend, and maybe Robert." My dick was hardening rapidly.

"Dan"

"Yes?"

"Just shut the fuck up and let me suck your very nice dick."

And she proceeded to give me a wonderful blowjob. I came in her mouth. It felt like a gallon.

She swallowed it all.

"Come on, we'll be late. I've got surgery.

"Thank you for a wonderful blowjob. It was very nice."

"You are very welcome. I was trying to taste your pee, but you were too fast."

"Cynthia, you are a very kinky girl."

"Next time, I want you to pee on me. Will you do that for me?"

Cynthia asked me.

"Ok, I suppose. Anything else?"

"Yeah, can you piss in my mouth? And spank my ass. At least twenty good smacks."

"Wow, anything ELSE?!"

"Yes I need you to fuck me really hard, and then ram your dick up my ass, and fuck me till I cum, then ..."

"Yes?"

"CUM in my mouth."

"Why Cynthia?"

"So I don't get pregnant. If you'd rather come in my asshole, I could live with that."

"I mean, why after all this time that you want to get involved?"

"I have wanted to fuck you for three years. Before Margo, before Robert. But I was too chicken. I did fuck you once."

"What? When? How?"

Halloween party last year. You were trying to fuck Margo, with her big tits and fat ass. She wouldn't let you, so I jumped on your dick. You were pretty wasted and you still managed to make me come like nine times. I've wanted you so much. May I suck your dick while we drive?" It wasn't a question. Cynthia was flat chested. So she compensated by fantastic, glorious blowjobs.

It was a miracle we got to the hospital at all.

"So what kind of surgery are you having?" I was expecting boob implants.

"My calves are too big. I'm having liposuction on them."

"Your calves are perfect. Place them on my shoulders. If you get lipo, you won't be able to do that. I will not kiss them anymore. I won't place them on my shoulders, so I won't drill your cunt with my dick."

"You're not doing any of that now! But I really want you to.

Would you eat me? I mean right now."

"I'll eat you five times if you stop the surgery."

"Ok"

"Ok what?"

"I'll stop the surgery, but you promise to eat my cunt five times."

"I promise" I couldn't believe I had just promised that.

She practically ran across the room in the backless hospital gown. She had a perfect heart shaped ass.. She locked the door, she looked at me and jumped into my arms.

"Fuck me," she said.

"What happened to eat me?"

"Yes, do that first."

I ate her cunt until she screamed. The black nurse opened the door with my dick going in and out of her. She came again and screamed again.

"Why is she screaming?" Asked the nurse.

"Cause she keeps cumming" I said.

"Are you alright Cynthia?"

"I'm wonderful. He has made me cum five glorious times. Once with his tongue alone.

And he still hasn't cum himself."

"Cynthia, the doctor checked your x-rays. You have big bone spurs on your Achilles tendon.

On each side. Do they hurt?"

"Yes, they have hurt for years.

I thought they couldn't do anything about it."

"They are switching the surgery. You need panties young lady. I'll get some."

She came back, cleaned up and dried Cynthia's pussy. She made her wear the panties."

Next thing, they are wheeling her to surgery.

I went to the waiting room. The black nurse came over to me.

"Please come with me"

I went with her, right behind her.

She had a fat, gorgeous ass.

We went in an empty room. Well almost empty. It had a bed. It had one of those box contraptions you stand on. The nurse, her nametag said Lauren

Stepped up on the box and said "Help me please." I grabbed her hand to steady her.

"Please pull down my zipper."

I did what she asked. "Help me get this dress off." She had a heavy duty white bra. She needed it for her huge beautiful tits. She reached behind her and popped a bunch of hooks.

The bra came off. What a rack she had. My dick was like iron.

Panties came off next. I was sucking on her magnificent nipples. The spare hand was playing with her cooter. I picked her up and layed her on the bed and proceeded to lick and suck her pussy. She was trembling as I tongue fucked her hole. I felt her shudder almost violently as she came. I was torturing her clitoris and she screamed, but I had put my hand over her mouth to muffle the scream. She came again. She said, "PLEASE FUCK ME NOW! I really need your dick inside me please. PLEASE!"

I gave her my dick, still covered in Cynthia's juices, I pushed in missionary style. After ten or fifteen minutes of serious fuckin, she screamed one last time, "OH fuckin fuck, Ohmygod That was fantastic Dan, I'm STILL coming on your dick. Yes Yes yessss. Oh fuck me, arghhhh. Oh yes."

She turned over. "Fuck my asshole, you can come in my butt PLEASE." She was lubed up and my dick was sopping wet, so I plunged into her asshole. She screamed and I stopped until she was used to me. I started to fuck her good. She came repeatedly while I fucked her very hard. I couldn't stand it, I came like the fourth of July. We cuddled for a few minutes. She said, "That was the best sex I've ever had. No not bad for a white boy. What are you doing Saturday night?

"Fucking you I think."

"I'll be here."

"I'll be here" and I grabbed her snatch. She giggled. I sucked her huge tits, but she had to work. I went and found Cynthia.

I took her to my apartment. I called Margo. No answer. We went back to Cynthia and Roberts apartment.

As we walked in I could hear Margo say, "Faster Robert. They will be here."

We went in the bedroom, He was fuckin her big ass bareback. Maybe she's trying to have his kid. And me raise it? No. We finally said something.

She said, "Dan, it's not what it looks like!"

"I said looks like you two are getting married. Not you and me. I guess I know why he could not make it now. Or why you couldn't either."

"I'm staying with Dan tonight. Maybe FOREVER you fucks." Cynthia said.

"May I have the ring back please. That belonged to my grandma." I said. Margo handed back the ring.

"One thing puzzles me. You were obviously trying to get pregnant with him. Why? Were you going to have me think it was mine? After all those condoms you made me wear?

WHAT THE FUCK?"

"Yes I was going to marry you. There was something about cheating, the dirtiness, the excitement that made it great. And you would have been an exceptional father."

"Well Cynthia has asked me to marry her. I said yes. So Rob, this is goodbye. Maybe you two should get married. Especially if he got you knocked up!"

Later on when Cynthia and I talked, "When did I ask you to marry me?"

"When we walked in the room and saw them fuckin. I saw the look from you, and you saw my answer. Right?"

"Well yeah."

"Hey I have to pee!"

"Oh goody!" Happiness in her eyes. She is one kinky bitch.