This is LW, nothing new here. Especially in a February Sucks story. Please just enjoy the story.
I was not going to do another February Sucks spin off but sitting in a campsite by Old Father Thames sipping an Old Crafty Hen and watching the world go be I heard a group of people that had just arrived at the campsite and were putting up tents and I heard two of them were having a small altercation with other members of the group looking on. The altercation was quickly resolved, but the winner was all smug and started bragging about winning. Other members of the group told him that was uncalled for, and he stopped, it seemed to me he could not enjoy his victory.
That was when this one came to me.
I have been accused in my stories that the cheating wife gets away with no punishment, that may be true.
This story starts on Lindas return home. Similar characters to my 'I'll see you in the morning'.
I watched the taxi drop her off, she was still wearing that dress. She came bouncing in through the front door "Sweetheart, I'm home, I..."
I'd had all night to plan.
I held my hand up, the look on my face must have told her to be quiet.
"DO NOT speak until I tell you you can, got that?"
She nodded.
"Say it for the recorder."
That was when she saw my phone, a pen, a sheet of paper with writing on it and my wedding ring on top of it on the dining table. Apart from those four items the table was bare. The normal flowers, candle sticks, and place mats were gone.
"Yes, I understand."
"I do not want to hear one word from you about what happened last night. No excuses. No apologies. If I hear one word from you about what happened from the time you left me until you walked back through that door ten seconds ago." I showed her the signed but as yet undated divorce paperwork. "I date this and walk out."
"I'm sorry, I didn..." that was as far as she got. I put the paper on the table, took the pen and dated it, showed her and walked towards the front door. That was when she saw my rucksack there.
She ran and grabbed my arm. She hung on so much she was hurting me. I ignored the pain.
"No, no, please give me one more chance, please."
I shrugged her off. She stood there, tears pouring down her face.
"That was your one and only warning. Now listen to me. If I hear anything about what you did last night. If I hear one apology. One excuse. If I hear his name mentioned to anyone. If you talk to anyone about this or what you did. I will be gone. I will divorce you. And I will put up with being a part time Dad and having my life ruined. I will not be humiliated any more. Have you got that?"
"Yes." She said quietly, looking down.
"I'm staying for the sake of the children. When they finish school or move out, I will be gone. Until then we will try to have a normal married life so that the children are not upset more than they need to be. You got that?"
She looked relieved. "Yes." She whispered.
"I have moved Sean into Carrie's room; you sleep in his room until you have a clean STD check."
She put her hand up like at school. I nodded.
"We used protection." She would not dare to lie to me, but that was strange.
"Every time?"
"No, this morning we did but I douched last night. We..."
I picked up the divorce paper, she stopped talking and looked down.
"As I said, STD test and the morning after pill as well."
"I'm on the pill."
"It's not one hundred percent. Are you sure you want me to stay with all this talking?"
"Please, please I will do it, I'll do anything. Don't go. I'm..." She stopped herself in time. She was looking at me.
"I wish to God it had never happened." I said. "But it has, and we are all going to live with the fallout of what you did last night. I will make this as painless for the children as I can."
I thing she realised the depth of the consequences of what she did last night.
I looked at her. "I'm going to see my parents and tell them what you have done. Whilst I am out, get rid of that dress and underwear, everything you are wearing including the shoes. I will be back at ten to one, because our soon to be ex friends are coming round at one. I have something to tell them."
I went to my parents and told them what happened and my plan so far. They were aghast that Linda could do something like that, but they agreed with my plan, such as it was. I admitted to them that I was practising on them for the conversation I would have with Linda's parents.
I got home to find Linda sitting on the settee dressed in jeans and a baggy sweater with a black bin liner in front of her. Without a word she came to me, opened the bag and showed me. The dress and underwear were in tatters and the shoes had the heels torn off. Throwing away her favourite shoes would hurt, I didn't care. She walked out and I heard the waste bin lid close.
I went to our PC, logged on to our mobile phone provider and checked the call log. There were some incoming missed calls. No outgoing calls.
David, Dee and the others all turned up together. Linda let them in, David was carrying a box of my favourite beer and Dee a bottle of red wine. The others looked embarrassed. They all came into the lounge, Dee put the wine down on the coffee table, David smiling put the beer down and sat down. This was not a celebration.
"Don't sit down, you're not staying."
David stood up. "What's up mate, you're a celebrity, your wife fu..."
That was when my fist caught the left side of his face, he fell backwards onto the coffee table, it collapsed underneath him. Dee rushed to him. "What the fuck!"
"Shut up!" I growled, that got everyone's attention back to me.
"I do not know how much you all knew about last night before it happened? I do know that Dee and David helped Linda break her wedding vows, humiliate and insult me.
"This is what is going to happen. You are all leaving taking your shit with you and you never talk to either her or me ever again, if you do, I WILL divorce her. If I hear any of you talk about what happened, I will divorce your friend and she will end up on her own, bringing up two children alone."
It was an ineffectual threat. Dave and Dee wouldn't care. The others might.
I went to the front door and opened it, inviting them to leave. They did, David picked up his beer. As they left, I noticed the bottle of red wine that Dee brought.
I opened the front door. "Dee. You forgot this." I hurtled the bottle at David's car. It bounced off the bonnet and burst on the windscreen.
Red wine and glass went everywhere.
Linda just stood there.
"I am off to see your parents and pick up the children from your sisters. It might be a good idea to clean that glass up before I get back"
I just walked out without looking back.
When I got there, Linda's parents welcomed me, but asked where Linda was.
I told them the whole story.
Linda's mother was amazed.
"No, she wouldn't do that, she loves you. This is a joke, and a bad one at that."