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Standing in the dusty dirt lot in front of an old stonework diner which had evidently become a biker bar, given the number of choppers and hogs presently lined up out front, Oscar Weber sighed. His wife of six years, Violet O'Connell-Weber, knew how he felt.
The Webers had been driving over a mountain pass on their way to his younger sister's wedding when their car got a flat tire. There was an undersized spare concealed in a compartment beneath the floor of the trunk however there were a few problems with them changing their own tire. First was that neither of them had ever changed a tire, and while they normally might have enjoyed the challenge, Oscar's left arm was locked in a full cast following a foolish accident tripping over their youngest son's toys at the top of the stairs in their suburban home two weeks earlier and Violet was dolled up to be the Maid of Honor at his sister's--her own best friend's--wedding. Crouching in the dirt and playing with wrenches was not going to happen on this day. Just the walk up the road to find a place where they might use a phone had left her shoes and the bottom hem of her peach colored gown looking dingy, she wasn't about to add axle grease and road tar to the mix.
Violet had left her own cellular phone at home, having no pockets on her bridesmaid gown and not wishing to lug a purse during the wedding and reception. Speaking of reception, Oscar's phone was getting no signal bars up in these hills on this back road.
They had trudged over a mile from where they had left the car, with Violet's formal heels providing no comfort, and this grungy biker dive bar was the first place they had found. It was a relief to have found a place at all, but it looked rundown and seedy, which was a concern. There were wires running from the poles along the road overhead to the building, so they knew the diner had phone service, so this was their best bet to call for help. However there was one other problem--they had no change if it was a pay phone.
The change in light level from the clear skies of mid-day to the gloomy, smoky interior of the bar took some time for their eyes to adjust. When they could see enough to move about safely, they found six patrons and two staff. The staff--one middle-aged man with five o'clock shadow at only eleven in the morning and wearing a ball cap preparing something on the flat top in the open kitchen area behind the bar and an older woman probably in her late fifties or early sixties in a classic sort of button-down diner waitress frock and a pointy cap set atop her curled, graying hair--were the most presentable looking people in the joint.
Other than the staff, two big burly guys and a woman sat at the bar swigging beers. Both men had scraggly, thinning dark hair, wide bottoms and bulging bellies and they were kitted up in blue jeans--one very faded, the other less so--and jean vests, one of which had patches sewn onto the back of the logos of various beer and motorcycle brands. The woman with them was thinner, younger and had very long, very dark hair hanging loose past the seat of her bar stool. She appeared to be wearing leather pants and a black leather jacket covered in rivet holes and studs in all the areas where the material was stitched together. The Webers could also see, as she raised her mug, that she seemed to be wearing about half a dozen rings in various sizes and shapes. All three of them wore heavy leather boots.
In a side area separated by a low wall around three feet high, two other bikers were shooting pool while a third looked on from a spot leaning his butt against the half wall. The two shooting pool were also middle-aged, with wild gray beards. One wore a deep red bandanna wrapped around his forehead. He was both taller and fatter than the other, who was in fact quite slender and was smoking a cigarette while lining up his next shot. The observer was quite muscular but had the definite beginnings of a beer belly going. He seemed to be the youngest person in the place save for the Webers and had medium brown hair and a thick brown mustache but no beard.
Oscar, for his part, stood five foot eleven and kept physically fit. He sported rusty red hair and blue eyes, and the aforementioned arm in a cast. His wife, Violet, was a tiny five foot two, skinny dirty blonde with gray eyes and a knockout figure sporting C cup breasts. The only thing pierced on her were her earlobes, a fact proven by her lack of a bra beneath her rather tight bridesmaid gown. She had tried every single bra which she owned but every one of them showed through the dress in one way or another. Either the band or the shoulder straps, or the underwire or seams of the cups, showed through, therefore she had been required--against her own better judgment at maintaining her figure for as long as possible--to go braless on this occasion.
Oscar caught the waitress' attention and asked if they could use a phone. Her voice was raspy like that of a lifelong smoker as she replied with little trace of enthusiasm or concern, "Sure honey, around the corner, to the left, at the back near the restroom."
"Anybody got a quarter?" Oscar called to everyone in general. A few patrons turned and looked at the couple but none spoke to them. "We need to make a call but," he laughed, "we aren't carrying any change." Still no one spoke to them. As they shuffled past the pool game observer, Oscar faced the man and said, "Say friend, could you lend us some change to make a very important call?"
The man raised his almost empty mug to his mouth and swallowed the last of his beer, then lowered the empty glass and gave a satisfied, "Ahh!" After a few seconds he said, "Guessing you folks ain't from around here."
Violet spoke up. "No. No we're not. We're on our way to a wedding and..."
"Oh, you're gettin' married?" replied the pool player with the red bandanna, standing upright and pushing a hand into one of his jeans pockets.
Oscar said, "No, we're already married," and put his good arm around his wife's shoulders. "We're headed to my sister's wedding."
Red bandanna man gruffly said, "Oh," then leaned over his table to line his next shot.
Violet said with a chipper tone, "We got a flat tire, see, and we won't make it to the wedding on time if we can't get it fixed. We need to call ahead to let them know."
Oscar added, "And to call for a tow to the next town to replace the tire."
"So now you need change for two calls?" said the pool game observer.
"Well, yes, I suppose we do. Could we borrow some from you?"