"Haul your ass out of bed, Simon."
"Oh fuck, Zoe. C'mon, it's Saturday."
"Yeah, well. Steph needs some help to install a new washer dryer."
"Your sister has a husband."
"Steve is out all day. Get up lazy bones and I'll make it worth your while."
I bounced onto my feet, never one to forego an impromptu opportunity to be taken by my gorgeous wife. She smiled, quickly making our bed so I couldn't crawl back in.
Then she pushed me back gently.
"After you shower, babe, because I'm not sucking on your filthy early morning cheese factory. I'll see you downstairs."
I showered, invigorated by a looming blowjob, feeling less enthused by having to help my bombastic sister-in-law.
Zoe prepared boiled eggs and toast, laying the plate in front of me with a steaming mug of coffee. She smiled seductively and looked businesslike while tying her long black locks into a ravishing ponytail. With her hair securely out of the way, my wife knelt in front of me and slid my cock out after flipping my boxer short buttons loose.
Zoe was an expert cock sucker. Before we married, she explained that fellatio was the most sex that I or any other boyfriend got. I knew it to be true because I took her maiden hymen on our wedding night.
She peeled my foreskin back, maintaining a tractor beam stare with her sultry mahogany dark eyes before sucking my shaft all the way to the pubic bush. Zoe cricked her neck as my cock slid into her windpipe, then squeezed it tightly with her throat.
Zoe sucked my cock gently, bobbing her head up and down, sliding her tongue along the underside of my rigid, veiny shaft. Her seductive pony tail, swayed and jerked delightfully, teasing my thighs.
When my prostate and balls oozed pre-cum through the shaft, layering on my glistening glans, Zoe licked, cleaned and swallowed. She loved the taste of sperm and got off on my cum face by staring at me while gulping. I wasn't far off a massive, ballsack emptying orgasm.
She rubbed two fingers vigorously on my perineum. I bucked around on the chair and Zoe moved her head with my cock to make sure my blow job was uninterrupted. I tapped the crown of her head twice, our signal that I would cum within half a minute. She hated spilling my seed and preferred fair warning to ensure she swallowed all of it.
When my prostate twitched, then exploded, my wife slathered and sucked, swallowing my seed quickly in gulps, spilling nothing.
Zoe cleaned my cock completely while it shrunk, and I played lovingly with her ponytail.
"I know you're pretending to dominate me. It's never going to happen, Simon."
With my ball sacks empty, I could just about tolerate my intolerant sister-in-law. I dressed, stepped outside into the sun, mounted my Harley Davidson Softtail, donned my black helmet and rode away with Zoe waving in my mirrors.
When I stopped outside Steph's, she was viciously chastising the washer drier delivery man. The poor chap, thinking I was the bitch's long-suffering husband, grimaced at me sympathetically before ducking into his van and taking off at high speed.
Steph turned to me, lightening her mood slightly and smiling. For a moment, she almost looked human and quite pretty, too.
"Thanks for agreeing to help me."
I smiled back. There had never been familial affection between us, but Zoe loves her sister and I love my wife.
I eased off my bike, followed Steph inside, hanging my jacket on a coat rail as I breezed through the hall. She turned mid hallway and pressed a hand to my chest, halting me.
"Could you take the boots off, please?"
Please? Fucking hell, she's been smoking something.
I entered her kitchen, where the new washer drier was almost plumbed in by the delivery guy. A tool box Steph's husband, Steve, left out gave me the wrench I needed to check that all plumbing fixings were tight. I attached a cold water hose, fed the waste pipe into an outlet tube, and slid the machine into its alcove.
I shouted, heading for the door, thankful for my good fortune.
"It's done."
"Could you come in here please, Simon?"
Fuck... please? Again?
I stepped into Steph's living room, stunned by its revelation.
"You're fucking naked."
"Yup."
"Why?"
"Zoe asked me to discipline you. I'm going to thrash the living daylights out of you brother-in-law."
"Fuck off!"
"Ask her for yourself."
Steph pointed at a fifty inch flatscreen TV with Zoe's lifesize face, grinning at me from a web video call. My hands ran cold when blood surged to my legs while my brain screamed to run away. My heart tried to tear a hole in my rib cage to escape.
They had set me up.
I studied my wife carefully.
"Why are you naked, Zoe?"
"I've got a fuck buddy coming around, husband."
While I stood rooted to the spot, terrified, in a room with a hateful sister-in-law, hell bent on my demise, my wife went to answer our doorbell.
"Fucking, Steve?"
"Hi buddy."
Steph's husband waved at me from my living room, with one arm draped over my wife's naked shoulder while the other worked his trousers to drop them. My head snapped from the TV screen to my naked sister-in-law, then back to Zoe and Steve as the irony slammed into me like a diesel locomotive.
"Why is everyone smiling?"
My wife stepped front and centre into the camera until her face was double size, offering her most reassuring expression.
"You wanted a hotwife, right?"
"Yeah, b-but."
"Steph wants to be a cuckqueen and you want a thrashing. This is the safest way for us all to get what we want."
I sat on Steph's leather sofa. She sat beside me with a look of genuine affection, rubbing my thigh.
"I'm not that vile, Simon. I like to switch between dominance and submission, and it often overwhelms me. If I've offended you, I'm sorry."
She rifled her fingers through my hair, and for the first time, I noticed her scent. Steph smelled of clean, raw woman, and I was sure her pussy was the source of an aroma waking up my cock. I looked over her shoulder at the TV, to where Steve was already French kissing my wife as if she were dinner.
Steve dipped one hand into Zoe's crotch while she slumped against him, stroking his enormous cock.
What the hell, I might as well.
Steph swivelled my chin gently in one palm until her eyes locked with mine.
"His cock is bigger than yours, so just imagine how much fun you'll have in my sisters slack pussy after Steve fucks her, babe."
"Umm, yes, that's true. I... err... umm."