At a friend's housewarming party, my wife Karen and I were the last to arrive since we had got a tiny bit lost on the drive over. I was never good with directions, going to a new house was always an argument between Karen and me. She was mad at me because we were over an hour late, so I made up for it by stopping at the store for an extra bottle of her favorite vodka. In the passenger seat, Karen made a quick mix of that vodka with the remaining half bottle of Sprite, and we were suddenly no longer arguing. She wasn't drunk by any means, but the act of starting her drink always put her in a good mood. That didn't mean I was off the hook for my horrible sense of direction though, she was still seriously pissed off at me, but it was obvious she was happier with the rest of the world.
The rows of cars in the driveway showed we had reached the right place. Once we parked, she opened her door before I had even turned off the engine. By the time I reached in the back seat for our drinking supplies and the housewarming gift, Karen was halfway across the lawn, vodka in one hand, soda bottle in the other.
Finally getting to the kitchen to deposit our drink supplies, our friends Mary and Jackson (the new house owners) found me. I handed over our present to Jackson, and he beamed at the set of BBQ tools, yelling "Thanks Dude!" over his shoulder as he took them outside to start using right away. Mary smiled drunkenly at me and surprised me with a big hug. This was a first, she is usually kind of stand-offish, but I was sure not going to complain!
Mary rested her head on my shoulder for a moment, sighing deeply. Pulling my head towards her, she said "Thank you both so much for coming tonight, Mark. It's nice to have a friendly face here. Jackson has been pissed at me all day, so now I have someone nice to hang out with."
Laughing softly, I replied, "Well, it looks like you and I are going to spend a lot of time together tonight then, Karen is really pissed off at me."
Finally pulling back, she held my arm and looked at me oddly. "Why is that?"
"Old news, really. I took a wrong turn on the way over here tonight, and that always gets her going. She will be pissed for a few hours."
Mary just shook her head. "That's so hard to believe. She is always saying what a good guy you are, and she gets mad over little stuff like that? Jackson was the same way today too. He's just pissed off at little stuff, and he's been a jerk to me all night."
It was getting too loud to talk, so we went outside to the back yard to have a cigarette. Surprising both of us, Jackson and Mary were out finishing a smoke of their own. They were standing awfully close and were clearly having fun talking with each other. As they noticed movement and turned to see us, their faces darkened, and they glared at us. Suddenly done smoking, they put out their smokes and stalked inside.
Mary and I looked at each other in wonder and shook our heads. No freaking clue what their issues were. Usually when Karen is mad at me, she ignores me for a long time, and Mary said the same about Jackson. We figured that when they had enough to drink, they would forget about being mad and everything would be good again.
A few hours later I could tell the girls were really feeling their drinks. Surprising me though, Karen was still giving me the cold shoulder. Both her and Mary had gone from her usually fairly quiet selves to the life of the party. They stayed in the living room, dancing with just about everyone there, and they seemed to get along with each other well. Several times they were the only ones out there so they danced with each other, a few times even doing some dirty dancing moves and feeling each other up. Even though it was just playing, I couldn't tear my eyes away from them grabbing each other's asses and breasts. The combination of dancing and hands let all the observers get a few quick shots of their asses. A few flashes of their skirts showed that they had matching black low-rise panties. Made me think dirty things about finding out if the tops matched.
After years of lustful watching, this was the first time I had ever seen Mary's ass, and it's a sight that will never leave my mind. At first I was upset that Karen was so free about showing off her beautiful ass to everyone, but I ignored that for now as long as she wasn't the only one showing off and that people still appreciated it. A slow song came on so they left the dancing to couples, and their bodies glistened as they left the dance area. Most times, this would call for water, but they both hit their drinks.
A half hour later, I walked by the den to hear a cheer coming from the few guys in there and came around the corner to see Karen and Mary with their shirts halfway down their stomach, pushing them down, then adjusting their bras. Karen smirked at me. "What, you couldn't find your way in here and showed up late? Typical. Too bad dumbass, you just missed the show."
"What the hell???" I said, looking really confused.
The drunk girls were flashing their asses on the dance floor, and now they were flashing their boobs too? This wasn't like Mary at all, but I knew that Karen liked to show off her assets. Pissed off again, I went out back to have a smoke and cool off. Standing by the kitchen window, I heard the girls talking inside so I moved closer to eavesdrop.
Karen giggled "I can't believe you were flashing my ass to everyone out there!"
Mary replied, also giggling drunkenly "Well you did it to me first, so it was only fair. But Jackson is more pissed off at me now because we flashed those guys in the den. I have never done that now he's even more mad at me. And he's mad that he didn't see your boobs too – I have caught him staring at them a lot."
They left the kitchen as Mary said that, and I wandered away from the window just in time to see her come out, walking slowly and weaving somewhat.
Mary smiled at me then came over and asked to bum a smoke from me. I got one out and almost handed it to her. "Hold on a sec" I said, pulling the cigarette back, "you can have this if you show me what I missed out on in there. Let me see your boobs and you can have this."
Her eyes went wide at that, but then she looked around to see that there was no one else around. She laughed and said "Dream on, Jackson would never let me do that."
"How about a peek in trade for a light?" I asked.
Not waiting for an answer, I reached down and pulled up her shirt. She didn't seem to catch on until I had her shirt up to her bra and she reached for my hands. We both stood there in shock for a moment before she pushed me away.
A little scared, I looked back at her face and was relieved she was still smiling. "Maybe later, depends on if Karen does it again and how Jackson is."
All I could do was nod my head as I reached up to give her a light. She held my hands longer than needed, looking back in my eyes as she took a drag. "We should really be careful, we shouldn't be doing anything that we will regret in the morning."
