I debated on the title but finally decided to just leave it as it first came to me.
This is fiction.
The towns named are real but that is all that is real.
The events and people are all figments of my imagination.
There is very little sex and no one under the age of eighteen is involved.
Sorry if you are looking for a stroke story.
I am not talented enough to try that genre.
It became long by just how it evolved from a single premise.
Sorry about that.
I have broken it into two parts that will be posted on consecutive days.
Kelly Free was raised to believe that good and bad things happened in three's. When something bad happened, then another would soon follow and then the third one. If a fourth thing happened in a short period of time then two more would soon happen.
For good things it was seldom in threes but old wives tales are just that, old wives tales. Kelly did believe in the Theory of Threes for bad things.
The first bad thing happened late in the afternoon. He worked for a property management group in a fairly large community in Missouri. He had worked there since before meeting his bride of six years, the former Megan Flowers. He was very successful at finding commercial property for various uses and made good commissions. His boss, Jerry Myers, though, was always disapproving of Kelly's outlook on his personal lifestyle. While the other members of the sales/consulting team lived large with their commissions, Kelly saved most of his commissions and lived off his salary. The other team members drove Mercedes and Lexus automobiles and SUVs. Kelly drove a ten year old Β½ ton pickup.
All of the other team members lived in gated communities in million dollar houses but Kelly and Megan lived in a nice two story home with three bedrooms in a nice area in town.
Most of the other team members belonged to area country clubs but Kelly belonged to the local YMCA and did his workouts there.
Every performance review that Jerry did on Kelly ended with the admonition that Kelly needed to "get with the program" and live more like his contemporaries.
Kelly would lean back and just smile at Jerry. He would nod and say he would do better and then go back to his lifestyle. He had plans for retirement and wanted the maximum amount of money for it.
On this fateful Friday afternoon Jerry was on a tear. He called each of his sales team into his office one at a time. It wasn't long before the office grapevine was buzzing. With the recent economic downturn businesses weren't looking to expand and were actually laying off workers. This gave Property Management Services sales team less work.
When it was Kelly's turn in the office Jerry was short and to the point. "I have to make a hard decision here. We have to trim costs and right now. I have to lay off some of the office staff and some of the sales team. Right now the most money coming in will be from the rental properties that we manage and you, and the rest of the sales team, have nothing to do with that end of the business. Tell me why I should keep you over the rest of the team."
Kelly pointed out his success at finding properties for specialized purposes and the amount of business he had been still bringing in during these early days of the downturn. Jerry acknowledged his contribution but pointed out that Kelly's savings could keep him going longer in this high unemployment time than his co-workers who had less savings.
Kelly sat there in complete amazement. "Since I save money by not blowing it on the newest and biggest gadgets, houses and cars, I should be let go over some of these others who will lose their toys regardless of whether they stay employed since their commissions are going to be less? Are you for real?"
Jerry started to get very red in the face. He was at least a hundred pounds overweight and rumor had it that he refused to take medicine for high blood pressure. He looked like he could have a stroke at any minute. "Damn it, I told you and told you to live up to the wages you make. You are an embarrassment when we go to close on a sale. These movers and shakers in the large corporations that we deal with aren't impressed by you when they come to town to close the deal. You look and dress like some small town hick instead of someone of their level of sophistication. It's a wonder we don't lose sales because of you instead of closing on the properties that you find."