It just goes to show. You think you know someone and then, bang! All your ideas go out of the window. What am I talking about? You may well ask. My wife and I have been married for 30 years. The kids are grown up and gone. We are in steady careers and earning well. No worries and no ties. So, you may think, we would have time to relax and have fun. No such luck.
Our sex life has never been that great. Not bad but not exactly what you would call blistering. I always put it down to her. While I enjoy the odd porno film and often think about experimenting in different activities she has never shown any inclination to anything out of the ordinary. I must say that while I often thought, I seldom acted. A couple of weeks back we had our usual romp. Sunday morning, as always. I went down on her, she on me, then on to a few minutes of missionary groaning until we both, I thought, came simultaneously. A brief kiss and cuddle later I was off to the bathroom for a shower.
Imagine my surprise when on re-entering the bedroom she was lay on the bed, dressed in an erotic outfit that I could have never imagined her wearing, masturbating with a complicated looking dildo! "Wh, wha, what's going on" I managed to stammer.
"Shut up!" she commanded. "Sit down, keep quiet and watch. You may learn something."