[Author's Note: All characters in this story are 18 years or older.]
I Married a Nympho
It all started several months ago. Paula, my wife, had gotten home from work before me, as usual, and had begun preparing a salad to go with the steaks we were having for dinner. When I walked into the kitchen from the garage, she was leaning on the island, propped on one elbow, and was pushing a cucumber up her pussy with her other hand.
She looked up at me with her eyes half-closed from the pleasure she was giving herself, and said, "Hi, baby! I kinda got distracted while I was washing the cucumber. How about you come over here and let me suck your cock while I fuck my pussy?"
When you're married to a certified nymphomaniac, not too much surprises you, sexually, and I had my dick pulled out through my fly as I approached her. She squatted down, still holding the fat veggie stuffed up her cunt, and took all of my flaccid-for-the-moment cock in her mouth.
Thirty seconds later, she had sucked me to full hardness, and then, letting my pecker slip from between her lips, she looked up, and said, "Fuck my mouth, baby! Hold my head and shove your hard cock right down my throat!"
I grabbed two fistfuls of her hair, and stepped forward, pushing my boner down her esophagus and mashing her nose into my fly. I rocked my hips side to side, making sure my dick was buried as deep down her throat as it would go, and enjoying the tight grip that it had on me.
When I finally pulled my cock all the way out of her mouth, her spit was running down her chin, and she looked up, and said, "Oh, fuck, baby! I am so horny right now! Fuck my face! Pound your cock into my mouth and make me fucking cum!"
As I began rocking my hips, fucking the mouth—and throat—that I knew and loved, Paula slowly pushed the entire cucumber up her cunt, and held it there.
As she ground her fingers against her clit, she let out a little whine and then held her head forward, with the entire length of my cock embedded down her throat. Her whole body then tensed up and I could actually hear the pussy-juice escaping her cunt around the fat green vegetable that filled it.
When her orgasm finally tapered off, she used her cunt muscles to push the organic dildo from her pussy, and she pulled her mouth off my cock. She wrapped her arms around my ass, and hugged her head to my belly as she caught her breath.
Finally, she looked up at me with a big smile, and said, "Thanks, baby! I really needed that!"
Taking her head gently between my hands, I helped her to her feet, and kissed passionately. When we broke, I said, "Glad I could be of assistance."
Lightly stroking my dick as it hung out through my fly, she asked, "You want me to take care of this?"
"How about after dinner?" I said. "I am really starving."
She cut up some tomatoes, and then I watched her slice the cucumber without even washing her pussy-juice from it. It would give the salad an interesting flavor—one that we had enjoyed more than once.
I took the steaks outside to throw them on the grill, and a few minutes later, she came out and wrapping her arms around me from behind, she hugged me tight, and said, "I love you so much, baby!"
I twisted my head around to get a kiss, and as I poked at the steaks to get them to sizzle, I said, "So, what had your pussy so on fire that you needed to fuck the salad?"
"A new customer at work," she answered.
"Did he come on to you?" I asked as I flipped a steak.
"No," she said. "He was just there. Tall, nice looking, quick smile. He just triggered something, and my pussy was wet through the whole meeting. I took my panties off afterward, and I had a finger diddling my pussy-lips most of the way home. I tried to wait for you, but when I started stroking that cucumber to wash it ... well, that's about when you walked in."
***
I should probably step back here, and explain what it's like to be married to a certified nymphomaniac.
I use the word "certified" because Paula actually was diagnosed with hypersexuality disorder by a psychiatrist when she was eighteen.
Two weeks before graduation from high school, she had gotten caught in the boys' locker room naked, and giving half a dozen of the guys from the football, basketball, and swim teams blowjobs. (She always was a great fan of sports.)
To keep her from getting expelled and to allow her to graduate, her folks took her to a shrink who concluded that she suffered from hypersexuality disorder. (The diagnosis was partially based on the fact that she offered to demonstrate on him what she was doing to the boys in the shower.)
Because her actions were the result of "an addictive mental condition over which she has no control" the school board had to back down.
Fast forward six or seven years, during which time Paula had honed her
condition
to a fine art. She even managed to graduate college with straight A's by providing sexual favors to a number of professors ... male and female.
I met her in a jazz bar, and I thought I was at the top of my game that night, hitting on this stunning chick, and getting her to come back to my place with me. Turns out the only way I could have missed getting laid that night would have been if I was wearing a t-shirt that read, "Hello! I'm impotent!"
We dated frequently for the next year, but our relationship kind of progressed backwards from normal. Typically a guy has to wine and dine a woman for a while before she finally puts outs out for him, but Paula and I fucked our brains out on the
first
date (and second, and third), but then began to enjoy a nice dinner and conversation before ending up in the sack.
I knew she was dating other guys during that year—and by
dating
, I mean fucking—because she would tell me about them, usually over dinner, as a sort of perverse foreplay. It was rare that I didn't have a big wet spot in my pants by the time we left the restaurant. It's why I always wore dark slacks.
Now, a little about me. The term "satyriasis" is the term applied to men with hypersexuality, which, of course, is much more acceptable sounding than "pervert." Personally, I prefer "sex-addict" if a label need be worn, however.
Ever since I learned how to masturbate, that orgasm-driven endorphin-rush has ruled my life. My unbridled sex-drive has gotten me laid countless times, but it's also gotten my face slapped more than once. It also caused most of the women I dated to eventually break up with me because I had to answer
yes
to their question, "Is sex
all
you ever think about?"
That's why Paula and I fit so well together. The initial attraction was mutually-insatiable sex, but over time, we truly did fall in love with each other.
A week before our wedding, she told me that for her bachelorette party she and her girlfriends were going out for a last night of wild fucking and sucking, after which she promised to be completely monogamous. And except for giving my best man a blowjob shortly before the wedding ceremony, she has been faithful for just over four years now.
***
Later that night, after our steaks and salad, I had my cock shoved deep in her ass while she rammed a fat rubber dick up her cunt, and she sucked on another of her boner-shaped dildos.
She came at least four times before I was nearing my orgasm, and when she heard my familiar grunts and groans, she quickly told me, "Jerk off in my face, baby! Blow your hot cum all over me and then share it with me!"
I pulled out of her tight little asshole, and stood up on the bed. She scrambled to her knees—the rubber dick still shoved up her cunt—and put her face in front of my cock as I pounded away on it.
The first shot of my thick jism went into her open mouth, but then I painted her pretty face with string after string of hot cum.