I Laugh And Laugh And Laugh 1

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I laugh and laugh and laugh.

By Loony123tunes

My name is Clive, Clive Waterhouse and I work at one of the local hospitals. Two months ago, a new resident was on my team and she would be with me for a while. I was with her for a good deal of time during the day! I was giving as much advice as I could to her.

I am 6 feet and some people would say handsome. The staff I worked with kept on saying. I could do all my ops with one arm tied behind my back. It was my end goal to become a member of the board.

My wife, Jane, is the head buyer in a clothing shop. She must attend clothing shows five or six times a year. These shows take her away from home.

Jane is 5ft-10 inches tall, with long brown hair, blue eyes and an hour-shaped body.

When we stood close together. Jane would wear four-inch-high heels; we look just like a pair of movie stars if you know what I mean. Other men would stare at my wife all with one thing on their mind. Yes, just to get her into bed.

Most men are so envious of me to have such a striking wife standing next to me. My sex life is good with my wife. We had now been married for four years. We had chosen not to have any children. Just to focus on our careers.

Because I worked at the local hospital. My operations could vary from week to week. Short then long ones ended up me being tired. Jane meets up with a chap named David. He holds the same position as my wife in a company just down the road. He worked about 500 yards down the road from where Jane worked. Jane would work at home once a week, she was able to get more gone because of the peace. Jane and David had lunch at a restaurant near work.

When I went to social meetings with my wife. Jane and David were always talking about styles of clothes. I was bored to tears but I had to show interest for her sake. So, I just went along with them. Not a soul had any idea of what I did for a living.

Two months ago, Jane and David shared a car when they were going to a three-day clothing show. Both stayed in the same hotel; they had done that a few times before. I was not concerned (I should have been, I did not see the signs).

I was working long hours. During the first week of the second month, our sex life dropped off. I had done that a few times before so I was not worried. The second week, and the third week it dropped off even more. I put it all down to myself working long hours. The fourth week our sex life was now ZERO. In the fourth week, my ops had gone back to normal. I was back to my former self.

I sat there deep in thought on Friday nights after dinner. Wondering why our sex life had dropped off so much. I turned to Jane.

"Jane, why has our love life stopped?"

"I just don't feel like it these days, don't worry it will come back."

She smiled at me and kissed me on the cheek.

"Do you fancy an early night?"

"I don't feel like it, just give me time please."

Monday, I went to work to carry out one or two minor ops. When I arrived at work it was full of police. There had been a shooting downtown. I was told my ops were all cancelled.

"How can I help?" I said.

I found out all the theatres were in use and staffed. I had to reschedule my ops. I read the details for my next set of ops. All done, it was approaching noon since I was up to date. I decided I was going home for the rest of the day. I reached out for the phone to ring Jane. She was working at home. I was going to say. Let's go out for lunch and do some shopping. As I was reaching for the phone, blind luck stopped me. I had no idea at the time why.

I spoke to my secretary and told her.

"I was going home for the rest of the day."

When I got home there was a car in my driveway. It was David's car. They had umpteen meetings at my home in the past. So, this one would be no different. I walked into the house on the thick carpet. It was so thick a herd of elephants could come through you would not hear a thing. I headed for Jane's home office. I was expecting them to be there. No sign of him and her. I checked the rest of the downstairs of the house with no sign of both. Walking past the bottom of the stairs.

I heard my wife's voice! I heard just seven words.

"Come on fuck me hard and fast!"

I went up the stairs and our bedroom door was open. I looked at Jane, she was lying flat on her back naked with her eyes closed. David was on top of her fucking her. Her legs were wrapped around his waist. He shoots his load of spunk inside Jane and she gives out a moan.

"So, this is what you call working at home."

"So, the rules in your industry are different from the rest of us?"

Her eyes shot wide open as soon as she heard my voice. Looking at me trying to push him off her.

"I told you to stop David."

He rolled off Jane; I then hit him on the right jaw with a right hook to my surprise I knocked him out cold. I looked at the size of his cock; it was much longer than me. It was about (11 in long and 1.5 in thick). I looked at Jane and she started to cover up her tits.

"I've seen those tits for years."

"Stay where you are, better still sit on the end of the bed."

I picked up her lover and sat him in a chair. I got six of my ties from the wardrobe and tied him to the chair. First his legs then his arms and then around his chest. His cock was returning to his normal size. I left the bedroom and got one of my golf clubs. I had wrapped it with a cloth. On the other hand, I had a glass of water.

Now Jane was sitting on the end of the bed naked. I looked at her pussy spunk leaking from her onto our bed. I looked at him and flicked cold water onto his face. Then he started to come round. I had planned what I was going to do. I let him wake. Under his nose, I was waving the golf club wrapped in a face cloth.

"Ready to talk."

Jane jumped in.

"I told him to stop."

"Shut up. I will do all the talking."

"Are you ready to talk to me now David?"

"Yes."

"I will get straight to the point; answer my questions telling me the truth if you don't see this club."

"Yes."

"Well, I will hit you in the face for starters."

"Do you understand, I hope?"

"How long have you been fucking my wife?"

Waving the golf club right under his nose.

"Now tell me the truth, or this is going to contact your nose."

"Two months."

"Do you love her?

"Yes."

"So, are you willing to marry her in that case?"

Waving the golf club under his nose.

"Tell me the truth?"

"Yes."

"I will tell you something: the club was not going to hit your nose."

I smiled.

"It was going to hit your cock good and hard if you told me a lie."

I turned to Jane with the club under her nose.

"Tell me the truth or I will hit you twice with the club on your nose."

"That will spoil your looks."

"How long have you been fucking him?"

The club was under her nose.

"Tell me the truth or this is going to contact your nose."

"Two months."

"Do you love him?"

"Yes."

"So, are you willing to marry him?"

With the club under her nose.

"Now tell me the truth?"

"Yes."

"Jane, we are getting divorced and you are leaving this house today. I am leaving now to see my solicitor take whatever you want with you."

"I will be gone for about four hours and when I return, you will be gone," I said.

"What about my art pictures?" she said.

"Leave them here so you can pick them up later?". You know where I keep the suitcases, fill them with all your stuff and leave. Jane will be moving in with you now because you will be getting married soon as we are divorced," I said.

I left them in the bedroom and came back three hours later. Both were still in the house in my bed fucking away. I grabbed the golf club again and hit him in the back. What a scream.

"Have you been fucking since I left?

They both nodded to me. I tied him back up in the chair.

"I want to know why he is so much better than I am."

The golf club but this time it will hit his cock hard. I looked at Jane.

"Then it will hit you Jane in the face now tell me the truth."

Jane spoke first. She was taking a deep breath.

"You knew before we met, I had two lovers. Well, both had long cocks and I loved them fucking me. I have always loved you until he fucked me two months ago. It brought back such memories of long cocks shooting spunk into my pussy. "I love long cocks. Your girth fills me but does not give me that extra length inside me," she said.

I was upset but not jealous, angry, or hateful at that time which would come later.

"So, I want to know how many times and in what positions you two have been in for the last three hours. Who is going to tell me?"

Jane then looked at David.

"You had best tell him,'' Jane said.

"You left me tied in the chair. Well, Jane grabbed my cock and made me hard. She turned her back to me. I slipped my cock right into her wet pussy. She lowered herself down on me and screwed me in the chair. We both came quickly. Then she turned round facing me my cock slid right into her wet pussy. She fucked me facing me. Her tits were bouncing all over. I managed to lick her tits a few times and we both came again. I had never had sex in a chair before but I loved it," he said.

"What happened with you two next?"

He looked at Jane, she looked at him.

"She then held my cock and was wanking me off, she wanted me good hard again. My cock went in her mouth a couple of inches. It went in deep until it was going down the back of her throat. She had to break off and she was gagging on my length. But kept sucking and rubbing my cock. I Cum, my load in her mouth, she swallowed every last drop of my spunk," he said.

"She untied me."

"We rested a while. I pushed her onto the bed with her legs dangling over the end of the bed. I went on my knees; Jane's legs flew apart as wide as she could my head straight for her soaking wet pussy. I licked, sucked and ran my tongue up and down her pussy. She had an orgasm," he said.

I was rock hard again, she slid up the bed and I followed her. I slipped my cock into that wet pussy in one thrust. Thrusting slowly at first then much faster she had an orgasm. I shot my spunk into her wet pussy, We rested for a while," he said.

"I had to wait a while until my cock became hard again. We both rested then she was ready again and so was I. We were screwing that is when you hit me with that golf club," he said.

"Jane, get dressed," I said.

"I will go and get the suitcases for you to pack you are leaving now. David, I am now going to untie you and get dressed. You can help her pack then both of you will leave," I said.

"Clive, would you have hit both of us with the golf club," David said.

"No," I said.

Jane did not fight the divorce it came through quickly. It came as a surprise to me when I went to their wedding. They left and went to his holiday home a two-hour drive away. At the wedding, there was hate, rage, disbelief, and revenge were now in me.

Revenge on both was high. I had to work things out. What was I going to do? I had to wait.

I made a plan. I was going to visit Jane at home. She always worked at home on Mondays. I called off to talk with her saying "I miss you so much."

"I would love to take you to bed," I said.

Jane smiled she, knew I had not been with anyone else since the divorce.

"Come to the bedroom," she said.

We stripped. I fucked her forwards and then doggy style twice. She went to the bathroom for a great shower. I got dressed. My plan now had to work. I searched the bedroom looking for her 28-day pillbox. I found it with three missing pills. I emptied the box and filled it with aspirins.

I said my goodbyes to Jane.

Three weeks later I turned back up at the house and gave Jane a sob story. It worked a treat.

"Come to the bedroom," she said.

We stripped. I fucked her forwards and then doggy style twice. She went to the bathroom for a great shower. I got dressed. I found her 28-day pillbox. I emptied the box and filled it with aspirins.

I said my goodbyes to Jane.

My timing was just perfect. They were going to the holiday home for two weeks. I had to return to the house. My trick worked once again.

"Come to the bedroom," she said.

We stripped. I fucked her forwards and then doggy style twice. She went to the bathroom for a shower great. I got dressed. I emptied the box and filled it with aspirins.

I said my goodbyes to Jane.

In the last months, I had been out looking for black men all with 10 to 12-inch-cocks. I found six when we had a meeting. It was strange. I was the only white man in the pub. We sat in the corner of the pub.

"I got a proposal to put to each of you," I said.

"Let's hear it then, man," the leader said.

"I want the six of you to fuck a woman for me all day hoping you will get her pregnant!" I said.

"I will pay each of you two grand each. I want her fucked over twelve days. As one of you shoots

their load of spunk in her, he pulls out of her. Then someone else fucks her right away. That goes on for twelve days," I said.

"When she wakes up the following day, the six of you take turns fucking all day. Then give her a sleeping pill to let her sleep through the night," I said.

"Is she any good at sucking cocks?" one of them said.

"You will have to find that out for yourselves?" I said.

"I what you all fuck her in turn and no miss treatment to her in any way. No fucking her ass. When you record her, she must be blindfolded and tied up. I do not what her to know who is fucking her do you all agree," I said.

"Sure, thing man! When do we start," the leader said.

"If she has twins, you all get five hundred each."

"What if it's a triplet's man," the leader said.

"In that case then it is five hundred. I want something else for the man who is with her," I said

"What is that man," the leader said.

"At least two gay men to fuck the white man at the same time. In both cases I want it filmed so it can go on a DVD. Keep your faces out of the shooting," I said.

"In the recording with the woman. She must call out to fuck me as hard as you can or fuck me faster and faster and that goes for the man," I said.

"When both go to the bathroom, I want them cleaned up and fed daily. The man I am hoping he will become gay," I said.

"We will do our best," the leader said.

"I will provide a car for you so you can shop for food. I will pay."

I purchased a second-hand car and parked it on the road near where I live. I called Jane's house before the pills ran out. My trick worked once again.

"Come to the bedroom," she said.

We stripped. I fucked her forwards and then doggy style twice for my last time. She went to the bathroom for a great shower. I got dressed. I emptied the box and filled it with aspirins.

I said my goodbyes to Jane.

They left for a two-week holiday. I followed them in the second-hand car. I knocked at the door. David came to the door.

"Could I speak to Jane about her art pictures," I said.

"Come in would like a drink," David said.

"Yes," I said.

He poured out three drinks and handed me one. Then he went looking for Jane. I went over to their two drinks and dropped in sleeping pills. I spoke to Jane about the art pictures.

"You should not have bothered about it," Jane said.

The sleeping pills would start to work in ten minutes. I left and headed for the train station. Picked up five, and dropped them off at home. I did the second trip for the other five. All of us at home Jane and David were fast asleep. Jane was carried to one of the bedrooms. David was carried to the other bedroom.

I turned to the men.

"No harm to her and No funny business. Give her a good fucking for me. Here is money for food which one of you is running me back to the station," I said.

That Saturday I went to one of those social nights out. I turned to one of my friends.

"Who is that goddess over there?" I said.

"That's Fiona she just got divorced he was cheating on her. Do you fancy your chances with her?" he said.

"I sure do."

I danced with her for ten minutes. And for the rest of the night. And for the next eleven nights, my life came back if you know what I mean.

After Twelve days, I went back and one of them picked me up at the station. I walked into the bedroom where Jane was. Jane was lying there naked, blindfolded, and tied up. As the door opened.

Jane heard the door open and started to speak.

"Come on and fuck me I am dying for a fucking," she said.

Two came into the room with me, one slipped his cock in her mouth. Jane sucked it like mad his spunk shot down the back of her throat as he left. The other man then spread her legs and slid his cock in and fucked her in front of me.

Jane, calling out "fuck me hard and fast I need it now," she said.

He gave Jane a sleeping pill and we left the room. One of the gay men gave David a sleeping pill. Then I ran all ten of them to the train station.

"See you in three or four months at the same place, I said.

Back home and picked up all the recordings. Checked the home then I untied Jane and covered her up and then I untied David and left. When I was near home. I parked the second-hand car on a spare ground and set fire to it. It was just another wrecked car.

In the next four days, I watched all the recordings. Jane was crying out to fuck me hard on the first day. Jane had a cock in her mouth and was face fucked. Then he slipped it in her wet pussy and fucked her. Then he was replaced by a second man who fucked her. Then a third, fourth, fifth then the sixth all shooting their spunk inside her.

After about thirty minutes the six of them fucked her in turn. Later on, she was face fucked and all taking their turn in giving her another fucking. About one hour passed, they turned Jane, pulled her to the bottom of the bed, and made her kneel on the end of the bed. Each of them fucked her backward screams of delight came from her.

They gave both food and took her and him to the loo. They washed her down at the end of the day. Jane swallowed a sleeping pill that went on for twelve days. She was well fucked. Every time one walked in, she called out fuck me hard as you can.

David was fucked in his ass within two days he also crying out to fuck me. David fucks them in turn.

Also, he was made to suck all of them off and shoot their spunk down his throat. I was hoping he was becoming gay.

When David and Jane returned home, both were quiet. I called them after work one evening. David went for a walk. Jane was in the world of wanting more cock. David in the last few days and nights could not keep up with Jane's sex. While I was in the house, alone with Jane, she asked me fuck her long and hard there and then.

Jane went to the doctor's because she was feeling sick. Jane was pregnant but still wanted more long cocks. Three months later Jane had a scan. She was expecting twins and still wanted more and more long cock from David.

I returned to the pub and ten of them all sat there.

"Drink," I said.

"Whiskey man," the leader said.

I ordered two bottles of Whiskey.

Then I pulled out ten envelopes. In each was a two grand for each of them. Handing to each of them.

"Extra grand for a job well done," I said.

"If you want it done again, get in touch, man," the leader said.

"I know where to come in the future, I will let you all know," I said.

Over the next few months, my life was back on track with Fiona.

David was in the room while Jane gave birth. Out popped two black babies. He fell to the floor and fainted.

I sat and edited four discs of each of them. The first one I did was lover boy David. Talking about laughing at it I must say it brought tears of joy in my eyes. The first four I sent to David. At the opening and end of each disc came up.