I woke up from my nap about an hour later because the phone was ringing.
I was a little disoriented because I don't ever nap, this morning was unusual. My wife answered on the second ring.
I swung my feet around and stood, naked at the side of the bed. My face was coated with dried pussy juice and cum. I had the taste of both in my mouth and I knew it wasn't from my wife, or from me. My flaccid cock was covered with the same, pussy juice and cum, but these were ours. What a morning. I was thirsty.
I headed downstairs, still naked and got a glass of water. My wife was still on the phone sitting at the kitchen counter. I put my arm around her and kissed the side of her head and just stood there looking at the paper and half listening in to her side of the conversation.
"Wow, really?" Pause.
"Already?" Pause
My wife got up and walked into the family room still talking to whoever she was talking to. I looked at the paper and poured a cup of coffee.
After about 10 more minutes I hear her say goodbye and she returned to the kitchen.
"Well there is one more cum eating husband in the county, thanks to you."
I looked up at her with my traditional blank look, saying nothing. I have found that to be a good tact.
"You want the long or short version?" She said.
"It's still morning, long."
"Well, my friend was very appreciative of your oral services this morning. She said she has never cum so fast or so hard in her life. She said your talked dirty to her, what did you say?"
"Before I went down on her I told her what I was going to do, lick her husbands cum from her pussy and make her cum. I don't know why I said that, I think just an effort to make her hornier."
"She thought it was nasty, in a good nasty way. Anyway, when she left the house and got in the car, she was very excited and her skin was still flushed. Her husband asked her how it was and she said she just went off on how great it was, how hard and fast she came, that she came twice in like 15 minutes, she went on and on. Her husband got more and more quite on the drive home. When they got home and she was still blabbing away about your shaved cock and how you must have swallowed a ton of cum, blah, blah, blah... he said, you know, you just cheated on me, in a really mean tone, like he was pissed. Well that was it for her, she just snapped.
She screamed at him that she hadn't cheated, that he was the one to let her down. That he had actually, physically, driven her to go meet a man neither of them knew, so this new man could satisfy her when he, her husband couldn't or wouldn't. And then she said how this unknown man had made her cum harder than her own husband ever could, or would. She apparently really got mad at him and stormed away from him and went outside to work in the garden and calm down."
"About 20 minutes later, he came out to apologize. She told him to buzz off. He then said, if you liked it so much, I'll do it."
"She yelled at him again, saying, sure, you'll do it sure you will, you know sarcastic like. He said he would, he promised he would. She snapped again, OK, then you will, and right now! She grabbed him by the crotch and put her face close to his and hissed, I'm going to take you inside, jerk you off into a glass and make you drink it, and if you chicken out, or refuse, then this is going to be much more of a problem then it is right now!"
"And she dragged him inside by his dick, stripped him, jerked him off into a glass, put him on his knees and poured it into his mouth, and he swallowed it all!
She held his head to her stomach and petted him and said he was a good boy. She said she was sorry, but she was upset and she had to make him do it. She said he was almost crying".
"I know how he felt." I said.
"Yea, I have done that to you, I wasn't mad at you, but you said it was very emotional."
"It is, it's very emotional. It's embarrassing and it made me feel very submissive, which as you know, I liked. It's a complete surrendering of control and masculinity and all of that. It's hard to explain, but yea, it's very emotional. Especially being naked an on your knees while you are dressed and standing."